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    The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/08/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    Looks like a group with an aggregate IQ of about 74. Definitely all auto transmission types. And, in most cases, STD transmission types.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    11/08/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    when I saw the tracked Hummer I thought SEMA was a kind of farmshow, but I was misstaken it´s a tuned ladiez show.
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    Image of LJSearles LJSearles
    11/08/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    Ok, i am not one to complain when Booth Babes are publicized, but did ya'll go to the same SEMA that Autoblog went to? You certainly managed to put together a collection of the least attractive examples.


    Case in point-


    [img.photobucket.com]

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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/08/08

    @Should-be-working: Sorry, we're looking at automotive show professionals.


    That's a pick-up professional.

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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/08/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    Continental girl looks...

    ...very continental...

    ...and very tired...
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    11/08/08

    ...very tired of all the attention...
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/08/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    The NOS chick on the left (#4, 5, 12) at least looks mostly human.


    Why does leatherface so often combine with plasticboobs?

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    Image of POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    S E M A

    L X A S

    U T M S

    T R M O

    T A A C.

    Y L R

    --G Y
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/07/08

    @Mysterious Utility Bento: @Mark Miller: I don't know. But there is this Dr. Freud you may want to talk to...
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    And, Dude, was the photographer obsessed with the Continental tire gal????
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    Ladies remember....nothing says "Classy" like a forearm tattoo!
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    "a comparison from last year's SEMA-stained gallery of booth saleswomen"No, that's not from last year. Those photos are from 2006, according to your info.
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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    @MagnificentBastard: Most of these girls are a little fake for my tastes, but I'd rather look at them than Vic Edelbrock Jr.
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    Image of Mark Miller Mark Miller
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    Equal objectification of humans needed here; ie, where's the beef(cake)?

    Just wondering; could "donks" somehow be explained here by some aesthetic connection with jumbo-sized mammary glands?

    Might it be that the tire buyer wants to impress the booth babe with the diameter of the rubber he is purchasing? ...or is it that "sometimes a tire is just a tire"?
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    11/07/08

    @Mark Miller: Dude, "donk" comes from "badonkadonk" which is a reference to the hindquarters of a curvaceous woman.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    I would very much like to see more pictures of [jalopnik.com]


    Jalops, help me out.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show


    Sorry, I had too. Otherwise I'd get nothing done the rest of the day but raise a rash.

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    11/07/08

    @graverobber- It says Loud Pipes Save Lives: You're not my friend no more.
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    Image of MagnificentBastard MagnificentBastard
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    Wow.I guess I'm the only secure adult male who thinks both babes are the largest waste of funds on the face of the planet.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    11/07/08

    @MagnificentBastard: Yep. just you.
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    Image of MagnificentBastard MagnificentBastard
    11/07/08

    @smalleyxb122: That's sad.
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    Image of Bumblebee Bumblebee
    11/07/08

    @MagnificentBastard: I don't follow: How does ogling booth babes indicate some manner of insecurity?


    And insecurity in what, exactly?

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    Image of AiDonWaiKit AiDonWaiKit
    11/07/08

    In reply to The Booth Professionals Of The 2008 SEMA Show
    Quite frankly, I don't mind the girl in the main picture, without the bra on, with a black dress barely holding her breast in check. Mostly b/c she's got "skank" written all over her, and probably the easiest to bed.


    And I wouldn't mind getting smacked in the face with those airbags.

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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    11/07/08

    Have you ever seen so many aftermarket bumpers in one parking lot? Nice to look at, but not my style.


    @AiDonWaiKit: "And I wouldn't mind getting smacked in the face with those airbags." You might end up with 2 black eyes, just like from a real airbag.

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