Remember that time a bumbling parking attendant let soccer superstar David Beckham's $200K armored BMW X5 get stolen? As you might have expected if you're on mushrooms and kind of psychic, it has turned up in the driveway of Gordana Jankulovska, Macedonia's interior minister.
Being from the states, we don't know many footballers (though we once saw a guy on the subway who looked like Robinho). But we know they're mad notorious for dropping the wikkidest of loot on their whippity-whoos (or whatever). Luxury Launches takes inventory of Real Madrid midfielder David Beckham's stable of…
It's British slang day! Blag means steal. Beckham means a slightly overrated, highly-paid English
soccer player with the fashion sense of K-Fed. And he's married to Posh Spice. And his X5 got jacked by a gang of professional car theives in Spain.