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    Unlike The Internet, Wheelie Is A Truck

    Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong

    Transformers 2 Never-Before-Seen Autobot Running Footage

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/21/09

    In reply to Unlike The Internet, Wheelie Is A Truck
    Winning bid: US $15.50

    Shipping: US $20.00


    Early adopter tax?

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    Mobius was starred Mobius was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    *Contents May Settle (or be crushed to a bloody pulp) During Shipping
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of SweetZombieJesus SweetZombieJesus
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    They did this over five years ago in "Clerks: The Animated Series". That's OK, next to nobody saw it.
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    SweetZombieJesus was starred SweetZombieJesus was unstarred
    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    03/14/09

    @SweetZombieJesus:

    Best episode ever too...
     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Ah. PBF. One of life's little pleasures.


    Here's the other strip.

    [img10.imageshack.us]

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/13/09

    @Pessimippopotamus duzn leik proofreeding: Dang. I meant to embed it. CURSE YOU LACK OF PREVIEW BUTTON!!!
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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Apparently Megan Fox had Ratchet transform her nose!
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    POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was starred POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION was unstarred
    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    03/13/09

    @ЯEVEЯEND POLAЯ CAN SAVE YOU FЯOM THE CAЯPOCOLYPSE: I'm not gonna lie, her nose looks better after surgery. For reference, Owen Wilson.


     Reply
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Damn, that shit must've hurt.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Forget transforming, the last generation PT Cruiser did that to occupants during a 5 mph crash
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    Cognitive Friction was starred Cognitive Friction was unstarred
    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    @Cognitive Friction: The PT Cruiser is pretty bad, but you should see some of the

    ">cars that are not "safe" enough for the US.
     Reply
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/13/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: What? Aargh, lack of preview mangled my comment. Here is the link:
     Reply
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    03/13/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Chinese?
     Reply
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    Image of cabjf cabjf
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Wait a minute though, I remember in the old school cartoon that people could ride inside of Optimus when he was in robot form still. Now with the new movies where lots of random parts start flying all over, sure, mince meat, but real Transformers can transform without killing passengers.
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    Image of drewheyman drewheyman
    03/13/09

    @cabjf: They couldn't ride inside when he was a robot - they would jump out as he was transforming. They would fall like 20 feet because Optimus would jump in air and then transform, but they were always ok.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/13/09

    @drewheyman: In the newer cartoon, they magically appear on the robot's shoulder after the transformation.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/13/09

    @Mike the Dog: I hope he's got non-skid shoulders.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Also.
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    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/13/09

    @Å sjrøllyng pléyя:

     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/13/09

    @Å sjrøllyng pléyя:
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Every Transformers fanboy has pondered this at some point.
     Reply
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    Image of DeathDream DeathDream
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    I always wondered about this. Now I know lol.
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    DeathDream was starred DeathDream was unstarred
    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/13/09

    @DeathDream: And knowing is half the battle.
     Reply
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/13/09

    @WilliamG.: PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
     Reply
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    Image of Braff Braff
    03/13/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse:

     Reply
    Braff was starred Braff was unstarred
    Image of Stick Shifts and Safety Belts Stick Shifts and Safety Belts
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    PBF is probably one of the better web comics out there, fo'sho.


    Too bad this never happened to Shia LeBauf...

     Reply
    Stick Shifts and Safety Belts was starred Stick Shifts and Safety Belts was unstarred
    Image of Braff Braff
    03/13/09

    @mchale2020: it almost did... maybe his truck really was a transformer
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Eh, whatever. Passengers. Pfft.
     Reply
    MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/13/09

    In reply to Tales Of An Autobot, Magnimus Gets It All Wrong
    Not a day goes by without an hour of mourning for Perry Bible Fellowship and pining for its return.


    Thanks a lot, asshole.

     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of oyumurtaci oyumurtaci
    03/13/09

    @Å sjrøllyng pléyя: Nick was a friend of mine in college, and a film student who veered off into graphic arts. He's trying to catch up on the film side of things now.
     Reply
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    03/13/09

    @Å sjrøllyng pléyя: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
     Reply
    The Auto Insider was starred The Auto Insider was unstarred
    Image of Braff Braff
    03/13/09

    @The Auto Insider: now that was funny...
     Reply
    Braff was starred Braff was unstarred
    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/13/09

    @oyumurtaci: Happy trails to him, dude's a comic genius. I'm still going to mourn and pine, but I support his venture. Give him a high-five for me if you can.
     Reply
    A strolling player was starred A strolling player was unstarred
    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    02/11/09

    In reply to Transformers 2 Never-Before-Seen Autobot Running Footage
    Well they certainly avoided any corners.


    And what's with all the camels?

     Reply
    Boosted Lego Wagon was starred Boosted Lego Wagon was unstarred
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