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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    Dumb.
    Ass.


    There's a reason fabulously powerful and capable cars are priced so damn high. You know what that is? It's to keep them out of financial reach of peckerhead kids who, with their $7.00/hr burger flippin fry dippin jobs, can't afford anything more dangerous than a clapped-out Corolla. When you're young, you lack experience. And when you lack experience, you lack wisdom.


    And when you lack wisdom, you don't realize you're too fucking stupid to know when to back the hell off the gas.

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    Image of vfxraven19 vfxraven19
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    This douche will get what he deserves, hah!
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    05/01/09

    @vfxraven19: No, he already walked away from it...
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    Image of nstrug nstrug
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    Can someone please explain to a non-American how on EARTH a teenager can get insured for an S4?
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    Image of Armand Armand
    05/01/09

    @nstrug, BrianEsser: The same way they get the S4 in the first place. Wealthy, overindulgent parents.
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    Image of Eric N Squires Eric N Squires
    05/01/09

    @Armand: I could be filthy, filthy, Clinton/Gore/Obama rich, and I think I would still buy my hypothetical children a beater for their first car.


    What? But I thought you said you wanted a primered 1987 Cutlass Supreme?

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    Image of Armand Armand
    05/01/09

    @Eric N Squires: I feel pretty much the same way. Beaters are good for kids, assuming they're not dangerously dilapidated. The hypothetical '87 Cutlass sounds good, but my best friend had an '86 Buick Century Estate Wagon when we were in high school. Lord, we had fun in that thing, and we did it without incurring reckless endangerment charges.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    I can hear Sammy Hagar now... " I can't drive - at 155! "
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    Image of DoctorNine's D9 Cat DoctorNine's D9 Cat
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    So, for the record, was the S4 equipped with forged pistons?
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/01/09

    @DoctorNeinUndAbermalsNein: Yes, and it had forged pistons as well.
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    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    At least it wasn't an S4 Avant.
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    05/01/09

    @TheGuinnessTooth: Here Hear!
    /not sure which one to use
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    Image of MplsCarPunk MplsCarPunk
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    Notice the Check Engine Light is on? In my experience with my 2.7T it is never off.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/01/09

    @MplsCarPunk: Did you change the oil?
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    This is why my parents kept me in piece-of-shit cars when I was a teenager. Because they knew whatever the top speed was, it would be reached, repeatedly. Sadly, that top speed was in the double digits.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    Appearantly this kid learned absolutely nothing from the teen who killed himself and 3 buddies by wrapping a M5 around a tree after going off a berm on a runway at over 100 mph.


    I read an article somewhere recently about that, the kid was posting on one of the M5 boards, and was being warned by everyone there to be careful, etc. He claimed he was a great driver, and promised to post pics the next day. That night he was national news.

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    05/01/09

    @rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: Those must have been some good pics.
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    05/01/09

    @rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: I think there was an article on Jalop about it.
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    05/01/09

    @SirNotYourIdiots, now with quick bankruptcy: [jalopnik.com]
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    DID THE VTEC KICK IN!?
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    Kevin! Kevin! Oh shit! Hold on! Shit!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/01/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: That's what Christian said.


    Wait.

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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    I'm impressed that a shitbox Audi with over 105,000 on the clock can still do 155+.


    I'm a bit less impressed with the morons who wrecked it.

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    05/01/09

    @Uncle Bo, piston forger: Nobody ever said the 2.7tt was a slouch. When it's running, it's really running.
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    Image of MplsCarPunk MplsCarPunk
    05/01/09

    @Ash78: When it's running is the big qualifier.
    Ask the man who owns one - me.
    I think I've put two kids through school getting this thing fixed.


    It's a lot of things and I can call it a few more, but "slow" isn't one of 'em.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/01/09

    @MplsCarPunk: A friend of mine just bought a B5 S4, and drove it back from CA to SC. He lost a cylinder in Vegas, and had to fix the AC as soon as he got back. I'm somewhat glad I could never find an S4 Avant when I was shopping, but when I see one I get very jealous.
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    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    Stupid student shatters superiors' S4, sharts self, shows strip.
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    05/01/09

    @SirNotYourIdiots, now with quick bankruptcy: Dammit, I promised myself I'd stop yesterday. Now I only think in mono-letter sentences.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/01/09

    @SirNotYourIdiots, now with quick bankruptcy: That would be referred to as "alliteration"
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/01/09

    @pauljones: No, I can read.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    05/01/09

    @SirNotYourIdiots, now with quick bankruptcy: I like a little alliteration on occasion.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/01/09

    @SirNotYourIdiots, now with quick bankruptcy: Alliterative alternatives also are accepted.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    05/01/09

    @Forged Pistons engineerd to Forged Pistons: Oh, you got my Batsignal.
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    05/01/09

    @SirNotYourIdiots, now with quick bankruptcy: The English language called. It said it wants you to keep your promise.
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    05/01/09

    @maximum-sienna: I think he talks American, not English.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/01/09

    @pauljones: Hey buddy, that's 'merican to you!
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    05/01/09

    @SirNotYourIdiots, now with quick bankruptcy: Yep. Fun with English must never go unanswered.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    It is a very good thing youtube wasn't around when I was in highschool.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    05/01/09

    In reply to Teen Crashes Audi S4 At 155MPH, Police Get Hold Of YouTube Video
    I always wondered how these videos didn't present "plausible deniability" in a legal setting. I can't hear it with the sound on, but I assume they're not doing a voiceover saying "Hi, my name is Clint Douchebag the third, and my friend and I are about to take my Audi S4, with the following VIN, on a high speed run..."
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    Image of theart theart
    05/01/09

    @Ash78: Right, the video uploaded to YouTube from my account was given to me by someone else who crashed an S4 on the same stretch of road I did. I was just driving along at five under the limit when mine rolled, but that other guy was hauling. And these aren't my pants either.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/01/09

    @theart: Mine have stains from my reaction to losing control of my own S4.
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