12 Computers Who Are Complete Bastards

There are so many artificial intelligences that are evil: they try to kill their creator, or kill all humans, or take over the world, or all three. But some AIs do this with charisma and style, while others are complete dicks about it. Here’s a look at a dozen computers who must have had “be an asshole” near the…

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For $75,525, it's not the car you need, but the car you deserve (BIG…

Some crazy person in Skåne, Sweden has acquired the goddamn Batmobile and now wants to sell it. The ad doesn't say much, but here it is translated by yours truly:

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This Is Batman's Pagani Zonda F

Do you like Batman? Do you like Pagani Zondas? Who am I kidding, of course you do, you're a human. Now, one intrepid Argentinian has combined his love of both into one. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Zonda!

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Batman Vs. The Pope: A Comparison

After reading about His Holy Quitter, Pope Benedict XVI's exit in a Popecopter earlier today, the Jalopnik staff was, of course, talking about Popemobiles and the like. At that moment, I started to notice some strangely familiar things about the Pope. Who else was it that I knew of that had special cars and…

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The Dark Knight's Lucius Fox Is America's Worst CEO

Christopher Nolan's Batman movies aren't just great action films, they're awesome movies for gearheads. What, besides the occasional Michael Bay crapfest, has vehicles as awesome as the Tumbler or the Batpod, or even Bruce Wayne's Lamborghinis and MV Agusta motorcycle from The Dark Knight?

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This Dark Knight Rises Themed Nissan Juke Is Probably Not Something…

Were you as excited to pick up The Dark Knight Rises on Blu-Ray this week as I was? Do you love that movie so much in spite of its bizarre pacing, massive plot holes and the leaps in logic required to get through it just like I do? If you answered "yes" to any of those questions, have I got the car for you!

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'95 "Bat Bronc" Is A Celebration Of In-Car TVs, Throw Pillows, Michael…

If the obscene revenue taken in by The Dark Knight Rises this summer was any indicator, lots of people love Batman. But how much do you REALLY love Batman? Are you hardcore enough to drop $31,000 on a Ford Bronco made over in the Caped Crusader's image?

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