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    Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?

    Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/01/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    What about the Mazda Cosmo Big Run Genteel? #carnames
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    V8 utes, 24 can per person per day beer limits at the Bathurst 1000, and now this.

    Once again, Australia proves that it is the nation with the most of its priorities in order. #lamborghini
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    SIDS research? Is the tagline for the calendar "Look all you want, but don't lay them face down?" #lamborghini
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    FlakJack was starred FlakJack was unstarred
    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    Actually the slim model makes perfect sense to me. You don't want big, bouncy and overblown in a photo of a Lambo. You want svelte and catlike. Otherwise you end up with a dichotomy of images and... Oh fuck it, where are the hooters?

    Actually I think she's lovely as is but Dobermans are cute when they're that age too. #lamborghini
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    They couldn't find a better looking model than that in all of Australia? I've seen better curves on a toaster oven. Her face is a little better than average.

    Photographer: "Is there any way I can get a garden shed or some backyard fencing in the shot? Okay, perfect. Lets set up over there next to that patch of dead grass".

    Idea: A
    Execution: F #lamborghini
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    Ben Wojdyla promoted this comment KeyserSoze was starred KeyserSoze was unstarred
    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    10/29/09

    @rligeti: These are not the professional pics, just behind the scene. The shots aren't even from the pro-shooter. #lamborghini
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    10/29/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: Ahhh okay, so this is the stunt model then. They bring in the real talent when they move off the dead grass. Makes sense. #lamborghini
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    Image of Cheeseslap Cheeseslap
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    Does it make me gay that I don't care? Or just married and poor? #lamborghini
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have promoted this comment Cheeseslap was starred Cheeseslap was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    Jaguar pussies, whale penis leather, Jewish minxes, sexual car names, massive Lexus shafts; SEMA all over the place...lately this blog has been bluer than a Lingenfelter Corvette.
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    Edited by bmoreDLJ at 10/29/09 11:02 AM bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    10/29/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Wow. You haven't missed a thing, have you? #lamborghini
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    bmoreDLJ promoted this comment Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/29/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Uhhhh, sex sells? And our clicks are the commodity. #lamborghini
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    She's the type of person I yell at to get out of the shot so that I can take the pictures of the car.

    Now if she's driving the car, then I'll gladly take pictures of her with the car. #lamborghini
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    Image of jaymcminn jaymcminn
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    This isn't a calendar photo shoot. This is just what happens when you own a PM yellow Murcielago. You come back from inside the 7-11 with your cherry Slurpee and hot chicks in their underwear are sprawled out all over it. Eventually it would get old. You would find yourself uttering sentences like "Umm, miss? The zipper on your leather thong is scratching my paint, so could you please put your dress back on?" Life would lose all meaning, and eventually you would find yourself losing all interest in everything automotive. You'd wind up driving a beige Camry, and all the underwear models would ignore you. Which is why I don't own a PM yellow Murcielago. Oh, yeah, and I'm poor. #lamborghini
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    mytdawg promoted this comment jaymcminn was starred jaymcminn was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?

    Rejected from the calendar: The Nissan Going Rogue.
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    Edited by bmoreDLJ at 10/29/09 10:58 AM bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of Steve_in_NC Steve_in_NC
    10/29/09


    @bmoreDLJ: bravo! have a beer!
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    Edited by Steve_in_NC at 10/29/09 11:06 AM Steve_in_NC was starred Steve_in_NC was unstarred
    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/29/09

    @bmoreDLJ: Cargo capacity is measured in dead wolves.
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    Edited by FlakJack at 10/29/09 1:33 PM FlakJack was starred FlakJack was unstarred
    Image of weatherman weatherman
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    So the calender helps cure SIDS by causing Middle Aged ACS? #lamborghini
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    weatherman was starred weatherman was unstarred
    Image of pinkshinyalan is kind of brown pinkshinyalan is kind of brown
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    If you change "Ford" to "Anal", you get a whole slew of suggestive names.

    Anal Probe (obviously)
    Anal Explorer
    Anal Escape
    Anal Excursion
    Anal Flex
    Anal Ranger
    Anal 500 (Indy-themed gay porn)
    Anal Contour
    Anal Edge
    Anal Pinto (consider: "pinto" means "penis" in Portuguese)
    Anal Fiesta
    Anal Transit (it's like a guided tour)
    Anal Laser (used by Australian proctologists)

    and finally, another from Australia: the Anal Territory. I wonder if they named it that because it's the land down under. #carnames
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    pinkshinyalan is kind of brown was starred pinkshinyalan is kind of brown was unstarred
    Image of turbodan turbodan
    10/29/09

    @pinkshinyalan: This game works surprisingly well with the vast majority of car names. Our Lemons team played it on the drive from WA state to Reno and back.

    Some of the highlights:
    Anal Spitfire
    Anal Tempest
    Anal Storm

    All of which you should probably have checked out by your doctor... #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment turbodan was starred turbodan was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/30/09

    @turbodan: The Ram, again, is obvious. So are the Charger/Challenger, the Wrangler...

    Possibly less obvious:

    Anal Ambassador
    Anal Breeze
    Anal Cowboy (if we're counting prototypes)
    Anal Patriot
    Anal Spirit
    Anal Le Baron (say it out loud)
    Anal LeSabre (again, it doesn't work as written)
    Anal Maverick
    Anal (Trail)Blazer
    Anal Focus (how did pinkshinyalan not think of it?)
    Anal Cavalier
    Anal Starlet
    Anal Odyssey
    Anal (F-85) Jetfire
    Anal Cougar
    Anal Marauder
    Anal Dictator
    Anal Monarch
    Anal Beetle (I think this is redundant)
    Anal Cutlass (Cruiser optional)
    Anal Vista Cruiser, too.
    Anal Aurora
    Anal Winstorm
    Anal Fiero
    Anal Celebrity
    Anal Sprint
    Anal LUV
    Anal Centurion
    Anal Diplomat
    Anal Fury
    Anal Wildcat
    Anal Viper (and related Anal Cobra)
    Anal Dart
    Anal Roadmaster
    Anal Conquest

    Hell, let's include the Anal Eagle, Anal Falcon, and Anal Thunderbird, too.

    (Semi-related: Bonus points go to the Mercury Mystique's badging, which can be rearranged into "ye squirMy rectuM". Yep.) #carnames
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    Nice photos for a worthy cause. I'm going to forward this to several of my guy friends. It'll likely raise their spirits. #lamborghini
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    10/29/09

    @skaycog: Well, never heard it called "spirits" before... #lamborghini
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    mytdawg was starred mytdawg was unstarred
    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    10/29/09

    @mytdawg: You got it! ;) #lamborghini
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    So do those panties have an elastic waistband, or some sort of pu**y magnet? #lamborghini
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    10/29/09

    In reply to Step 1: Lambo LP640. Step 2: Lingerie Model. Step 3: Children's Charity?
    Nice model, high maintenance, but otherwise pretty looking, probably a little too expensive for me, doesn't look modified which is nice. Wait what are we talking about? #lamborghini
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    Ash78 ain't got time to bleed promoted this comment Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was starred Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    10/29/09

    @Peugeot--Now with 86% more Evo power: Be careful your dipstick doesn't break into pieces.

    Lambo is made by VW, after all. #lamborghini
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    10/29/09

    @Ash78 ain't got time to bleed:
    That's thinkin' with your dipstick, Jimmy! #lamborghini
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    Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was starred Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness was unstarred
    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/29/09

    @Peugeot--Now with 86% more Evo power: It's shown in P***y Magnet Yellow, but there are 27 other colors to choose from on the configuratior. #lamborghini
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    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again
    10/29/09

    @bmoreDLJ: I believe there is a purple hue shown in the photos too. I didn't know bikini manufacturers had configurators with 27 other colors though. #lamborghini
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    Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was starred Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again was unstarred
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