I need one. I don't want it, I need it. I'll paint it bright red, glossy red, real glossy. I need chrome rims too. Window tint, I have to have it. LED headlights, oh it already has those. Leather. Starry-night themed headliner, put one in. Give me a champagne cooler, but fill it with ice for my drinks. Let the apocalypse begin.
@dwegmull: Sorry man, vague reference to the horrible Bathing Ape camo Rolls Royce and the dude's liking of pixels; I'm struggling not to sound like an old curmudgeon myself :)
@engineerd thinks cannoli is deserving of a star: It's widely known around here that I have a thing for busty brunettes, especially those with cute, perky little asses. Hence, the request for Tomb Raider shorts...
@Sloop_John_B: Yeah, but you'd have to stop every 60 miles for a refuel. And, I believe the M1A1 tops out at around 50mph, so not really competitive with the other buggies. The benefit, though, is that you'd be running by yourself in your own class, so you win no matter what!
@elwood: If you take the turret and armor plating off, then it might get a bit speedier... Replace the ammunition storage space with a large fuel tank and it might even get a decent range.
@aSoundofSleep hates work: Reduces Jalop time: Actually, fuel economy is very important to the military. A friend of mine works on heavy-duty hybrid drivetrains and one of their main contracts is with the military. For every gas sipper they have they have to haul less fuel. Less fuel = fewer supply convoys = fewer non-combat troops exposed to attack and also less money spent hauling it around. I think the military is one of the largest purchasers of fuel so improving the fleet economy also adds up to more money to spend on other stuff.
@aSoundofSleep hates work: Reduces Jalop time: Wow. Maybe I am the only one that finds advertising best in class fuel economy in a vehicle that gets gallons per mile as opposed to miles per gallon a little funny. My bad!
@aSoundofSleep hates work: Reduces Jalop time: I've driven M113 "light" armored personal carriers (10 Tons): they use 1 litre of diesel per Km regardless of terrain, load, weather or any other variable. It makes it easy to figure out the range, though: pour in 25 litres and you're good for 25Km.
@bigblockautoX: I'd hate to hail from PG County. I'm a Baltimore County boy through and through. Which means all of my neighbors are white. Very very very white. I'm talking living next to the Wonderbreads.
@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I just got notice of a parking ticket from 2004 when I parked on Fait street in Baltimore. They want $948 and this is the first I have heard of it. I'm mad at Maryland right now.
@joshman: I was dropping off a handicapped person somewhere in downtown Baltimore City once, so I threw up their handicapped placard on the rearview mirror, so as to not have to pay the meter for the 6 minutes I was out of the car. Lo and behold, when I returned there was a gruff meter maid writing me a ticket for not paying the meter. After a 20 minute conversation I was finally let off the hook for doing something completely legal. Nazis.
@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Tons of car related stuff happens EVERY DAY in Baltimore! As soon as you leave Fell's Point, there's a pretty lively carjacking industry :)
@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: We lived in Pikesville for two years and Catonsville for two years before that. It was a good experience but I'm glad my wife does not have to drive Route 40 twice a day anymore.
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I think I may have found my new daily driver.
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I'll paint it bright red, glossy red, real glossy.
I need chrome rims too.
Window tint, I have to have it.
LED headlights, oh it already has those.
Leather.
Starry-night themed headliner, put one in.
Give me a champagne cooler, but fill it with ice for my drinks.
Let the apocalypse begin.
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Afghanistan exports terrorism. We export power.
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and personalized bullets
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Next step: telling punks to get off my lawn.
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Sounds like a tranny porno, though.
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/I'm married. I'm married. I'm married...
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/off to eBay to checkout tanks...
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Side note: That digital camo is hurting my eyes.
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/just guessin
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Wow.
Maybe I am the only one that finds advertising best in class fuel economy in a vehicle that gets gallons per mile as opposed to miles per gallon a little funny.
My bad!
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Nothing car related EVER happens in Maryland. I mean, I know, this technically isn't a car, but good ol' MD got mentioned!
We're finally official in our statehood.
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@wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: We lived in Pikesville for two years and Catonsville for two years before that. It was a good experience but I'm glad my wife does not have to drive Route 40 twice a day anymore.
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Sucks you had to live in Catonsville though...haha