It's The Jalopnik March Madness Beat-Off!

Spring is nearly here and that means one thing: scrounging up all your cash that hasn't gone to your weed budget and buying a shitbox of a car. So now let's pick the best — for thrashing, for offroading, for drifting, for even commuting to your new gig at that coffee shop next to the sneakers hut. » 3/19/14 12:20pm 3/19/14 12:20pm

World's Worst Hyundai Tiburon? World's Worst Hyundai Tiburon

In tough times, people keep their old cars alive through elbow grease, spare parts and know-how. This Hyundai Tiburon owner applied super glue, speaker wire and plastic sheeting in combinations so unfortunate his mechanic saved the sight for posterity. » 11/03/10 10:30am 11/03/10 10:30am

Concours D'Ignorance Postponed Until 2009, Crap Car Connoisseurs Wait…

In what is probably one of the greatest press communications ever issued, Alan Galbraith, the brains behind Billettproof, has let us know the first Concours D'Ignorance will have to wait another year. We're a bit disappointed that we have to wait until 2009 to celebrate the eye-gougingly bad in automotive history, but… » 7/15/08 9:40am 7/15/08 9:40am

What's The Most Disgusting Car You've Ever Driven In?

There's a great song by The Coup wherein the protagonist, in true Jalopnik style, jumps from one cheap vehicle to another including a 1988 Cadillac Seville, 1981 Datsun and 1976 Ford Pinto. The lyrics include this great exchange: » 5/29/08 11:40am 5/29/08 11:40am

It's one of our favorites and reminds us all of those unsanitary vehicles we've had to…