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    Audi A7 SportsAssCrossHatchTour Gets Naked, Opens Huge Rear End

    Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt

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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    11/20/09

    In reply to Audi A7 SportsAssCrossHatchTour Gets Naked, Opens Huge Rear End
    Because once you have the prick market cornered, you have to start building vehicles that apply to their ex-wives, too. Something about a "sphere of influence"

    "Mommy, daddy's car has a nicer back seat."

    "Oh yeah?"
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    01/11/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    Well, it does beat the A7 all to Hell...
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01/11/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    I like the idea of the liftback; there are always times they come in handy. I think the avant is even better, but this is good too.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    01/11/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    I don't get all the venom. Okay, admittedly, I wish Audi would just focus on what they're really fucking good at - RS4, RS5, RS6, R8 - but I don't see the problem with it. I admit, I have a German car bias, so maybe that's clouding my judgement, but I don't think so. I hated the BMW X6, and thought it looked like a semi-melted Aztek. This, to me, while not exactly gorgeous, certainly isn't bad, and is a whole heaping hell of a lot better than, well, ANYTHING out of Toyota.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    01/10/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    Blame it all on the ridiculous CAFE Requirements here in the States. Again, until we reform the fuel economy standards, there will be two different targets, one for cars, and one for trucks. This will be classified as a Truck, and will only have to achieve a lower standard, as well as not get hit with a Gas Guzzler charge that only cars seem to be assessed with.


    This is also the main reason why we don't see more Wagons instead of these crossovers. This would be one of the first things that should be changed with the new administration, but there is so many things that need to be changed, where to start?

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    Image of It's a Camaro It's a Camaro
    01/10/09

    @UDMan: The Germans ignore the CAFE standards, they elect to just pay the fines.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    01/10/09

    @kumbayacars: Yes, they do. But they still produce trucks, which they don't have to. The Touareg, BMW X3, X5, X6, Porsche Cayenne, and even the Audi Q7 are all Truck Based. And all of them could be replaced by wagon versions of their sedans.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    01/11/09

    @kumbayacars: Yet another reason why I admire them...
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    01/10/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    THis is a CROSSOVER?
    I think it's just going through an identity crisis.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    01/10/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt!

    Its so big! She looks like

    One of those rap guys girlfriends.

    But, you know, who understands those rap guys?

    They only talk to her, because,

    she looks like a total BMW, 'kay?

    I mean, her butt, is just so big.

    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,

    out there, I mean - gross. Look!

    She's just so ... Audi!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    01/10/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    I loathe tall beltlines, and I cannot lie. You other brothas can't deny/ When you see a car with itty-bitty windows, you can't see in 'dose, but they can't - see - out!
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    Image of bzr bzr
    01/10/09

    In reply to Audi Sportback Concept Reveals A Large X6-Like Butt
    This counts as a crossover? Why, because it has tires the size of Ferris wheels?


    While renderings do look cool with monstrous tires, somehow I feel ambivalent seeing them actually on a concept. Heartbreaking.

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    12/15/08

    In reply to Audi A7 Concept To See Detroit Auto Show Reveal
    That drawing looks awful Ford-like to me.


    Here are your taillights...



    ...some of this in the nose...



    And then, to add insult to injury, a heapin' helpin' of white rice:



    In other words, it's a Passat CC with some borrowed styling cues and a heftier pricetag. Should compete well with the M-B CLS...

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    12/15/08

    In reply to Audi A7 Concept To See Detroit Auto Show Reveal
    The Audi A7: helping you look like an A1 A55.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/15/08

    In reply to Audi A7 Concept To See Detroit Auto Show Reveal
    Actually not that bad looking...






    If it ends up looking like this.

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    Image of Starlton Heston's Revenge Starlton Heston's Revenge
    12/15/08

    @layabout met the real Santa: dear God YES! The first picture would be my preferred, and Audi could pull it off, here's to hoping it doesn't make absolutely no sense. If the design in the first picture comes through, then sure slap another 4 door in the lineup, cause it's TITS!
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    12/15/08

    In reply to Audi A7 Concept To See Detroit Auto Show Reveal
    so is the '4-door coupe' thing like europe's version of America making SUVs by the quadrillion and then the bottom will fall out realizing they were a bad idea, in this case stylisticly vs. fuel economy-wise?
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/15/08

    In reply to Audi A7 Concept To See Detroit Auto Show Reveal
    This will just give the Top Gear guys more ammo with his only cocks buy new Audi's policy.
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    Image of Brimful of Ash on the 78 Brimful of Ash on the 78
    12/15/08

    In reply to Audi A7 Concept To See Detroit Auto Show Reveal
    Did I say preferably? I meant probably. Silly me.
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    Image of layabout layabout
    12/15/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Haha,that got me laughing.
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