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    Bernd Rosemeyer, Now In Chocolate Form

    The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas

    Gerry Judah's Sculptures of Speed

    Vorsprung Your Way to Goodwood This July to See Audi at Its Very Best

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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    10/06/09

    In reply to Bernd Rosemeyer, Now In Chocolate Form
    Rosemeyer was a man among men, and Nuvolari gets my vote as the greatest racing driver of all time. Those guys competed at a time when motor racing was a death sport. Anything that commemorates their heroic skill and bravery is all good in my book, esp. if it tastes good.

    Pete, I think you should not only touch it, you should melt it and pour it over your naked body, if only to infuse yourself with the chocolatey greatness of Herr Rosemeyer.
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    Edited by Uncle Bo at 10/06/09 11:19 AM Uncle Bo was starred Uncle Bo was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    10/06/09

    In reply to Bernd Rosemeyer, Now In Chocolate Form
    Herr Rosemeyer..during the '36 German Hillclimb Championship
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    10/06/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: Winning the 37 British Grand Prix at Donnington Park
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    10/06/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: and the most Jalopnik Rosemeyer photo ever...Bernd does a burnout in a Auto Union Type C
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    Image of tonyola tonyola
    10/06/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: From everything I've heard, it took balls of steel to drive those Auto Unions hard - overpowered, skinny tires, primitive suspensions, and snap oversteer when you least expect it. These cars could kill you if you so much as looked at them wrong. Rosemeyer found out the hard way.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    10/06/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: That is a great photo. Any chance you know where a high-res version lives?
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    scroggzilla raids again promoted this comment Joshuman was starred Joshuman was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    10/06/09

    @Joshman Junção: Didn't know which photo you wanted, so here's links to all of them. Enjoy!
    rosemeyer hillclimb
    [www.seriouswheels.com]
    rosemeyer donnington
    [www.seriouswheels.com]
    rosemeyer burnout
    [img.index.hu]
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    10/06/09

    @scroggzilla raids again: Hello, new desktop wallpaper!
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/06/09

    In reply to Bernd Rosemeyer, Now In Chocolate Form
    Sweet.
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    Image of superbadd75, now I remember why I left... superbadd75, now I remember why I left...
    10/06/09

    @skaycog: I don't know, Bernd chocolate doesn't sound very good to me.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/06/09

    @superbadd75, with electrolytes!: I don't think I've ever had any bad chocolate.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    Personally, I think this whole thread is misguided... look at the expression on the lady's face - she's not thinking: "OMIGOD, where am I supposed to put this bag?", she's thinking: "No WONDER it wouldn't start... some idiot crammed a dead hooker in there, thinking it was the trunk - and in the process broke the feed lines to the #5 & #7 fuel injectors... those mechanically inept MORONS!" (and yes, that was two dead hooker references in one thread).

    And the 2nd pic is simply the result of the Lambo driver having brake-checked the bike messenger who was tailgating him a little too closely... the bike forks are wedged in the engine vent fins, and the Lambo owner just put those rails on there temporarily in order to position the bike upright for the photo he needed for the insurance claim.
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    Image of silence808 silence808
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    I had a 3rd Gen Toyota MR-S, and used to love grocery shopping - if there were people in the parking lot and looking my way, I'd open the front trunk and throw my groceries in under the hood. Close the hood, hop in, drive away. It drew mostly quizzical looks, but at least once I told someone it was a hybrid that ran on sandwiches.
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    Mobius says welcome back! promoted this comment silence808 was starred silence808 was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/22/09

    @silence808: And when you fill up, do you go for the tuna or turkey sandwiches?
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    Image of dragon951 dragon951
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    Uh...how about:

    Solution A- Don't give a mid-engined car to an idiot.

    Solution B- If you can afford a Lambo, you can afford a second car to put your bike on.
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    Mobius says welcome back! promoted this comment dragon951 was starred dragon951 was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/22/09

    @dragon951: How about you get a sense of humour?

    Don't mean to be condescending or anything, but those are mostly for fun. The model, Natalie Polgar, is a member of Peter Orosz's site Hyperleggera. I'm guessing she knows about cars.
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    Image of Alfa-November Alfa-November
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    My X1/9 had two trunks. Two is better than one. That's twice the functionality of you engine-placement traditionalists.
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    08/21/09

    @Alfa-November: I kept a tool box in the front trunk of mine. Not to work on the car with but to limit understeer.
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    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    08/21/09

    @joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: You're supposed to use dead hookers for that... get it right.
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    08/22/09

    @HoonThatFerrari: Sorry...I was young and stupid at the time.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/22/09

    @joneez wants the clunkers he paid for: If you were old enough to drive, you were old enough to get dead hookers.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    How can the mid engine not feel natural? Put the single heaviest non-structural component as close to both the center of the car, and to the driving wheels, as possible. Your polar moment of inertia is now sharply reduced. The yaw center is moved almost directly under the driver's right asscheek. There is no big, heavy driveshaft to bog acceleration. In short, it's about 31 flavors of Win.

    Okay, it does leave less space in the stern for groceries. But if Toyota can leave space for five shopping bags behind the mill of the ultra-tiny first-gen MR2 and no one complains, then you know that when you pony up for a mid engine ride, luggage space isn't your first concern.
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    Image of DarthLefty DarthLefty
    08/21/09

    @Elhigh: It's not natural because you've gone and put the engine where the people would like to be.
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    IN THE FACE! promoted this comment DarthLefty was starred DarthLefty was unstarred
    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    08/21/09

    @DarthLefty: not "the people" just passengers #3 & #4, and ya know. Once you have a good passenger #2, then #3 and #4 can fuckoff anyway...
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/22/09

    @Elhigh: And it took Porsche 40 years to get that message.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    With 32 valves and eight cylinders already back there, I'd say her shopping's done.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    08/21/09

    @Elhigh: I hate to be a pedant but she's peering at a V-10 and 40 valves.

    /douchepedantry
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/21/09

    @Number_Six: Oh, the spares are back there too?
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas

    Or you could do this:
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    08/21/09


    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime:
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/21/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: Not so much a mid engine fail, but definitely a lambo fail. Please tell me they pulled the twin out of a lambo tractor.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    08/21/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: That's sort of a washout on the douchefactor - using a Lambo to tow is negated by the fact that it's a Lambo-badged chopper.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    08/21/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
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    Image of CptSevere CptSevere
    08/21/09

    @mr_dude: It looks like an S&S that they pulled out of a Drag Specialties catalog. Common as dirt.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/21/09

    @CptSevere: In that case, front street FAIL.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    08/21/09

    @LTDScott's work is getting in the way of Jaloptime: Only in Florida, where everyone is constantly trying to compensate for the fact that their state looks like flaccid cock.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    08/21/09

    @IN THE FACE!: Dewd, if anyone's flaccid cock has what appears to be a massive swamp towards the lower end of it, I would strongly advise they see a physician right away.
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    Image of roaduscarnivorous roaduscarnivorous
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    only 2? this is week for jalopnik
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    dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! promoted this comment roaduscarnivorous was starred roaduscarnivorous was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    08/21/09

    @roaduscarnivorous: your spelling is week (sorry couldn't resist).
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    08/21/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Owr edukashun sistum iz n disrupear.
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    Edited by acarr260 at 08/21/09 2:27 PM acarr260 was starred acarr260 was unstarred
    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    Since when are groceries a concern for mid-engine supercar owners, anyways?

    Oh, yeah, that's right. I have the same trouble with my help.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas

    Let us not forget this Lotus Esprit Turbo:
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    brandegee promoted this comment Joshuman was starred Joshuman was unstarred
    Image of brandegee brandegee
    08/21/09

    @Joshman Nanzaret: That type of roof rack and mounting arrangement is called the Camber Adjuster, or The Delaminator. Particularly effective on pre-Kevlar sticks.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    08/21/09

    @brandegee: You know you're riding some old sleds, and really hauling the groceries, when you get to the slopes and find bug bits wedged between the lams. I mean, dang.
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    Image of ChiefPontiaxe ChiefPontiaxe
    08/21/09

    @Joshman Nanzaret: I don't think that boat anchor in the back of that Esprit gives off enough heat to harm those skis
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    FlakJack promoted this comment ChiefPontiaxe was starred ChiefPontiaxe was unstarred
    Image of Mobius Mobius
    08/22/09

    @Joshman Nanzaret: I'm pretty sure that rack is actually designed for machine guns and hellfires. That's the peacetime version.
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    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    Hey, I was going to mention Bernd Rosemeyer’s 1936 Auto Union Type C racing car on shopping bag. Do you think the nice woman just passed some gas? Do you think I stared at that picture too long and should get back to work?
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    acarr260 promoted this comment Edited by Joshuman at 08/21/09 2:03 PM Joshuman was starred Joshuman was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    08/21/09

    @Joshman Nanzaret: Nah, go ahead and take the rest of the day off. If someone gives you guff about it, just send them over here.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/21/09

    In reply to The Jalopnik Guide To Mid-Mounted Engine Faux Pas
    The problem:
    We see a crime boss's son lose the rear end trying to avoid rear ending another car on track. He texts "Wtch thz l8 apx!" to all his shapska-clad homies only to look up and see a Mercedes being driven like a Mercedes. He brakes, steers hard, and allows that bulbous rear end to swing around like a Lakers cheerleader. Then it's into the wall.

    The solution:
    Buy an awd supercar with power bias, set the front to max.

    The Jalopnik solution:
    Give him a little nudge with the front left, bursting your intercooler. Lose traction and slide into the wall such that your Bugatti bursts into flames. Hop out, put on the sunglasses and hat, and pose for the cameras. Wink and exclaim, "that'll buff right out!"
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    08/21/09

    @mr_dude: The better solution for this driver, since this Bug has a triple-diff AWD system, is to avoid supercars entirely.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/21/09

    @brandegee: Not an option, if you're a mobster's son you gotta flaunt.

    *perplexed* Is there such thing as awd with more or less than three diffs? (Discounting the fact that you could have solid axles all around and have an awd that drives like shit).
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    Image of TowMe TowMe
    08/21/09

    @mr_dude: I dont think the solution is correct. He wouldve crashed anyway - just not as spectacularly.
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    mr_dude promoted this comment TowMe was starred TowMe was unstarred
    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    08/21/09

    @TowMe: Probably, but I had to try since Peter only gave us two frames of hilarity.

    The quickness with which he got sideways and the slow Mercedes leads me to believe it was all on the brakes. It was after the apex so he could have been on the power, in which case biasing it forward would have saved a trip to the wall.
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