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    Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?

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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?

    Too bad it wasn't a convertible. I heard they especially like red Buick convertibles.

    From a few years ago: [www.msnbc.msn.com]

    "A bear cub drew a crowd of spectators at a Lake Tahoe neighborhood as it munched on barbecue-chicken-and-jalapeño pizza in the back seat of a vintage red Buick convertible.

    It also apparently washed it down with a swig of a Jack Daniel's mixer, an Absolut vodka and tonic, and a beer taken from a cooler, the vehicle's owner said. #bears
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?

    I don't think the Ranger is going to be happy Yogi...
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    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    It's a Kodiak moment. #bears
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    I think he was just waiting for a ride to Burger King. #bears
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    Image of CaffiendCA CaffiendCA
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    Camping in Yosemite, some years back. A couple had a brand new Honda Civic, camped right next to us. They were cooking after dark, had nothing in the car, but a bear tore smashed a window to check out the car. Nothing inside. Next night, the bear came back and went back into the car to see if it missed anything! #bears
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    Image of wheatieboy wheatieboy
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    I'm pretty sure that the GM 60-day return policy says nothing about bears. #bears
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    Aren't the B-2 Spirits patrolling the skies 24/7 supposed to prevent these incidents?! #bears
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    ... has skaycog checked in yet? #bears
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/19/09

    @pj134: You talking to me? #bears
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    10/19/09

    @skaycog: Yeah, then I realized it was a foreign car and was like, Oh wow, no chance she was near there. #bears
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/19/09

    @pj134: Thanks for your concern. Also, I'd never leave yogurt in my car. We had a bear sighting last week in my town, only .5 mi. from my home. That's not uncommon this time of year. #bears
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    10/19/09

    @skaycog: Wait... bears like yogurt? #bears
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/19/09

    @pj134: Yes, they like yogurt. They're particularly fond of Yoplait's berry flavor. #bears
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    Image of uncleben uncleben
    10/19/09

    @skaycog: Do we want to know how you came to that conclusion?

    My guess you setup different yogurts in row to determine which bears like the most then used that information as a way to control the bears.
    Right? #bears
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/19/09

    @uncleben: I chose to say berry flavor instead of beary flavor. ;) #bears
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/19/09

    @skaycog: "bear-y"? #bears
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/19/09

    @skaycog: "bear-y"? #bears
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/19/09

    @skaycog: Berry funni #bears
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/19/09

    @Novaload: You know.....like in thank you beary much. #bears
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/19/09

    @skaycog: You're beary welcome! #bears
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?

    Not to worry though. Anything can be fixed with enough duct tape. #bears
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?

    Bears are an airplane's worst enemy. Never leave a sandwich in your Piper Cub. #bears
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    Image of yisoo yisoo
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    they hate me 'cuz i'm black #bears
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/19/09

    @yisoo: Don't be pandaring like that. Ursines are people too. That bearded old guy on the Harley has some very sensitive feelings. #bears
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Take the Activia Challenge! #bears
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    10/19/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: Wow. #bears
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    10/19/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: The only time you know if a Bear sh*ts in the woods is if a Bunny is lying around with sh*t on his fur.

    "Hey bunny, does poop stick to your fur?"

    "No Mr. Bear it doesn't"

    "C'mon over here for a second."
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/19/09

    @Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is: I wish Jamie Lee was in the car with her super dooper pooper yogurt. I am SO sick of that. #bears
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    I guess that couple discovered the effects of the human invasion of bears' habitat in all its grisly details.

    We must bear the blame for this. However, we should learn not to pander to the beast's appetite by leaving food in cars. #bears
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/19/09

    @Mobius: I barely know what to think of your 'grisly' comment. #bears
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    Bears are about seven times better at sniffing around than a bloodhound, which is probably why a locked car with a few Fritos crumbs inside is like a baited trap. #bears
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    10/19/09

    In reply to Does a Bear Steal a Car in the Woods?
    "This, combined with their not excellent sense of smell, can spell doom for the interior of a car."

    I find it hard to believe that a bear lacks an excellent sense of smell. I can believe they smell bad though. #bears
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