This Accord driver must have some willful disregard for the rules of society when you parallel park in a straight-on parking lot.
We have seen some amazingly terrible parking attempts in our time, so trust us when we say this one is certainly among the greats. Watch as this lady bashes, knocks, and crunches her BMW Z4 while miserably failing to execute the simplest parking maneuver possible.
If you're going to steal a car you've never driven before, it's a good idea to know how to drive stick, just in case. The three teenagers who carjacked Jebelle Yaunk's Honda CRX didn't and made fools of themselves as they fumbled helplessly.
Parallel parking is tricky, and especially on hills. Once you've figured out how to stuff your car into a space sideways, you have to (or should) find someplace to lodge your tires to keep the car from rolling down the hill when you've left it behind.
What better way to get into illegal street racing than to post your name, phone number, and a picture of you and your outdated Lexus on the internet, for everyone to see? Daniel, aka The Street King, apparently did just that, and even offered to race for pink slips.
Here was my thought process as I drove around parking lot of the Kerbey Lane in North Austin yesterday:
When you tell someone you're going to bring home an endurance race, you'd better do it, especially if those you've promised it to gave you a bunch of money.
Plenty of people weave in an out of traffic like assholes. Some make it, some don't. Worst case scenario, a whole bunch of cars biff it because one person took a huge risk.
The cultural war between those who want to bike on public roads and those who think public roads are for cars only rages on. But a victor has emerged from one particular battle: a cyclist who was knocked over by a motorist one day.
Parking isn't all that hard. By using the steering wheel, you can deftly place a car between the two painted lines on the pavement, leaving adequate room on each side for other people to park.
The Koenigsegg Trevita is one of the fastest, rarest, and hardest-to-pronounce supercars in all the land. And with a price over $2 million, it's also one of the most expensive ever made.
Justice has been served to the Cleveland woman caught on video by a schoolbus driver as she drove on the sidewalk to get around the bus as children were climbing aboard.
We're prepared to crown the driver of this VIP/hellaflush/slammed Lexus "King of the Asshats." Not only does the Royal Highness spin out after cutting off two drivers to make a triple-lane pass on the right, he careens into an innocent truck, flipping the poor thing over.
There once was a dream called Florida. Then someone spiked the water supply with something that would make lots of people do really silly shit.
Asshats! Like their cousins the douchebags and the dudebros, asshats have a tendency to ruin everything they're involved in, from outdoor music festivals to the simple act of parking.
Walt Kowalski, the grumpy, rifle-toting Korean War veteran played by Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino has a great line when he confronts some creeps who have been harassing his neighbor: "Ever notice how you come across somebody, once in a while, that you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."
Passengers disembarking AirTran Flight 725 in Milwaukee this week got a bit of a jolt when a catering truck slammed into the side of the plane. The truck driver's explanation for his monumental fuckup was pretty classic: A loose beverage container made him do it.