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    Image of billybobster billybobster
    12/11/09

    In reply to Audi Vs. BMW: quattro, FTW!
    Personal track testing in monsoon conditions at Laguna Seca indicates...

    Water + Quattro (greater than) Water + BMW or Vette or Lotus
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    12/11/09

    In reply to Audi Vs. BMW: quattro, FTW!
    No snow where I live. [Hops in 2002, drives away happily]
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    12/11/09

    In reply to Audi Vs. BMW: quattro, FTW!
    Wacky waving frozen arm flailing driveway ice man!

    Wacky waving frozen arm flailing driveway ice man!

    Wacky waving frozen arm flailing driveway ice man!
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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    12/11/09

    In reply to Audi Vs. BMW: quattro, FTW!
     
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/11/09

    In reply to Audi Vs. BMW: quattro, FTW!
    This was part of the YDIW 7.0 thread from yesterday, as well.
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    12/11/09

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Didn't Ray put that (and a link) in the first sentence of the post?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/11/09

    @Ruthless, If you let me: I beat him to it! Damn revisionist editors ;)
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    12/11/09

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Hehehe. I should have known better.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/10/09

    In reply to 2011 Audi S8: Rendered
    Holy Son of CLS, Batman.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    12/10/09

    In reply to 2011 Audi S8: Rendered
    I think "S8" isn't the most correct moniker. I believe "S2" is more appropriate because then I can say it like "S-deuce" and make a pun of "seduce." Its alot of work for my rather stupid joke, but I'm pulling for Audi to make it happen.
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    Image of Cheeseslap Cheeseslap
    12/10/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: It's a deuce all right. Number 2 all the way!
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    Image of dedgsus dedgsus
    12/10/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Lucky for you, the Audi S-deuce already exists:
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    12/10/09

    In reply to 2011 Audi S8: Rendered
    But what will it smell like?
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/10/09

    In reply to 2011 Audi S8: Rendered
    Yikes... that fender gap is worse than my Jetta.
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    12/10/09

    @VeeArrrSix: I like how the front fender looks nothing like the rear one.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    12/10/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    I'm happy to see more diesels in the US, but unless someone starts marketing them down range a bit, then i just don't get it. You're seriously advocating the 335d? It's $50K without options; over $60K to get it nice, and even then, you wind up with an automatic that won't keep pace with the 335i. Nice torque; that's cool. But the entire point of the plant is fuel economy. Let me have the 2.0l diesel with a stick in a light weight 3 series for less than $35K!
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/10/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Why no LS9? That's a fantastic engine. Driven gently, it delivers better fuel mileage in the 'Vette than my Subie ever does. And yes, I drive the Subie gently too. Damn brick.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/10/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    Hyundai's V8 is nice and all, but the pair of cylinders closest to the front of the car don't work and play well with others. They'd rather be in a Chinese car.

    The torque range on the ecoBoost blows me away.
    (Project lead) "I want 350 ft-lbs of torque. Can you do that?"
    (Engineer) "Sure. Where on the rev range do you want it?"
    (Waves indistinctly) "Anywhere."
    (Engineer shrugs) "Okey-dokey."
    Also: +1 for timing chains.

    The VW 2.0 Turbo is a fun engine. I drove it. It drives bigger than it is. Yowzah.

    A Chevy getting 32mpg used to be impressive. Now it's Chevy's sport-cute delivering 32mpg, and it's not as small as the sport-cutes used to be. Frankly, I'm damned impressed. My car won't do that, not even close, and it doesn't make nearly as much power, either.
    Damned impressed.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/10/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    No VQ? Wow...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/10/09

    @VeeArrrSix: Hey, you should be happy. There's three VAG engines in there.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/10/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: So true, the silver lining as it were. The VQ is just so versatile and well tenured on the list I was surprised.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    I must protest. 7 of 10 engines on this list wear hats. I detest engine hats. Especially in an article which is advertised as Engin Pr0n.

    DEATH TO ENGINE HATS!
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    Image of Lost in the age of Aerostar Lost in the age of Aerostar
    12/10/09

    @DoctorNine: +1,000,000

    but then again, was the last time you saw an engine that looked like this one.....
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    12/10/09

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: Or this one.
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    Image of JayBrizzle JayBrizzle
    12/10/09

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: Yeah that was a sweet ass engine.
    Manufacturer: Yamaha Motor Corporation
    Production: 1989–1995
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    Image of rickerbr rickerbr
    12/10/09

    @DoctorNine: Actually at least 9/10, both of the VW 4 Cyls have hats, just not pictured with them. The air filter box in in the hat for the 2.0T.
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    12/10/09

    @DoctorNine: I may have to pick up the DEATH TO ENGINE HATS! battle cry.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/10/09

    @rickerbr: Yeah, but like all GOOD pr0n artistes, they had the sense to REMOVE them before the photo shoot...
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/10/09

    @JayBrizzle: Makes you feel all squiggly inside, doesn't it?
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/10/09

    @Maymar: Come the revolution.. etc.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/10/09

    @Lost in the age of Aerostar: I was hoping someone would post that. You open the hood and find...a nest of mating metal snakes! Who wouldn't want that in the engine room? Animal lust, harnessed for your personal use!
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    Image of Frisco Fairlane500 Frisco Fairlane500
    12/10/09

    @DoctorNine: When did designers and the public start saying "Like, eeeew, engines are GROSS! Can you like, cover that hideous thing up with a giant flat slab of pretty plastic?"

    Or is there some reason that manufacturers want it to seem like a total mystery as to what is powering the car? "Hey, what's under there? DONT LOOK! It's a genie and he is f*cking angry."

    Dear car makers: I (we) think engines look cool and we would like to see them. Nobody likes your stupid plastic covers, so stop putting them on. What, is this the victorian era of underhood design? Next thing you know there will just be another hood under the hood when you open the hood.
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    12/09/09

    In reply to Wards Ten Best Engines For 2009: A Closer Look
    A Prius hybrid mill is not "engineporn". It's more like engine abstinence
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/10/09

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: More like deterrent, not just abstinence.
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