Trying to understand the enormity of an avalanche is almost impossible. This one in Alaska has closed a major highway and made a huge lake. Just. Like. That.
Here's the scene. A few snowmobilers out enjoying a weekend trip on the side of a mountain. One rider falls. Another rider drives above him and triggers an avalanche, quickly consuming the man. And then the rescue begins. Movie? No, real life — and it's one of the most heart-stopping videos I've ever seen.
Like, there's this weasely-looking little guy, ya know, and he wants change for a dollar. So, like, I changed my SUV into a truck and took his money! Yeah, I totally made him my bitch!
Well dip our asses in linseed oil and fire rock salt at us from a double-barreled twelve-gauge, but GM's actually finally managed to come up with a vehicle on the new GMT-900 platform that isn't uglier than in its predecessor! Then again, that last Chevy truck front end was so wrong on so many levels that a thin, even…