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    Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    worst.batmobile.ever


    A for effort, F for model choice.


    Way to pick the dildo batcar.

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    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    Someone need to connect this guy with Ueli Anlicker. Together, their accomplishments of bad taste will be unrivaled.
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    discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was starred discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice was unstarred
    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    This is almost as impressive as the guy in Provo, Utah trying to rebuild Val Kilmer's Career in his basement
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    Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was starred Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was unstarred
    Image of brandegee brandegee
    04/29/09

    @Get this Monkey-Fightin' Bento off of this Monday-To-Friday...: That man is a Saint.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    I dare anyone to head on over to imdb and read some of the quotes from this movie. Did they even have a script? Utterly awful, Batman!
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    combat chuck was starred combat chuck was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    04/29/09

    @combat chuck: From one of the Batman movies, not sure which: "I've dedicated my life to helping strangers I've never met."
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    Image of JeepyJayhawk JeepyJayhawk
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    at least he built something he thought was cool.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/29/09

    @JeepyJayhawk: I built something I thought was cool. Then it became sentient and tried to eliminate all human life, so I had to kill it.


    I don't think this guy will have that problem.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    04/29/09

    @JeepyJayhawk: I did too, this morning, but then I flushed it.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/29/09

    @engineerd:

    @SirNotAppearing:

    I am so glad you guys aren't women, because then I'd have to call the cops on you.
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    04/29/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I had to think about that a bit, then I cried.
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    joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/29/09

    @joneez is paying for Corvette warranties: and here I was, thinking that went right over everybody's heads.


    Sorry for tasteless comment. Sometimes my high school got a little rough.

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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    Impressive considering all he had to work with was an edger, blower, weed eater, 2 hedge trimmers, a shovel, a couple brooms, and a couple ladders.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/29/09

    @engineerd: Sounds like euphemisms for a personal grooming kit.
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    This from a guy who uses electric gardening tools when he could have had gas-powered.
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    Bumblebee was starred Bumblebee was unstarred
    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    Uhhh... Another garage-built kit car that wasn't planned ahead? That bat wing... fin... thing... isn't going to clear the garage door.
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    Scandinavian Flick was starred Scandinavian Flick was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    I'm not going to read the text. Instead, I'm going to continue believing that he sculpted this from bars of soap. Which is awesome.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/29/09

    @beercheck: I'm imagining it being sculpted from cheese. Mmmmmm...cheese.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    04/29/09

    @beercheck: Holy shit, I can't believe this guy made this thing by casting the blood of his enemies. That's just hardcore.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    04/29/09

    @Unevolved- Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.: @acrobatic rabbit: I'm not falling for your tricks. Still not reading the post.

    But....blood? Hair? Toenails? Cheese? That...just...might....work!
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    I personally prefer this Batmobile, but that's just the Euro fanboy in me.



    Although 0% of me wants this one:


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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/29/09

    @Mobius_1: Wouldn't you at least want some of what accompanies the BatSmart?


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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    04/29/09

    @Mobius_1:
    I'm pretty sure that the second one belongs to Batmite.
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    Purple Dave was starred Purple Dave was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/29/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: FMK: Woman, Murcielago, BatSmart.
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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    Hopefully it stays in the garage forever. You know, I'm sure that there are plenty of things around the house to do like take out the garbage instead of building that waste of space. If this guy doesn't have a nagging wife, he needs one.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    04/29/09

    In reply to Sculptor Builds Batman Forever Batmobile In Garage
    Not a Lamborghini in 3...2...1...
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    Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was starred Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was unstarred
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