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    First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered

    Audi R8 GT3 Production-Built Race Car Can Be Yours
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    Cue SuzanneD's orgasm in 3... 2... 1...


    Hopefully it will end up running in several different race series, since I don't have access to the Italian GT series, and I wanna see this fucker in action very badly.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    @Deartháir - Cogito Ergo Boom: I think, therefore I kick ass...:


    Where have you been?


    It started getting a little too quiet around here without you, so we had to resort to multitudes of sexist comments in the SJU Mini Cooper thread to try and liven things up.


    Yeah, we failed miserably.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    03/13/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Unfortunately, it's looking increasingly likely that I might have to pull a POLAR and vanish from Jalopnik for an extended period. Work life is getting heavier and heavier, and something's gonna have to give. I'm afraid it's probably going to have to be Jalopnik.
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    03/13/09

    @Deartháir - Cogito Ergo Boom: I think, therefore I kick ass...: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Jalop-o-nik kid. So many cars at Jalop-o-nik that I can dragon with.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    @Deartháir - Cogito Ergo Boom: I think, therefore I kick ass...:


    I am sorry that you won't be around, but I am glad that it is because your work life is getting heavier. A lot people these days would give anything to say the same.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/13/09

    @Deartháir - Cogito Ergo Boom: I think, therefore I kick ass...: OK, just what IS IT with you Canadian Jalop-slackers who place your petty jobs and so-called "career" before the cult that is Jalopnik? Priorities, man!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/13/09

    @jbownsabmw: Clicky for that.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/13/09

    @Deartháir - Cogito Ergo Boom: I think, therefore I kick ass...: I figured that's what was up. Come visit us from time to time. I notice POLAR has been here once a day or so.


    I'm doing everything I can to let this project I'm on not interfere with my Jalopaholicness. I'm sure in a few weeks when it gets down to the wire I'm going to have to be an adult. Dammit.

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    Image of LuciferV8 LuciferV8
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    I like it! I just wish they would have made the V12 Tdi a reality.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    The Cylons are invading! And this time, those fuckers mean business!


    Galactica, pauljones, Launch the Alert Vipers!










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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    03/13/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: uh sir, my right leg seems to be getting a little hot. are you sure the transmission is suppose to get warm like this?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    @B1663R: Just shoot the frakkers!
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    Image of P.Ξ.L.M. wonders if he should change his Xterra P.Ξ.L.M. wonders if he should change his Xterra
    03/13/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: stop, too much for me. The Audi, now those. I'm running out of Kleenex!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    @P.Ξ.L.M., needs to fix that rust hole...:


    The same thing happened to me when I saw Grace Park and Tricia Helfer in the same scene.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    There are some cars that look happy. There are some cars that look scared. There are some cars that look meh.


    This car looks angry and is begging to be driven in anger.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    Ok, I am taking bets on how long it takes for one of these to end up in a ditch or a pole.


    any takers? Odds are really good.

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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/13/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: Toss me the keys. I'll get you some data right now.


    And do I detect a note of complaint? Last I looked, two are better than one.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/13/09

    @Dr.Danger and the Masters of the Jalopniverse: Why do you want to run over Polish people with this? You can use something more damaging like a Chevy Suburban for that.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/13/09

    @engineerd over 200 served: The ride height is perfect for taking out knee-caps.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    Lock up your daughters, folks, 'cause this is one virile Audi.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/13/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Some daughters may not think that's a bad thing.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Most fathers would.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/13/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: "But you don't understand! I can change him! Nobody knows him like I do, and nobody understands me the way he does!"


    *runs off sobbing to room*

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    Image of fabriciom fabriciom
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    Whats with all the stickers. Just brings the style down. Also that front bottom scoop is horrible.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/13/09

    @fabriciom:


    See that face?


    It says: "I don't give a shit about how you think I look, 'cause when I am done kicking your ass to the curb, I'll be a whole lot better looking than you anyway."


    Rock me Amadeus.

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    That car just oozes awesomeness.
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    Image of Daniel Horney Daniel Horney
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    Needs more twin-turbocharged, air-cooled V12 goodness.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    03/13/09

    @Daniel Horney: Flat 12, Danny, flat 12.
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    Image of SlowMo (24hrs till pop-up headlight joy) SlowMo (24hrs till pop-up headlight joy)
    03/13/09

    @Scroggzilla: Scroggs, you're slipping. There are 16 velocity stacks on that engine so that either has the craziest intake setup for a 12 cylinder that I've ever seen (not that I've seen a lot of flat 12s) or that is a flat 16. And there are no turbos... Come on Scroggs, we expect more from you.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/13/09

    @SlowMo: That's the flat-16 Porsche was going to use in their Can-Am entry before they decided on the more compact twin-turbo flat 12.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    The Audi looks like it is one second away from attacking the guy who is patting it with his filthy ape hand.
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    03/13/09

    In reply to First 500 HP 10-Cylinder Audi R8 LMS Unveiled, Delivered
    Man,


    that car is so light they have to have a guy hold it down!


    that, my friends, is awesome!

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