Diapered, Pepper-Spray Wielding Long-Distance Astronaut Charged With 1st-Degree Attempted Murder!

Look, we've had beefs with romantic rivals. It once nearly came close to fisticuffs. Or it would have had he turned up at that Jets to Brazil show instead of hightailing it to Olympia, dammit. Ah, drama amongst fin de siecle indierockers. But at some point, you fold your tent and retire from the field and turn it… »2/06/07 2:15pm