This problem has a solution. And your friendly local Aston dealer will be happy to crank up the purchase price by supplying bespoke ermine floor mats, platinum undercoatings, diamond studded headliner, Chanel aromatherapy into the A/C ducts, and the silliest set of fitted bags you've ever seen. If that's not enough to add a half mil to the price, well you can just send the rest to me. I'll fix it.
The problem with the One-77 is not the cost, it's that you'll be driving around thinking you look like 007, and everyone will know you're really 004-and-a-half.
Maybe they should do an Onassis Special Edition and cover the seats in whale foreskin*. That'll trump anyone at the arms/yacht bazzar and kick the price up a big notch. *Bonus feature:when you rub them it turns into a Lagonda.
@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Wait, why kill the hookers first? They should be alive when you buy the car, but dead soon after. Who would buy a car already filled with dead hookers? Takes the fun right out of it.
@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: I like how you think. I'd order mine with half a dozen Thai girls, and maybe a Brazilian manwhore or two to spice it up a little bit. I feel like we're being sexist when we don't include male hookers.
I'll take two at that price. This economic downturn might not be so bad, when you think about it, we could all be driver supercars by the end of the decade. Wouldn't that make your morning commute interesting?
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Where the other million point two comes from, I've no clue.
That car is RIDICULOUS
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I don't think so.
This is more like it:
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*Bonus feature:when you rub them it turns into a Lagonda.
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The only real downside to it is you have to moisturize it daily.
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Anyway, just add some thirty-inch rims and it'll be worth more than a Bugatti again.