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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    So what, I once pulled six hairs with a car. Door. And it was actually a bit of scalp too.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/18/09

    @Novaload Wants the Jez 9 Back: I shut my hair in the car door all the damn time, what with it being just past halfway down my back.
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    Image of powermatic powermatic
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    Next stunt-pulling a tank through Tiananmen Square.
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    Image of fhrblig fhrblig
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    Zhang Ting Ting? "Shut up and let me go... pull six cars with my hair."
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    Image of stuntdriver stuntdriver
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    this answer my question about how they make hair extensions in china...
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    After the event was over, the parking brakes were released and the cars taken out of gear. Ms. Zhang's attempt to roll-start six cars simultaneously had failed. She was later shot as a traitor to the republic.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    Wasn't there some guy who pulled a 747 with his penis? I'm not joking. I would Google it but I'm afraid that the results would be NSFW.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/18/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: I'm not sure it was a 747. But there's a guy out there who's got quite a record for dragging stuff around on the end of his winky.

    You know, if anything's going to be pulling on mine, I'd rather it be attractive, human, and friendly. And I don't think I'll be trying to make any significant distance, either.
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    Edited by Elhigh at 08/18/09 1:59 PM Elhigh was starred Elhigh was unstarred
    Image of Buster Brew Buster Brew
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    Big deal! I can do that. Back hair counts, right?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    08/18/09

    @Buster Brew: I was just about to comment "wimps! i could pull 6 Chinese cars with my ball hair" then read your comment & laughed
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    08/18/09

    @layabout SAVE THE JALOP 9 !: The potential sub-categories are endless! As Kelly Bundy said on Married With Children: "The mind wobbles"
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    It's probably safer that all cars in China are pulled by human hair, as they're not exactly built to withstand a crash.
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    Al Navarro promoted this comment Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was starred Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . was unstarred
    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    My family fought the Reds, lost, and this is what results?
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    Image of Al Navarro Al Navarro
    08/18/09

    @Maxichamp:
    [OMBUDSMAN'S NOTE: And did they live in Cincinnati, then?]
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair

    Pah! The Chinese lose. Again. Ask them to try pulling a train with teethand then we can talk. This Malaysian dude has been there, done that.

    p.s: What's with Asians and pulling stuff with hair/teeth/whatever body part? Haven't they heard of a tow truck/tractor?
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    08/18/09

    @CadillacCimarronOwnersClub:
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    08/18/09

    .
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    Confucius says: Cart before horse will leave you bald.
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    layabout SAVE THE JALOP 9 ! promoted this comment maximum-sienna was starred maximum-sienna was unstarred
    Image of GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls GIC asks not for whom the bell tolls
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    It's not an real sport until she wears an official scarf sponsored by chiropractors and hair plugs.

    ~~~

    More serious note: Anybody know what cars those are? Can we assume they're all the same? I'd like to compare the combined curb weight of all six, to a typical fire pumper used in those "pulled with your teeth" competitions. I wonder which is more painful.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    No way she was older than sixteen.

    Edit: wtfcopter? Stupid j2.0
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    Your comparison is a bit misleading... Zhang won.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/18/09

    @TimTim: My office just got several degrees warmer from that burn.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    08/18/09

    In reply to Chinese Woman Pulls Six Cars With Her Hair
    When she stopped, all six cars continued rolling forward and were totalled, bruising her hamstring.

    [OMBUDSMAN'S NOTE: For sheer comic genius, this is hard to beat. N00Bs take note.]
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    Edited by Al Navarro at 08/18/09 6:08 PM Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master was starred Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master was unstarred
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