Also.. this is only the S version.. I take it Vanity Fair is going to give us THEIR take on the RS5?

Cause ya know Cosmo, Vanity Fair and Elle relly have a shits say in what I really want to be seen in.

And somehow..
A WHITE, AUDI, A/S 5 is just the vehicle for me.
Oh picture me and my Neiman Marcus Badged Real Estate / gay mobile crusing the main drag of Florida *turns around and projectile vomits with the mention of the aformentioned*

I cant stand it.
I just cant stand it.

This damn car could make any man gay (now where is that yahoo writer from VF?...).

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The new A5 Cabriolet will move you in ways you never thought a car could move you. You and three of your closest friends can cruise around with the top down and the polka blaring.

The cars will start showing up in 2009, unlike the Camaro and other vaporware. Prices start at $47,500 for the entry level model which won't be available right away.

The top of the line is the S5 Cabriolet. S stands for supreme sportiness, which would really be SS, but Chevy already uses that and we didn't want a legal hassle.

The S5 will be powered by an amazingly efficient (so please, ELF, don't torch our cars) supercharged 3.0L V6 capable of 333 hp for half-demonic power.

The roofless A5 also has a lightweight fabric top meaning you will freeze your ass off in the winter and can only hold conversations while still in the garage. The top opens in 15 seconds, or 3 seconds if you are going 80 mph. An optional insulated top will be offered in Texas.

With the top stowed, there is still room for 2 dead hookers (wet). Two more dead hookers can be stored when the back seat is folded down

We will offer seat belt extenders and a coating on the leather so fat Bavarians don't burn their fat asses.

The A5 will have three gasoline and two diesel engine choices, ensuring nearly as many variants as the Mustang. Power will range from 180 hp to 265 hp. All five have direct injection and four of them have turbochargers. There are three transmissions available, but the manual and S-tronic are really only worth considering.

Power can be supplied to the front wheels or all four wheels with the quattro system. Either way, you will need stimulation while driving.

In order to keep up with Nissan, we will provide three seperate performance programs and one programmable performance program with the fuel map, shift points, and steering performance. Hackers can also access the shock absorber control.

Like everyone else we have a stereo.

This car will only be sold in Germany. Sorry America.

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don't you mean S5 coupe ?!

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