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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    09/16/09

    In reply to 2010 Audi S5 Sportback: Forbidden Fruit Gets Faster

    F@#k you Audi.

    And I still WANT! What is wrong with me? Blood sugar low... must eat lunch!
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    09/16/09

    @VeeArrrSix: ::You are awesome:: Sorry, pictures of Eagles make me do that.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    09/16/09

    In reply to 2010 Audi S5 Sportback: Forbidden Fruit Gets Faster
    Feh.

    I'll save my tears for the wagons we're not getting.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    09/16/09

    In reply to 2010 Audi S5 Sportback: Forbidden Fruit Gets Faster
    So production flexibility has grown to the point where BMW, Audi, and others can provide dozens of models, most of which are only a few % different from the next (in size, performance, price...)

    But nobody ever seems to stop and ask "WTF?" WTF?
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    Edited by Ash78, cube farmer at 09/16/09 3:17 PM Ash78, cube farmer was starred Ash78, cube farmer was unstarred
    Image of brandegee brandegee
    09/16/09

    @Ash78: What this should tell you is that they make a tremendous dooky pile of profit on every vehicular unit (ahem) they move into dealer lots.
     Reply
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    09/16/09

    In reply to 2010 Audi S5 Sportback: Forbidden Fruit Gets Faster
    Yes it is better-looking than whatever the latest weird-ass shit from BMW. No it is not a wagon. Thus, no I will not shed a tear.
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    09/16/09

    In reply to 2010 Audi S5 Sportback: Forbidden Fruit Gets Faster
    I see an Audi coming,
    it's commin round the bend,
    but I haven't seen this since I don't know when
    But I'm stuck in this American prison,
    and time keeps dragging on
    But that Audi keeps rollin, down on to the Frankfurt Aut-o Show.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    09/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show: Postcard From Day One
    I'd like to be muenchen on the young lady in #10...

    /she'd still have the same disinterested stare...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/16/09

    @FlakJack: I might have hannover from all the cold medicine I took, but I'm pretty sure you can't göttingen any. But I bet those ladies are bremen with lots of Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetzabstimmung in their Bezirksschornsteinfeger, if you know what I mean.
     Reply
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    09/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show: Postcard From Day One
    High points for me: the transcendent Ferrari 458 and the interior of the Mercedes SLS.

    Low points for me: the EV bandwagoneering and learning that the Audi R8 Spyder comes with a hidden Sally Struthers.
     Reply
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    09/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show: Postcard From Day One
    Come back tomorrow for the unveiling of my electric sportscar (everyone else is announcing one) and bakelite Aston (inspired by the carbon-fibre one that I can't afford).
     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show: Postcard From Day One
    Bentley Mulsanne and Bugatti Galibier are staying away from each other rather than showing up together at Frankfurt.

    I guess they don't want anyone to know that they're relatives? I think?
     Reply
    Edited by Pessimippopotamus at 09/15/09 5:42 PM Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of GeeHalen GeeHalen
    09/15/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Because that would be WWIII. The French and the British owned by the Germans on the land of Germans... Too bad that some vintage Polski Fiats didn't make it to the show.
     Reply
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/15/09

    @GeeHalen: They're busy fending of the new Marussia B2 bomber car.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    09/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show: Postcard From Day One
    I have really enjoyed today's Frankfurt Motor Show from Jalop. I do know just a little bit of German.

    Vyzer zomanimor orziz assiz zanzeriz orziz?
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    09/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show: Postcard From Day One
    Is there anything left to show? I got online this afternoon and it seemed like every major debut all dropped in a cluster bomb of automotive tom-foolery.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/15/09

    @evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: Citroen 2CV remake. Unfortunately named "Revolte"
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    Edited by Pessimippopotamus at 09/15/09 5:49 PM Pessimippopotamus was starred Pessimippopotamus was unstarred
    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    09/15/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Looking forward to this...
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/15/09


    @Dhillaz 2.0: Wait. I was wrong. It's called the REVOLTe. And why wait? Here it is.

    Attractive, in a gory road accident sort of way.
     Reply
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    Image of alexander_the_car_salamander alexander_the_car_salamander
    09/15/09

    @Pessimippopotamus Versione Classico: It looks like it's really tired and it's eyelids are closing.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    09/15/09

    In reply to 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show: Postcard From Day One
    Oh, you don't REALLY wish we were all there, now do you? There might be an international incident.
    But I would have to say they really started off with some impressive stuff!
     Reply
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    09/15/09

    In reply to Audi S5 Sportback: Available In Spring, Germany
    Can we have this instead of the entire Q-series?
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    Edited by MushyHeirloom at 09/15/09 1:38 AM MushyHeirloom was starred MushyHeirloom was unstarred
    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    09/14/09

    In reply to Audi S5 Sportback: Available In Spring, Germany
    Germany gets this and we get the Accord Crosstour. Fan-fucking-tastic.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    09/15/09

    @FromaBuick6: Beautiful words from a beautiful sentiment!
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    09/14/09

    In reply to Audi S5 Sportback: Available In Spring, Germany
    Make it with a 6-speed and I'm (hypothetically) in. Make it with a diesel also, and I'm (hypothetically) in for two.
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    Image of It's a Camaro It's a Camaro
    09/14/09

    @Maymar: Sometimes I get the feeling people rave about diesel just because we can't have it. You seriously want a diesel in an S5?
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    Maymar promoted this comment It's a Camaro was starred It's a Camaro was unstarred
    Image of Maymar Maymar
    09/15/09

    @It's a Camaro: I'm just looking at the hatch part. Besides, I like to hoon as much as the next guy, but most of my driving is of a more dull commuting variety, set the cruise at 120km/h sort of thing (if I had cruise control). Modern diesels tend to be perfect for that sort of thing.
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    Image of MR42HH MR42HH
    09/15/09

    @Maymar:
    "set the cruise at 120km/h"

    My diesel works better if I set the criuse to 210 km/h.
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    Maymar promoted this comment MR42HH was starred MR42HH was unstarred
    Image of Maymar Maymar
    09/15/09

    @MR42HH: Passing 150km/h around here is daring the OPP to impound your car.
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    Image of MR42HH MR42HH
    09/18/09

    @Maymar:
    150 km/h in the left lane here, and you will be put into a straightjacket.
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