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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
    Is there copyright protection on Helter Skelter then? Just as well. Doesn't strike as the kind of ride either McCartney or Manson would rock. #customcars
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad

    Ultima for the win.... #customcars
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
    I like it. It looks like a Panoz Batmobile for the street. AUSTRALIA F@CK YEAH!! MAKING WEIRD ASS LOOKING CARS POWERED BY GROUND UP WALLABIES!!
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    11/06/09

    @vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: "Panoz" was the first thing that popped in my head, too. And that's a good thing in my book. #customcars
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    Image of layabout layabout
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
    No thanks,i'll take an Ultima. Oh & prices here in the U.K. start at £66k for the G-force targa & £99k for the widetrack ragtop
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    Edited by layabout at 11/06/09 9:49 AM layabout was starred layabout was unstarred
    Image of I was drivin' that Model A I was drivin' that Model A
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
    Great performance, but it lacks attachment points for guns, a proper 'roo bar, and extra fuel tanks, at a bare minimum.

    Not acceptable in 'Stralia... #customcars
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
    That's gotta be the ugliest thing to come out of a studio since Yoko Ono recorded her last album. #customcars
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/06/09

    @AmishJohn: Rosie O'. still wears that crown. #customcars
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    11/06/09

    @beercheck: Thanks, you just ruined my day. There better be some funny shit on Jalop today to make up for that... A day without Rosie, is like a day without a hemorrhaging rectal abscess. #customcars
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/06/09

    @KeyserSoze: Hey, AmishJohn started it. Blame him! #customcars
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/06/09

    @beercheck: I was referring to the singing, not the singer. Although there is a marked resemblance between Rosie and piles, now that you mention it... #customcars
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
    This has the same kind of ugly the M Coupe has.

    Sexy. #customcars
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/06/09

    In reply to Helter Skelta: Australia's Ugliest Sports Car Going Abroad
    With 4.7 lbs/HP, minimum, you ought to be able to outrun the fugly all day long. Besides you'll be looking out, not at it. All that public retching you'll inspire will help cure the country of its obesity epidemic.

    Gullwings! It's Westastic and can do no wrong. #customcars
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    Image of LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!
    10/18/09

    In reply to Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House

    Commodore drivers are gaining (if not gained) a reputation for being hoons in Oz and NZ.

    I'm not deriding all Commodore drivers, the hoon ones are easy to spot...

    -Mostly 88' to 97' vintage (VN - VX)
    -5 Litre V8 (sometimes 3.8L Buick V6 if 'P' plater)
    -Typical mods like paint-tin sized exhaust tip, darker than legal tint, ill-fitting body cladding.
    -Jim Beam or Jack Daniels sticker on rear window. #australia
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    LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! was starred LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! was unstarred
    Image of brc is never late, because of his v8 brc is never late, because of his v8
    10/19/09

    @LandofMinos, is punching Prius people for pleasure: You forgot several important details :
    -dodgy HSV sticker somewhere, possibly even an attempt to be fake HSV
    - oversized girlfriend with muffin-top hanging over jeans texting on pink phone
    - drivers seat reclined to touch rear seat
    - obligatory lighting up of inside rear wheel at all turns, intersections, traffic lights, roundabouts, McDonalds drive-thru, etc. Not difficult with 185 series tyres, open diff and live axle.
    - one rim replaced with spare tyre due to ill-judged drifting accident #australia
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    LandofMinos, is punching Prius people for pleasure promoted this comment brc is never late, because of his v8 was starred brc is never late, because of his v8 was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off! LandofMinos, Prediction, probability of procuring a poncy Prius for purchase. Piss off!
    10/19/09

    @brc is never late, because of his v8: Your last two points reminded me of when I was out at Penrith visiting a friend one evening years ago. We heard the distinct noise of a V8 revving up, spinning tyres and then a weird crack.

    We went outside and as was met by the sight of a maroon VP SS sitting at an odd angle over the gutter in front of my friends house. It's rear driver-side wheel collapsed almost under the car.

    We could tell what happened from the fish-tailing black marks on the road from the car back to a roundabout 100 metres (330ft) away. The P plater (back when P platers could drive V8's) had exited the roundabout, sunk his right boot and we guess was unprepared for the instant torque those old 5.0L Holden motors produced and ended up fish tailing sideways into the gutter back wheel first.

    The rozzers turned up not long after that and wrote the idiot kid a couple of tickets. #australia
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    10/18/09

    In reply to Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
    Would it have landed on its left side, had this happened in the Northern Hemisphere? #australia
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/18/09

    @Murilee Martin: No. In the Northern Hemisphere, objects moving across or above the surface of the Earth tend to turn to the right because of the Coriolis effect. So, the vehicle would land on its right side.

    Is this a contest? #australia
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    Image of BavarianFanatic BavarianFanatic
    10/18/09

    In reply to Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
    This reminds me of a wreck a couple years ago that ended with a Chevy Silverado plowing into the side of my buddy's house about 10 ft. from the ground. He lives along a main road with a posted speed of 45MPH. Around 2:00AM one morning a fine young chap with a BAC of .24 was cruising along at triple digit speeds with his girlfriend and another dude in the cab with him and another girl and dude in the bed. He crested a minor rise in the road which apparently unsettled the truck just enough that he veered off to the left just at the point the guardrail was tapered making it a perfect ramp. The truck hit the rail and flew a considerable distance (150 ft. if memory serves) and rotated before nailing the side of the house and falling to the ground on its roof. The folks that were in the bed were found on the back porch roof and in the yard on the opposite side of the house. The folks in the cab were all unrestrained. Naturally, the only survivor was the driver. Darwin must have been busy that night. #australia
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    Image of Adam Von Jurczak Adam Von Jurczak
    10/18/09

    In reply to Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
    That's not going to be holden his roof up. #australia
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    Novaload promoted this comment Adam Von Jurczak was starred Adam Von Jurczak was unstarred
    Image of Turboner Turboner
    10/18/09

    In reply to Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
    Speed, as in velocity, or meth? #australia
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    10/18/09

    @Turboner: There's no difference, in this case. #australia
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/18/09

    In reply to Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
    The Commodore Lee does that every episode. #australia
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/18/09

    In reply to Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
    "Honey? Did you just hear something?"
    "Like what?"
    "I don't know. Sound's like something's on the roof."
    "FFS. It's probably another damn Holden." #australia
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