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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/11/09

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    05/11/09

    In reply to Better Vaporware: Jalopnik Gold Or Winding Road PDF Subscription?
    Maybe a good sign that their incessant emails wil end soon....
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Better Vaporware: Jalopnik Gold Or Winding Road PDF Subscription?
    Jalopnik Gold. Why? 24 hr. cams, baby.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/06/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    Maybe Paul Tracy will be available to say a few words about those other guy's crapwagons?
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    Image of domino domino
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    i would demand at least $1000 for taking a sebring, and even then i'd feel like i was cheapening myself.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    That's just hilarious, yet sad.


    You know at least one of those big guns is scratching their head and asking "maybe"

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    Vehicles produced by your firm are frequent participants.


    How many of the cars in the last LeMons race were actually built and sold under the leadership of these three?


    Lutz has only been with GM since 2002, and the other two are newer to their positions than that...

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/05/09

    @Cognitive Friction: The Dodge Neon's platform was just recently axed, we've had a couple Rangers, I'm sure there's been W-bodies... to say nothing of the Panther platform.


    If we're talking about "cars they still build", no question about it.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    Too bad the pitch is in the dirt. You can't hit a Fortune 500 CEO with a low-ball ask. Gotta go with a $100,000 minimum, per race fee. Otherwise, all your publicity might have to read:

    LeMons 24 hrs, possibly Sponsored by Ford!

    Because nothing wads up into a ball faster than a Ford Focus hit by a Lincoln Town Car! Built Ford Tough.


    See how it works?

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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    I rec'd this email, since I'm on the LeMons mailing list. Pretty funny. Fuck, man, if you're the head of a multi-national multi-billion dollar organization and you can't take a joke, well, tough.


    Sorry. Its 5 o'clock, I'm still at work, undercaffeinated, and a bit punchy.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    If Mulally actually goes for this, he's a moron. The badges always fall off anyways.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/05/09

    @boosted-lego-wagon: lol
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    Hell, if it gets a Caliber with tits painted on the hood and the grille smashed in onto the racetrack, I'm allll for it!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    I really, really, really, (I'm practically begging like a little kid) want to see an official response from this. I hope they take it as the joke it is meant to be. Otherwise, send me two sebrings, and I'll enter two teams into LeMons.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    Awesome. Chrysler needs to take them up on this to help them burn thru their 100+ day inventory.


    LeMons Toledo, Nonsored by C******r

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    Image of RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    Dick move.
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    Image of jodark jodark
    02/05/09

    @rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: Serious? Cause I can't find the dick joke in this, unless you mean the Weismann, but that thread is that-a-way<----
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/05/09

    @rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: Yeah, I'm kind of with you on that. It's like kicking a bum. We know he's a bum. He knows he's a bum. No need to stick it to him.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/05/09

    @jodark: HAHAHAHAHA.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    02/05/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Agreed, a little tasteless.


    If it were Nardelli, I'd be laughing. He's the only one, IMO, deserving of executive-level ridicule.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/05/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Where is this bum you speak of? The one which we may kick?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/05/09

    @Ash78: It was sent to all three presidents.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    02/05/09

    @graverobber: Southwestern Assemblies of God University Edi...: Indeed. I even wore my steel-toed bum-kickin' shoes today. Its been a fair bit on a fortnight since I've engaged in such revelrous activity.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    02/05/09

    @rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: I'd contend that the '86 Caravan my parents had when I was a kid was the "dick move" for me personally, but if you're arguing that two wrongs don't make a right, I won't go against that.
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/05/09

    In reply to Even The 24 Hours Of LeMons Has A Bailout Plan For Detroit
    i think the 24 hours of lemons should instead offer a $500 economic stimulus check. trickle down jalopies make for bad economics
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