Ashton Kutcher's already taken his place on "Two and a Half Men" and claimed Charlie Sheen's two-story mega luxury trailer. It's called "Baby Girl" and, at just-under-$9,000-per-week, it's got more screens than an Apple Store and more couches than an Ikea.
Los Angeles will shut down the 405 for repairs, causing an apocalyptic nightmare that makes 2012 look like Must Love Dogs. To help spread the word they're asking celebs like Lady Gaga to tweet traffic alerts. Are we being Punk'd?