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    Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/28/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Okay, am I seriously the first one to point out that this image says "MOM" as her name?


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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of G-Ram G-Ram
    03/28/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Actually it's quite clear that it says "MONI" as in; likely short for Monica.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/28/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I did notice it, but you seem to be the first to point it out.
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    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/28/09

    @G-Ram is missing the preview button. :(: Aww, you're no fun
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    Leeeeena the Jalopchick was starred Leeeeena the Jalopchick was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Okay, this can't be real.


    I was all set and ready to think that this might actually be just another dumbass model search, but the picture of the girl named Sheena is actually Sheena Lee, an former PB model.


    That has to be fake, submitted by some fat guy sitting in front of the computer in his briefs.


    There is no way that the uber-sexy Sheena Lee could have fallen to the point that she would partake in something this stupid.


    If it really is her, and she really has fallen that far, I have fifteen bucks, all I need is an address.

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    Image of wrappedinbacon wrappedinbacon
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Well, I see all the pros.. I mean strippers... No, wait, I mean hookers... No... Wait. That middle one looks about right.
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    wrappedinbacon was starred wrappedinbacon was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Skank-O-Rama!!
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of piththeelder piththeelder
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    I love the delicious irony of slutty Raichelle's crudely drawn Islamic star and crescent tatoo.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/27/09

    @piththeelder: Funnily enough, that looks like some kid just scribbled on her with a black sharpie.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Is it wrong for me to like my ladies un-skanky?
     Reply
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    Image of metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    I clocked all the way through and lol'd at the last pic pretty well. Thanks for that.
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    metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal was starred metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal was unstarred
    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Holy fucking sweet mother of hot sweet and sour Asian, Trish.


    I have a thing for Asians. In case you didn't know that.

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    aSoundofSleep-less nights was starred aSoundofSleep-less nights was unstarred
    Image of alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons
    03/27/09

    @aSoundofF*cking: Some girl from Bangkok said, "I like you a lot." This is how you get got.
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    alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons was starred alowishus wants to run a Saab Sonett III at LeMons was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/27/09

    @alowishus, ecoboosted: You're going to Bangkok for two weeks straight...


    ...in beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia!

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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of elwood elwood
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Holy low resolution
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/27/09

    @elwood: Yeah, Jamie, Michelle, Amanda, Lilly and Ashley need more pixels.


    The last model, on the other hand, needs to be pixelated.

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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    03/28/09

    @elwood: We're aware of the low-resolution, but we took what they gave us and I'm sure that for some of these girls, that's an okay thing.
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    The Auto Insider was starred The Auto Insider was unstarred
    Image of DaltonT DaltonT
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    I'm disappointed by that Solstice-Ferrari.
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    DaltonT was starred DaltonT was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/27/09

    @DaltonT: What, there's a car there?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    mmm Alexa.... I'm going to make you my new trophy.... uh wife yeah thats it trophy wife.
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/27/09

    @Jo F*cking Schmo: I prefer the term, "Future Ex-Wife".
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    03/27/09

    @Deartháir exists mostly to f*ck with new commenters: Concider Cheryl and Ashley (brunette)as your future ex-wives.
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    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was starred BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Murilee, that saucy minx, had way too much class and self-worth to enter. I would put her up against all of those...well, except the last one.


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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/27/09

    @f*cking engineerd: She's so sexy.


    You gotta learn to hide that kind of thing behind a NSFW tag, man, you're getting me all excited here.

     Reply
    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/27/09

    @f*cking engineerd: That's making me leak my transmission fluids.
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    Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    03/27/09

    @f*cking engineerd: What, no blown tranny jokes?!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/27/09

    @f*cking engineerd: You've got your transmission and a live wire...


    (And Bowie's been pretty close to a blown tranny--in more ways than one.)

     Reply
    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    03/28/09

    @f*cking engineerd: You freakin' stalkers are making me nervous. Restraining order!
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    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/28/09

    @Murilee Martin: I'm not a stalker. Just ignore the life-size cardboard cutout of you in the living room and the poster of you and the tranny in my bedroom. Oh, and that rustling sound outside your window at night is a cat. Really, I swear.


    Now if you'll excuse me, they are having a sale on night-vision goggles and minicams at the army surplus store.

     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    03/28/09

    @f*cking engineerd: I had this great idea to get rich during the dot-com boom, with a website providing resources to stalkers: iStalker! Or maybe eStalker. I had the banner ads all figured out: "Change of address? Restraining order? You know she really loves you! iStalker!"
     Reply
    Murilee Martin was starred Murilee Martin was unstarred
    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    Movie about fast cars with big aftermarket turbos, thus women with big aftermarket turboobs. I totally get it. Do I get a price?
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    Pew Pew BOOM was starred Pew Pew BOOM was unstarred
    Image of targataco targataco
    03/27/09

    @I have a cat that can beat me up: Turboobs. Nice. By the way, if you have a cat that can beat you up, I suggest throwing a slice of cheese on its face. That's their one weakness.
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    targataco was starred targataco was unstarred
    Image of Pew Pew BOOM Pew Pew BOOM
    03/27/09

    @targataco: I'm not that fast, he's like a ninja, jumps out from nowhere and just beats the crap out of me. I usually just splash water on him to get him back, it's like holy water on ghost, only problem is the "ghost" doesn't really go away and may get me back for the water thing later.
     Reply
    Pew Pew BOOM was starred Pew Pew BOOM was unstarred
    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/28/09

    @I have a cat that can beat me up: Maybe you can try to appease it with some cheese in its food dish? I find that extra-sharp white New York or Vermont cheddar works best. Don't ask how I know.
     Reply
    Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/27/09

    In reply to Fast & Furious Model Competition: Fast Girls And Furious Bikinis
    I can just smell the crabs just by looking at these.
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