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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    11/19/09

    In reply to Light Graffiti: Cool Camera Trick Makes Cool Cars Look More Cool
    Kind of TRON-y.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/19/09

    In reply to Light Graffiti: Cool Camera Trick Makes Cool Cars Look More Cool
    That took the breath out of me...

    *Gasp*

    Ok, now I'm breathing again. WOW. I now feel hopeless unartistic and inadequate and will have to order a new professional camera and light sticks. Now.

    Just. Wow.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    11/19/09

    In reply to Light Graffiti: Cool Camera Trick Makes Cool Cars Look More Cool

    And what does it do to these?
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/19/09

    @FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I know, but I'm not going to tell you.
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/19/09

    In reply to Light Graffiti: Cool Camera Trick Makes Cool Cars Look More Cool

    There is really some wonderful and amazing Light Graffiti out there. This was done by a guy in Brazil.
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    Image of sos10 sos10
    11/19/09

    In reply to Light Graffiti: Cool Camera Trick Makes Cool Cars Look More Cool
    cazzate.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    11/19/09

    In reply to Light Graffiti: Cool Camera Trick Makes Cool Cars Look More Cool
    That is amazing! I have been trying to mess around with light tricks at night with my car, and it really is a challenge to get your vision just right.

    May I take this opportunity to request more photography articles? A car photography tips and tricks article would be awesome. I have been working on learning it myself, and I am sure there has got to be some great photographers among the staff/comentariat here.
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    Image of ArtForge ArtForge
    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Who cares? It doesn't have a diamond dust paint job! ;P #audir8v10
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    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Love me some top Gear but I won't take driving tips from a man who has to wear a grandfather clock as a wristwatch. That and the part where the supercar sticks to the track thing. Give me a 60k Atom, then we will talk about tracks and engineering. #audir8v10
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    There must always be a fast blue car, which resides in a little corner of heaven, in my mind. It isn't the realization of this dream which beckons; I could stretch and actually make it mine, with a small exercise of effort and intent. Rather, this car exists more as an icon in the pantheon of my desire. As such, it is better to leave the appetite unwhetted. Because to appreciate the psychic pull of this desire, is to be alive. Yes? #audir8v10
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Love it in blue. Would love it more if a blue ZR-1 drove up behind it and flashed its headlights. #audir8v10
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Perfection is over rated anyway. #audir8v10
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Once there was an elephant,
    Who tried to use the telephant
    No! no! I mean an elephone
    Who tried to use the telephone
    (Dear me! I am not certain quite
    That even now I've got it right.)
    Howe'er it was, he got his trunk
    Entangled in the telephunk;
    The more he tried to get it free,
    The louder buzzed the telephee
    (I fear I'd better drop the song
    Of elephop and telephong!)

    So I read this when I was in 11th grade in a poetry jam, and broke out laughing uncontrollably, no doubt frightening the a classroom full of younger students and their teachers. There's no way my teacher can forget me. No way. #audir8v10
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/17/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: You're unbelievable. I had to memorize something in school that I can't forget either. It was part of the "Ancient Mariner".

    And then there came both mist and snow.
    And it grew wondrous cold.
    And ice mast high came floating by, as green as emerald.
    And through the drifts the snowy cliffs did send their dismal sheen.
    Blah, blah, blah.

    I like your elephant poem better. #audir8v10
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    Image of Touched Touched
    11/17/09

    @skaycog: You sir have memorized part of a classic and wondrous poem.

    It may not fit well into a Jalopnik comment, but you can feel assured that poem will last the test of time when the elephant poem is long gone.

    As for me we had to memorize the opening lines of the Canterbury Tales (in Ye Olde English to boot). I can't even spell them close to correctly, so I won't attempt to reproduce them here, but rest assured I have found no use for them whatsoever. However, I am quite pleased that I can remember them word for word now many years later. #audir8v10
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    Image of golferal - Now with no Segway! golferal - Now with no Segway!
    11/17/09

    @skaycog:
    There once was anold lady that lived in a shoe
    She had so many kids
    Her uterus fell out..

    -Andrew Dice Clay #audir8v10
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/17/09

    @Touched: You'll never forget it, even if you try. BTW, I'm not a sir. #audir8v10
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    Image of Touched Touched
    11/17/09

    @skaycog: Humble apologies.

    It is also worthwhile to re-read many of those old books from literature class. As an adult, I've found quite a bit of interest in several of the books which I could barely finish in my high school/college days. #audir8v10
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/17/09

    @Touched: No apologies needed....how were you to know?

    I wish I'd paid more attention to lots of things in school, now that I'm an adult. Oh well, no use looking back. #audir8v10
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    11/17/09

    @skaycog: If you keep looking back, you end up tripping over your feet, on the way down the road to where ever you are going. #audir8v10
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/18/09

    @DoctorNine: Exactly! I guess that's why they call the past history. ;)
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/17/09

    In reply to VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
    Where is he? Klaas Zwart's summer home? #audir8v10
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    Image of fstrthnu fstrthnu
    11/18/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Ascari's track actually
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/18/09

    @fstrthnu: Ascari's track, which is owned by Klass Zwart as with Ascari itself.
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    Image of fstrthnu fstrthnu
    11/18/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: ...and you have officially owned me.

    #tips
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/02/09

    In reply to Audi Taunts Ferrari On Their Own Turf
    I think if Ferrari wanted to respond to Audi, the ad would look something like this..
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    10/02/09

    In reply to Audi Taunts Ferrari On Their Own Turf
    I sent this to the tips box at least 5 months ago... glad to see it finally made it onto a post. :p
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