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Detroit, 6:34 PM
Tue Nov 10
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Let's look at this again, from a non-automotive viewpoint
Would you rather see this on the beach
10/02/09
@lilwillie hides autos in the attic:
Or this in Chicago. Ya, wonder why Rio is still in the running.
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09/28/09
they hatin'
protestin' they
tryin' to call me a secret commie
(repeat 4x)
Progressive new bills
I'm signin'
they hopin they gonna paint me
a secret commie
(repeat 4x)
09/28/09
Throw in a little sentence about politics. Check
Watch left and right go over the same arguments that have been hashed to death and change no ones mind. Check
09/28/09
This has nothing to do with politics, but I saw this awesome Mythbusters clip over on Jezebel where they prove you can't get pregnant from anal sex.
09/28/09
09/28/09
@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: yes, but how else are we going to have a reason to post a picture of the most embarrassing moment of the background nose-pickers life?
09/28/09
Help us, Obama From Kenyabi, you're our only hope!
09/28/09
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I'm not even going to look. Those ladies over at Jezebel don't take kindly to us.
09/28/09
09/28/09
Cadillac..thrillz
Four parking spots that my Cadillac..fillz
Trillion-dollar..stims
Trillion-dollar..whims
Rebuilding a foundation with a box of hardwood..shims
Electorate of..fools
Cabinet of..tools
Thinkin' this is 'Nam and ignorin' all the..rules
09/28/09
09/28/09
Afghanistan, don't bug me man
Hollah out to Goldman, Hollah out to Sachs
Geithner, Summers, all my hacks--
Green for the rich, break broke folks' backs,
I'm a photo op and and a sound byte pop
Gonna keep campaigning cause I just can't stop,
I love the power and the praise
I love to spend it if someone else pays...
(This is why I've never succeeded as a rapper.)
09/28/09
09/28/09
I saw somebody open one of the doors on Cadillac One, and I had to say, "wow. That thing really is a friggin' tank. The thing's so big and so heavy that it barely does 60 MPH.
Now, before you all start with the charges of hypocrisy and non-Greenness and all that, he is the President of the United States, he does get four times the number of death threats the last one got, and this is what is required for the President to do his job. Sad, but true.
09/28/09
Where are the nuclear-powered, GPS-guided hovercraft I was promised in 1958? Where are the flying cars? Where is the payoff from reverse engineering of UFO's at Area 51?
09/28/09
09/28/09
uhm, no. I like choices.
09/28/09
Oh and he also likes 'world peace'. That was the other lesson. We don't have a president, we have Miss America in the White House.
09/28/09
Do you know what the war is about, why Mericans are fighting, what we're supposed to be fighting for? Articulate it in one sentence; don't say 9/11 because that just isn't so, no weapons of mass destruction, no conspiracy, no Bin Laden. Just a small smart group who were smarter than Mericans. So now what? So that Haliburton's Board can get 100's of billions in government contracts to rebuild foreign soil? So that oil and gas futures will go up and Merican's Leader who has those holdings can make lots of money? All on your dime, and mine.
For the past 8 years American's were hated, disrespected, and not welcome in other countries. I know, I traveled to Germany, Japan, the Netherlands, Hong Kong, and in every place I had to defend Merican global and national polcies. It wasn't fun to be attacked or questioned every coffee shop, bus or train ride. To be told that your President is red-necked idiot who can't read or speak. Not fun at all.
Only to come home and the America I fought for can't handle the people's basic needs but boasts to the world of its greatness? At least this current President, like him or not, whatever the reason; racial, personal, he dresses too well, doesn't throw up on other World leaders, or is articulate, whatever. You have to agree that in a very short time, he is really trying to clean up America's image abroad and at home.
But, don't worry when your job folds (hypothetically of course) and you use up all your savings (NEVER may that happen), Miss Merica will wake up give you insurance too, if you want it.
Only if Government can break the backs of the Insurance lobbyists' and stop their wholesale pimping of American's. We make the money, get pimp slapped - money taken by an increased premium. Go to the doctor for the bruises only to get fucked again by the part of the bill that isn't covered.
So if anyone is bending over in Merica it's Americans. Not the President, he just got here, all this crap has been in place for 8 years already.
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Socialist? Now, all I can say is WOW! Maybe you've forgotten about another word, Democracy. Remember we learned in school the the United States is a government "...of the people, by the people, and for the people." - Gettysburg Address, Abraham Lincoln. Remember?
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Looks that way to me, too, but it's still early in the day/week.
Anything which looks like a car, yet is on a class 6 or 7 truck chassis, isn't gonna be right.
09/20/09