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    Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    06/09/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    I'm waiting for the inevitable photos of a Camaro sitting in a Detroit rental lot with flat tires and bullet holes down the side... Or would that be Miami?


    I'm so confused.

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    Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    06/09/09

    @Turbineguy: In Detroit the rental Camaro would be found frozen in the elevator shaft of an abandonded building with the bullet holes in the side, if it was found at all.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    06/09/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    The hit on the winshield (tm) is pretty low. I was hoping the cause would be officially listed as 'road head' related, but laptop might be more likely.


    But what about all those shapely dents on the rear fender?

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    Image of b20a b20a
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    I'm waiting for someone to post a "that'll buff right out" comment..
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    06/09/09

    @b20a: You know, if this had black stripes, I know a certain website editor who could buff it right out.
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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    Why is this news? If this were a Japanese/German/whatever you librul media types are fellating this week car, this wouldn't be here! Stop hating on the Camaro, or I'm comin' down there with my unclebrother!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    @PatFromGundo: Hicks don't know the word "fellating". They prefer "faggoty lib'rul shit".


    Shame, really. It's a great word.

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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of Detroit Velvet Smooth aka Panzerwagon Detroit Velvet Smooth aka Panzerwagon
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    hmm camaro engine (Check) + mom's old 1997 maroon Mazda 323 (check) ....what could go wrong?
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    Image of SmaartAasSaabr SmaartAasSaabr
    06/08/09

    @Panzerwagon: The bodyshell would tear out at the first stab of the throttle and the rear part of the body would flip over
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/08/09

    @SmaartAasSaabr: A little reinforcing... how hard could it be?
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    Image of Alan Vochaska Alan Vochaska
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    i like that the under bumper is painted yellow. Thats like having a color coordinated thong on a fat chick. Nice to know they care but something you never want to see
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    @Alan Vochaska: Looks like overspray to me. I'll stay optimistic, though.
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    Image of SmaartAasSaabr SmaartAasSaabr
    06/08/09

    @Floozy Plushbroom will eat 60 figs: I had several GM cars with the bumper beam painted body colour


    looks like when they dip it in the paint they have that piece mounted

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    @SmaartAasSaabr: Huh, cool. So it even looks cool when the bumper cover falls off!
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    06/09/09

    @Alan Vochaska: Precisely what I was thinking!
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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    On the up side it is one less of them.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    @Triborough: Yeah, good thing there's no totalled Camrys in that lot, ain't it?
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    I offer 499 dollars.
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    I will buy it for... $500!
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/08/09

    @tenbeers: I think that may get you a BS penalty, but it't still be sweet to see at LeMons.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/09/09

    @TimTim: I'm sure if you brought her flowers, the lovely Murilee would be willing to give you a far smaller BS penalty. Especially when you told her you'd be willing to use the big Camaro powerplant to accidentally remove a few Miatae and E30 BMWs.
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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    06/09/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more SingoFinger™!: I like Van Sarockin's idea to, as he put it, "campaign aggressively" to get the People's Curse.

    [jalopnik.com]
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    joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    06/09/09

    @joneez isn't drinking that damn Kool-Aid: And when I said 'campaign aggressively' I meant: steal your beer from the cooler while you're wrenching like mad, sweating like pigs for three solid hours, trying to get your hopeless crapheap back on the track so you can get in five more laps. Can't miss.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    Looks like the PM yellow worked a bit too well in this case. After all, everything is bigger in Texas.
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    Two words: Salvage Title.


    followed by one word: Gutted.


    Commence track toy creation.

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    evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars was starred evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars was unstarred
    Image of SmaartAasSaabr SmaartAasSaabr
    06/08/09

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion at *location CLASSIFIED*: Why, just a new hood bumper bags and knock out that dent in the quarter panel and she's back on the road
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/08/09

    @SmaartAasSaabr: Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.


    Fuck, with the car wrecked like this, it's actually an improvement on its looks. What needs to happen instead is for it to be sent to ASC so they can rescue it into a Trans Am. In fact, can we just do this level of damage to ALL the Camaros, and then send them all to ASC? That'd be great, thanks.

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    Deartháir II was starred Deartháir II was unstarred
    Image of SmaartAasSaabr SmaartAasSaabr
    06/08/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more SingoFinger™!: It is hard to make it Trans AM-like the sides are too edgy ;)


    That was always being a PITA to me, it is so easy to find 70-81 Camaro doors but the Firebird ones are marginally different and more $$$ if you can find them

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/08/09

    @SmaartAasSaabr: That's why I think they should make ALL the Camaros into Trans Ams. Then parts would be much easier to find!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    In reply to Rental Car Reach-Around: First Avis Camaro Wreck!
    I love the token unbelted-passenger spiderweb. Goes to show who rents these things.


    Know what really makes me happy? That this will live on as a parts car, while the new Focus next to it is irreparably fucked.

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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of nick2ny nick2ny
    06/08/09

    @Floozy Plushbroom, not fingerin' Singo: You know that the passenger airbag cover is what broke the windchill, right? I crashed a focus with no passenger and the windchill looked identical.
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    nick2ny was starred nick2ny was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    @nick2ny: I believe you. Never seen that from an airbag cover before, but I don't doubt it given how fast those fuckers come out.


    Funnier the other way, though.

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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    06/08/09

    @Floozy Plushbroom will eat 60 figs: Hey, that Focus positively SCREAMS Houston LeMons.
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    @Pffft...Prius. Get an '81 Tercel, instead!: Focuchero!?
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    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/08/09

    @Floozy Plushbroom will eat 60 figs: As a side note, I just planted my fig tree. I better not see you around my yard.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/08/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: No sir, I wouldn't dare trespass on your property, sir.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    06/09/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Not even to drop off some donuts? On your lawn.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    06/09/09

    @Floozy Plushbroom will eat 60 figs: Funny? I dunno. I'm generally against pain in the world and a windshield seems to be a pretty painful object to slam your face against.

    Then again, it might explain the lack of blood on the webbed glass.
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    Franzouse was starred Franzouse was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/09/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Cannoli maybe, not donuts though. Or sfogliatella, I like those too.
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    leavethegun-takethecannoli was starred leavethegun-takethecannoli was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    06/09/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Dude, you already got all the cannoli.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
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