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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    MECHANIC: "Joe's Auto Repair, can I help you?"
    CALLER" "Zdrahstvooy! I have car I need bring in for syervice"
    MECHANIC: "For what?"
    CALLER: "Syervice... ah, how you say - I need work done?"
    MECHANIC: "Just like that."
    CALLER: "What?"
    MECHANIC: "You say it just like that - 'I... need... work...done.'"
    CALLER: "Prekrasnah! Now we get somewhere! OK, I have car making funny sound from back syeat."
    MECHANIC: "What kyind... I mean KIND of sound?"
    CALLER: "Sounds like, ehh... 'tyap-tyap-tyap'."
    MECHANIC: "Tap-tap-tap, huh? Well, it's probably just something loose back there, then; bring it on by & we'll have a look at it."
    CALLER: "OK, but a hyave to warn you - it's got a lyeopard in it."
    MECHANIC: "What? a LEPER? Dude, you can't bring a car by here with a leper in it... in fact, I'm gonna have to check with my boss... he may not want you bringing it here at ALL, even if you take the leper out!"
    CALLER: "Durach! Not lyeper, a LYEP-ARD.... big spotted cat."
    MECHANIC: "That's even worse, I know the boss won't go for that. We don't have workman's comp insurance to cover that - well, I'm pretty sure we don't, anyway.
    CALLER: "What if I get lyeopard out first?"
    MECHANIC: "That'd be the way to go... maybe I can get to it after the Diablo."
    CALLER: "You need finish Dyiablo job first?"
    MECHANIC: "Yeah, this lady called & said she wanted to give me a Diablo job... couldn't turn her down."
    CALLER: "And who can blame you?"
    MECHANIC: "Wait, I almost forgot - first I have to finish the Diablo job... then Bora."
    CALLER: "You one lyucky bastard for a mechyanyic! Hey, wait... I just found tyapping noise."
    MECHANIC: "Oh? What was it?"
    CALLER: "Looks like Lyeopard coughed up hairball.. was just last passengers' skull rolling around in back seat! Hah! HAHAHAHA!"
    MECHANIC: "Leopard in your car? Last passengers' skull? I don't even wanna know what kind of work you do."
    CALLER: "Oh, is SYEEMPLE... I work for FIAT, here on tyemporary assyignment in 'Brand Downsizing' Division. #auditt
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    ARGH! editing.
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    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 10/29/09 9:35 PM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Who'd ever think that a cock driving an Audi would get a LOT of pussy.
     Reply
    Edited by LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard at 10/29/09 7:51 PM LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was starred LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard was unstarred
    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    now that's what I call a theft deterrent! #auditt
     Reply
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Follow that Warthog! #auditt
     Reply
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    Image of InsertBullets InsertBullets
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    probably Ricky Bobby again #auditt
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    Image of Nick Nick
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    dude, let me out. i can run faster than this. #auditt
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    Image of joneez wants the clunkers he paid for joneez wants the clunkers he paid for
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    That's fail without a frickin' laser on its head. #auditt
     Reply
    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was starred joneez wants the clunkers he paid for was unstarred
    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Right turn, Clyde. #auditt
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    Image of ssurfer321 ssurfer321
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Leopard. Taking a bite out of Car Alarm competitors. #auditt
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    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    I just found my Mad Max car. Except replace the TT with a Aston Martin and throw on a couple of machine guns. #auditt
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    Image of PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Snow Leopard is faster, more powerful and available now! #auditt
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet promoted this comment PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 was starred PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287 was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    10/29/09

    @PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287:
    That comment wasn't very PC. #auditt
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Audi wins the latest round of the Audi:BMW catfight. #auditt
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    Q: What did the leopard say after a big meal?

    A: That sure hits the spots. #auditt
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/29/09

    @skaycog: Q: What did Mrs. Alfisted say to Mr. Alfisted?

    A: Why can't you be more like a leopard's big meal?
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    Edited by Alfisted at 10/29/09 1:31 PM Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    10/29/09

    @Alfisted: And? #auditt
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    skaycog was starred skaycog was unstarred
    Image of Quattro-luvr Quattro-luvr
    10/29/09

    In reply to A Leopard Casually Hanging Out Of Car Window
    How great would it have been if that Leopard swatted at them.

    "Yeah? You think this is funny?"
    *whap*
    "Pick your face up off the pavement sucker." #auditt
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment Quattro-luvr was starred Quattro-luvr was unstarred
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