This Is How Texas Motor Speedway Will Take A Few Years Off Your Life

This weekend, NASCAR goes to Texas Motor Speedway, where of course, some terrifying state-fair-like concoctions will be on the track menu. Here's how they plan to kill us slowly this year: chicken wings dipped in bacon queso, then coated in bacon bits and Doritos. I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't asked for the recipe. » 4/08/15 5:40pm 4/08/15 5:40pm

‚ÄčThis Turbo Diesel Cafe Racer Is Powered By Bacon

Allow me to list some of the things I love: Motorcycles, turbos, diesel, and bacon. Through the wonders of Marketing, all of these things have coalesced into a diesel cafe racer that's making a cross-country trip powered by bacon grease. And yes, it smells like breakfast rolling down the road. » 8/05/14 8:33pm 8/05/14 8:33pm