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    Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels

    Hoon of the Day: Barbie Corvette + Gas Engine + Snow

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    Wanted, Barbie Girl with Bucks to Rock a Pink Micra
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    Somebody said about Barbie the following:"had the eyes of a monster. He was savage. My God, he was savage! It was unimaginable. He broke my teeth, he pulled my hair back. He put a bottle in my mouth and pushed it until the lips split from the pressure.", this discription doesn´t fit with this car, but then again I think they were not talking about the same Barbie.
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    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    This car is so obnoxious, only Paris Hilton, a few celebs and a FUCKTON of fat girls are going to buy this.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    03/09/09

    @Pleco - e pluribus hoonum: This would be the 2nd largest thing Paris Hilton owns
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/09/09

    @Pleco - e pluribus hoonum: I thought fat girls all drove Neons, J-bodies, and rusted-out S10 Blazers?
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    03/09/09

    @Cognitive Friction:

    INNUENDO VAGINA JOKE, TAKE TWO:


    This would be the 2nd largest pink thing Paris Hilton owns

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/09/09

    @Cognitive Friction:


    Yes, her Bently, and this. :)

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/09/09

    @aSoundofSleep loves his cute little Roy-Roy!: Antizing!
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/09/09

    @Pleco - e pluribus hoonum:Paris would probably drive this:
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/10/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: No, no, no. You forget Cavaliers/Sunfires and Cobalts/G5s.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/10/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: In my neck of the woods, fat girls are usually upper middle class and make daddy buy them a New Beetle or a 3-series vert. But seriously, there are a lot of fat girls driving New Beetles. I've yet to ever see one hot chick driving a new Beetle. The fatties are showing up in Mini Coopers now, too.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/10/09

    @WilliamG.: I said J-bodies, which are the most common.


    @Pleco - e pluribus hoonum: I know one reasonably hot girl with a New Beetle, and my mum's not exactly fat. I think the fat-chicks thing is limited to naturally-aspirated NBs with automatics.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    Two Barbie's, one FIAT.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    Damn, the last time I saw an Italian show that much pink, I certainly didn't feel this gay.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/09/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon: Nice. heartclicky for that.


    Now I feel gay for saying heartclicky.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/09/09

    @Pleco - e pluribus hoonum: Awwwh, does the Pleco need a hug?


    I feel like mentioning here that our fishtank has both danios and a plecostomus. We're fresh out of polars, though.

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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    Ken is driving? Is he dropping Barbie off on his way to West Hollywood? What? He is just meeting 'Friends'
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    Three door Pink Fiat


    two in the junk

    one in the trunk

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    Dr. H. F. Danger was starred Dr. H. F. Danger was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    This gives "they're all pink on the inside" a whole new meaning.
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    03/09/09

    @engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: Snap. I haven't heard that expression since high school!
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    More appropriate considering the birthday:
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/09/09

    @Graverobber: I really want a Cougar. You can take that to mean whatever you want.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/09/09

    @Graverobber: God I want that car. I'm allowed to rattle-can it, right?
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/09/09

    @Foozy Ploosh Room: @Foozy Ploosh Room: You can rattle around in a Cougar's can all you want, and I doubt she'd mind.
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    I wonder what Ken would drive?
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    .357 was starred .357 was unstarred
    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/09/09

    @.357: I'm guessing Barbie.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    03/09/09

    @.357:


    He learned from the past...a 300Z.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/09/09

    @.357: Kevin.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/09/09

    @my beater Mercedes lacks reverse: No, that was GI-JOE. And it was a 300ZX Twin Turbo.


    Ken drives a metrosexual yellow Jeep Wrangler.

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    Oops, I stumbled into Jezebel. No, wait...
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    03/09/09

    @FromaBuick6: I fear the phrase "a bejewelled and pink hatch" might be misinterpreted.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/09/09

    @Alfisted: Hey, hey, that's Fleshbot talk!
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    Is this where I'm supposed to make a comment about what the 500 would look like if it kept the same proportions of the ORIGINAL 500? Because every retro car brings that out, as do most Barbie articles.


    Here's a good one from a recent bit. Funny and sad at the same time:
    [news.bbc.co.uk]


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    Image of elwood elwood
    03/09/09

    @Ash78: Did you find that image on Jezebel?
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    03/09/09

    @elwood: No, I found it on some femenist shill website called BBC News :D
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    Image of elwood elwood
    03/09/09

    @Ash78: Just don't get the jezebels started on barbie. That'll turn into a bitch-fest of EPIC proportions.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/09/09

    @elwood: Because jeez, at least the Bratz just prostitute themselves, and that's so much healthier than body dysmorphia leading to a crippling eating disorder.


    I can't decide which is worse. Well, actually, I suppose underage prostitutes at least bring happiness to sleazy rock-and-roll stars.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    I want to be your lover
    I, I wanna wrap you in rubber
    And it's pink as the sheets that we lay on
    'Cause Pink - it's my favorite crayon
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    03/09/09

    In reply to Fiat 500 Barbie Edition: Celebrating 50 Years Of Shallowness With Jewels
    It doesn't look like it's got enough leg room, that's pretty important when your knees barely bend.
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    Maymar was starred Maymar was unstarred
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