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10/26/09
You know why it's a Nice Price? Because there isn't really a modern car that can be half-rebodied and carry that sort of presence. Well, maybe the Camaro/Challenger, but that's still tough.
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chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They
decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black
leather bra, bodice and thong, black nylons, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over
He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw
me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
love all night long."
The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours."
The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house
for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,
looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'" #batmobile
10/26/09
Already have one. Had it for years. It's a Corgi.
I should be all excited and psyched about this, but when I see it, it reminds me of those serious geeks at conventions in elaborate costumes. I always think: "those poor people." This is pretty much the automotive equivalent of that.
I also have my own batcave. #batmobile
10/26/09
I would make my 11 year old son wash it, calling him "Alfred" all the while.
When cruising chicks, I would drop the line "Once you've had bat, you'll never go back."
If a patrolman pulled me over, I would claim I was on a special assignment for The Comissioner.
I would start referring to my home as "Stately Wayne Manor". #batmobile
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Great. Let me just open the bat roll here.... #batmobile
10/26/09
These guys say Nice Price.
I'm not itchin' to hang out with them. #batmobile
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@Alfisted: #batmobile
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And I would never even think about buying that. That's really tacky. They should call Adam West. He could buy that with his Family Guy cash. #batmobile
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Crack Pipe if ever decide to drive it in less-than-perfect weather (no a/c...or ROOF...is there even a heater?), or just want to cruise around in it without being pestered to death.
Best to be part of a large car collection and parked on display to show off to your friends. In that situation, Nice Price! #batmobile
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Anyone want a ride in my Camry? #batmobile
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Just saying. #batmobile
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That's some serious depreciation, but still not necessarily NP... #batmobile
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