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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    I call BS on this one. We all know that cars "aimed at the young" end up being bought by old people trying to look hip. All of those cars look way too hard to climb into for the real target demographic. #conceptcars
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    Image of oddfish oddfish
    11/10/09

    @LuciferV8: Ugh, the slew of women in their 40s driving Scion xBs was funny in a sad sort of way. #conceptcars
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    Once again Audi and Mazda are the only noteworthy examples of clear design direction. While the other manufacturer's run nillywilly with their nonsensical unfocused designs, Audi and Mazda have instantly recognizable elements that hopefully survive to 2030. #conceptcars
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    I'm having an irresistable urge to denigrate both the designs and the hare-brained ideas on which they're based. I must be getting old. #conceptcars
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    Image of bzr bzr
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    Once you enter your destination into the navi app on your smart phone, you can play against the vehicle to "win" complete control over the system and gain access to increasingly outrageous driving scenarios.

    I love the sound of this. I think it'll be hilarious to see kids being forced to square off against a War Games computer every time they want to go somewhere. Didn't make the high score? The car's taking you to Boise! Wanna go to Starbucks? Fat chance, gotta beat the Parnelli Jones boss at his own game! Why didn't you go to school today, Junior? I was driving there, but I couldn't get the Star Power 4x multiplier at 48,375 points and the car sent me the wrong way down an on-ramp! #conceptcars
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    11/10/09

    @bzr: "Dangit... I can't remember how to parallel park."

    "Oh, that's simple! Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Up and then Down. Easy!" #conceptcars
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    bzr promoted this comment Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/10/09

    In reply to Automaker Future "Youthmobile" Concepts Are Wacky
    Crackpipe. #conceptcars
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    MECHANIC: "Joe's Auto Repair, can I help you?"
    CALLER" "Zdrahstvooy! I have car I need bring in for syervice"
    MECHANIC: "For what?"
    CALLER: "Syervice... ah, how you say - I need work done?"
    MECHANIC: "Just like that."
    CALLER: "What?"
    MECHANIC: "You say it just like that - 'I... need... work...done.'"
    CALLER: "Prekrasnah! Now we get somewhere! OK, I have car making funny sound from back syeat."
    MECHANIC: "What kyind... I mean KIND of sound?"
    CALLER: "Sounds like, ehh... 'tyap-tyap-tyap'."
    MECHANIC: "Tap-tap-tap, huh? Well, it's probably just something loose back there, then; bring it on by & we'll have a look at it."
    CALLER: "OK, but a hyave to warn you - it's got a lyeopard in it."
    MECHANIC: "What? a LEPER? Dude, you can't bring a car by here with a leper in it... in fact, I'm gonna have to check with my boss... he may not want you bringing it here at ALL, even if you take the leper out!"
    CALLER: "Durach! Not lyeper, a LYEP-ARD.... big spotted cat."
    MECHANIC: "That's even worse, I know the boss won't go for that. We don't have workman's comp insurance to cover that - well, I'm pretty sure we don't, anyway.
    CALLER: "What if I get lyeopard out first?"
    MECHANIC: "That'd be the way to go... maybe I can get to it after the Diablo."
    CALLER: "You need finish Dyiablo job first?"
    MECHANIC: "Yeah, this lady called & said she wanted to give me a Diablo job... couldn't turn her down."
    CALLER: "And who can blame you?"
    MECHANIC: "Wait, I almost forgot - first I have to finish the Diablo job... then Bora."
    CALLER: "You one lyucky bastard for a mechyanyic! Hey, wait... I just found tyapping noise."
    MECHANIC: "Oh? What was it?"
    CALLER: "Looks like Lyeopard coughed up hairball.. was just last passengers' skull rolling around in back seat! Hah! HAHAHAHA!"
    MECHANIC: "Leopard in your car? Last passengers' skull? I don't even wanna know what kind of work you do."
    CALLER: "Oh, is SYEEMPLE... I work for FIAT, here on tyemporary assyignment in 'Brand Downsizing' Division. #auditt
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    ARGH! editing.
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    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 10/29/09 9:35 PM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Who'd ever think that a cock driving an Audi would get a LOT of pussy.
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    Edited by LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard at 10/29/09 7:51 PM LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    now that's what I call a theft deterrent! #auditt
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    dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was starred dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Follow that Warthog! #auditt
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    Image of InsertBullets InsertBullets
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    probably Ricky Bobby again #auditt
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    Image of Nick Nick
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    dude, let me out. i can run faster than this. #auditt
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    That's fail without a frickin' laser on its head. #auditt
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    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Right turn, Clyde. #auditt
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    Image of ssurfer321 ssurfer321
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Leopard. Taking a bite out of Car Alarm competitors. #auditt
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment ssurfer321 was starred ssurfer321 was unstarred
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