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    Cougar Straddles A Cougar

    A Mega-Gallery Of 80 Auto-Themed Album Covers
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    Neko Case is alright. I'd much rather Kathryn Calder, though, as far as female New Pornographers members go.


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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    Yo dawg, I heard you like cougars, so I put a cougar on your Cougar while you can something while you something


    /can't quite finish it

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    Image of tollberg tollberg
    05/11/09

    @Maymar bans bare chassis hoonage: So you can fantasize about hitting it while you fantasize about hitting it...with a sledgehammer.


    Feel free to take that any number of different ways.

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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    05/11/09

    @tollberg: You've got my attention with the hitting it, but then you lost me with the sledgehammer (either way). I could go for hitting the gas pedal though.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    It's all good.


    Monica Bellucci? Isabella Rossellini?

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    Image of BigHarv BigHarv
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    Maybe I'm showing my youth, but wouldn't 39 be prime cougar age? I'm not about to judge Neko Case-one can certainly be a hot 39 year old woman and not be a cougar-but I always thought Cougar age started at ~35.
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    Image of Dallifornia Dallifornia
    05/11/09

    @BigHarv: I always thought as cougars as like a step past MILFs, which nowadays kinda ends at 40. So 41 in my book.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    05/11/09

    @Dallifornia: I think BigHarv has it right - a MILF is a technical term, defined by having one or more children. A cougar is defined by the age at which hitting on a 25 year old man would be considered pervy for a woman. I'd say that's around 35.
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    Image of Rotang Rotang
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    Ginger = fail.
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    Image of cyclopticgaze cyclopticgaze
    05/11/09

    @Rotang: The world needs more people like you. That way there'll be more redheads for me and everyone else who knows what's up.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/11/09

    @cyclopticgaze: Exactly. We should be thanking Rotang!
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    I don't think I've ever heard of her.


    Does she rap?


    Has she collaborated with Meth or Jada?

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    Image of .357 .357
    05/11/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Yeah she did a collab with Method Man and Redman. It was called... High Cougars.
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    Image of .357 .357
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    The only thing NSFW about that album cover is the Mercury.
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    Image of 85_GN 85_GN
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    Neko Case. Gorgeous.


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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    05/11/09

    @85_Grand_National: This is true.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    Did she pull the headlight covers up with her hand or is the Cougar trying to look up her skirt?
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    Image of CaveTroll CaveTroll
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    I've always loved the '67-'70 Cougar much more than its Mustang counterpart. I think it has more class to it and looks better too.
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    Image of Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido
    05/11/09

    @CaveTroll: yep...and it was never sold with puny I6's. Just manly V8's that's right.


    The Man's Car.

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    Image of Armand Armand
    05/11/09

    @Bandido GT - Cabrón Malnacido: You know, I've never been one to say a certain car should be driven by a certain gender, but the early Cougar really does seem like a Man's Car. And since that Man is Mr. Dan Gurney, I think the Cougar is pretty fucking awesome.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    My problem with this is I'm not the one that's supposed to be asking, "What is that pointy thing and are you prepared to use it?" She is supposed to ask me that.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/11/09

    @engineerd: No no. She's a cougar. She's supposed to know already.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    05/11/09

    In reply to Cougar Straddles A Cougar
    Cyclone was a Comet.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    05/11/09

    @theeastbaykid: yeah but the title 'Middle Cougar' doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/11/09

    @theeastbaykid: Yes, and Comet was a Falcon.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/11/09

    @engineerd: And Falcon was a Captain.
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    Image of JB_Finesse JB_Finesse
    05/11/09

    @theeastbaykid: Except when it was a Montego/Torino.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    05/11/09

    @JB_Finesse: Oh man, you must be a visitor from the future!
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    Image of Armand Armand
    05/11/09

    @JB_Finesse: If someone told you how all the songs on this album ended, would it be a Cyclone Spoiler?

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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    01/26/09

    In reply to A Mega-Gallery Of 80 Auto-Themed Album Covers
    Glad to see Cake on the list. They're definite car guys ("Satan is my Motor, Stickshifts and Safety Belts, The Distance) and my favorite band.


    Also, one of the funniest comments I ever read on Jalopnik involved them... and damned if I can't find that comment at the moment.

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    Image of Stoatmaster Stoatmaster
    01/26/09

    In reply to A Mega-Gallery Of 80 Auto-Themed Album Covers
    [4ad.mogmedia.cissme.com]


    Birthday Party: Junkyard.


    From what I can gather, this represents a typical Australian Jalopnaut.


    (If anyone wants to post the picture, feel free. I always cock it up.)

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    01/25/09

    In reply to A Mega-Gallery Of 80 Auto-Themed Album Covers
    Does the Travelling Wilburys' truck count?
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