I Began Life In A Ford Pinto And Have Loved Crappy Cars Ever Since

By all rights, I should be dead by now. I spent my first minutes outside of the hospital where I was born in a Ford Pinto. In those crucial moments of life, I undoubtedly inhaled formaldehyde fumes as other cars whizzed past the Pinto's explosive rear bumper. » 12/07/12 2:00pm 12/07/12 2:00pm