​Total Moron Endangers Entire Highway To Prove Infiniti Can Drive Itself

The Active Lane Control on the Infiniti Q50 is good. Like, really good. But testing it on the highway by getting out of the driver's seat and into the back is stupid. Like, really, truly, epically stupid. » 8/07/14 7:29pm 8/07/14 7:29pm

The other reason why people think Chris Brown is an asshat

The mistreatment of handicapped parking spaces by Los Angeles' celebrities has grown to include singer/actor/girlfriend mistreater Chris Brown, whose having trouble finding spots for his car fleet — including his famous custom-painted P-51 Lamborghini. » 7/21/11 9:30am 7/21/11 9:30am

Diners take revenge on asshat parker

Parking sideways across three parking spaces in your Ford Expedition may make you feel like a real man, but what happens when a couple of Reddit users decide to legally park in the two open spaces on either side of you? Revenge as sweet as a Bloomin' Onion. » 6/02/11 10:30am 6/02/11 10:30am

Louisiana State Trooper Booted For Parking Like Asshat

Unless responding to an emergency, officers of the law have no special parking privileges. This Louisiana State Trooper got a friendly, double-clamped reminder of this when parking his Durango in a fire zone. [via Reddit] » 9/07/10 8:30am 9/07/10 8:30am

This Is Why People Think Ferrari Drivers Are Asshats

If you think American Ferrari drivers are unseemly, wait until you come to Eastern Hungary. The owner of this Ferrari F430 Scuderia only missed the center line, that ideal of ass-millinery, by a mere 0.25 car lengths. » 7/26/10 1:40pm 7/26/10 1:40pm

This Is Why People Think Smart ForTwo Drivers Are Asshats

The Smart Fortwo is small enough to park two to a space, which makes a ForTwo taking up two spaces in Portugal a particularly exceptional example of asshattery. This tiny car may be driven by the biggest asshat yet. » 7/16/10 1:00pm 7/16/10 1:00pm

This Is Why People Think Mercedes-Benz Drivers Are Asshats

When one handicapped parking space isn't enough for your $145,000 Mercedes-Benz CL63 AMG, why not take up two and the "No Parking" space in between them? Because that would make you an asshat. » 7/08/10 9:00am 7/08/10 9:00am

This Is Why People Think SUV Drivers Are Asshats

There are many reasons people get frustrated with SUV drivers. Crowding parking spaces like a linebacker in a port-a-john's one of them, as we see the white Suburban here doing. The gray Expedition taking four spaces? Well that's just asshattery. » 5/18/10 1:00pm 5/18/10 1:00pm