<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Art]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Art]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/art http://jalopnik.com/tag/art <![CDATA[ 66 Drives: Scenes From Western Roads ]]> I've always enjoyed shooting photos on California's highways, but never had the guts to get close-up shots of the occupants of nearby cars and risk dome-ventilation courtesy of road-ragers' firearms. Photographer Andrew Bush, however, does have the guts, and he's been rewarded with an amazing collection of photographs. Most of these photos were shot in California between 1989 and 1997; make the jump to check out the entire gallery, then check out the artist's site to read the captions. Bonus points to the reader who can identify the make/model of the largest number of cars!

[AndrewBush.net, via BoingBoing]

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Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397018&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pearsonville Junkyard Erased, But Not Before Lost America Captured It On Film ]]> We love junkyard photographs, and Troy Paiva, proprietor of the Lost America site, has shot some amazing ones at the now-defunct Pearsonville Junkyard in the Mojave Desert. There's no Photoshop trickery here, just long nighttime exposures and colored lighting. Make the jump to check out the whole gallery, at which point you'll probably want to spend the rest of the morning checking out Mr. Paiva's other work. [Flickr]

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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:40:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395067&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Link Between Cars, Web 2.0: Hood Stickers! ]]> We usually save all of the Web 2.0 shenanigans for our brethren at Valleywag, but this was too ridiculous to not include. One of the founders of Twitter has gone off an launched Infectious. Infectious is a company that designs and sells vinyl car stickers. Just what was needed!

The artwork, which has a tad of a cool-factor, is done by a variety of somewhat famous artists. We're sure that most of you are disappointed that Infectious is currently only in a private beta phase with an official launch coming sometime this summer. [Infectious; Techcrunch]

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Tue, 27 May 2008 14:00:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393386&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Crazy Japanese Interchanges Look Crazier From Underneath ]]> Google Earth does a mighty fine job showing the essence of crazy interchanges, but if you really want to know how ridiculous interchanges can be, check out the underneath view. These interchanges don't come from China, but rather the neighbor of Japan. Ken Ohyama is the man that has captured some of Japan's most efficient traffic clusterfucks. Not only do you get to see the underside of these engineering marvels, but Ohyama is pretty damn good photographer, as well. Check out the gallery below with some of his select works or follow the link to see the entire Flickr set.
[Flickr Photoset via Pink Tentacle]

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Wed, 21 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392408&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Car Couch That Costs More Than Your Real Car ]]> We're glad everyone is deciding on a favorite sub-$15k new vehicle, but now it's time to look at something that costs nearly three times as much as your selected new vehicle: a custom designed Car Couch. This Car Couch is the work of Fred Bailey and unlike some other car couches, this one appears to split the car in a length-wise nature, rather than the more popular cross-wise. It's painted sunset orange pearl, includes black leather seating and has functional head and taillights. All of this can be yours for $44,000 on eBay. Can you believe that there are no bids? Act fast!

[eBay via BBG]

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Tue, 20 May 2008 16:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392112&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 7-Foot Recycled Optimus Prime Sculpture Is A Junkyard Nightmare ]]> This Optimus Prime sculpture should debatably be part of our Junkyard Finds series because this seven-foot monstrosity is constructed entirely of car parts. Unlike the original Optimus Prime, this sculpture lacks color and any Mack truck affiliation, but nevertheless, it's pretty spectacular. The best fact of all is that this 551-pound Optimus Prime is even for sale for a blistering $4,838.71 (likely plus shipping). And Optimus isn't the only Transformer receiving some artistic love.

The company behind this model, Robot-Models.com, also has a smaller version of Optimus Prime currently available as well as Bumbelee. A descriptive paragraph also suggests that Jazz, Ironhide, Megatron, Barricade, Starscream, Blackout and Frenzy will also be available for purchase soon. [Robot-Models via Giz]

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Mon, 19 May 2008 12:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391619&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Nooooo! Two Sweet Pontiacs Destroyed For Sake Of Art ]]> We've heard of this "Jonathan Schipper" before through his exploits slowly grinding scale models and throw-away IROC-Z's together. Now he's gone and mashed a Pontiac Firebird into a Pontiac Trans Am, both examples of sweet malaise goodness. True they may have been on the underpowered side when stock, and their engines have been removed for this exercise, but they were masterpieces of hair-over-neck styling before this literal mash-up. Seeing these two run face to face into each other over the course of four days is pure pain, or pleasure, depends on how you feel about Pontiacs. [Auto.Coone.com]

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Fri, 16 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391339&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pimps, Pirates, and PMS: The Art Cars Of The 24 Hours of LeMons ]]> We really want to love art cars, but the problem with a lot of them is that the artists involved just don't get cars. For every genuinely awesome Camera Van or Pedal Regal, you get a hundred beater 323s with plastic army men or dinosaurs epoxied all over the sheet metal. But take heart, fans of car-as-art, because the participants at the 24 Hours of LeMons race continue to raise the bar with the themes for their cars; check out the gallery below for a sampling of some of the art cars we saw at the race at Altamont last weekend. Thanks to photographers Zack Spencer and Amy Judd for contributing photographs.

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Thu, 15 May 2008 13:00:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390687&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ I Still Don't See the Point ]]> By Dan Strohl

Hemmings Motor News

Last year, both Jen and I wrote about artist Jonathan Schipper, a self-proclaimed artist who baffled us by one of his creations, a gear-driven machine that slowly pushed two 1/18th-scale muscle cars together in a twisted slow-motion Ballardian statement of some sort. I earned a degree from college in something I can actually make money at, not in art, so I guess I don’t have the capability or pretentiousness to understand that statement.

What really made me cringe last year was the vague threat that Schipper promised to recreate the creation on a full-size scale with two actual muscle cars. And it appears he did just that recently in Belgium, though he used two cars that fall outside the bounds of the traditional definition of muscle: a 1988 Monte Carlo and a 1992 Camaro RS. Not to say that I don’t appreciate late rear-wheel-drive Montes or third-gen Camaros, but at least he didn’t use a second-gen Trans Am and a Hemi Charger, as he did in his first piece.

Still, I don’t get it. He did all of this so he could take an elaborate time-lapse video and speed it up? And if he’s going to make a statement such as he did in the title of the piece, then he should back it up with, ohidunno, an actual argument. Maybe this is actually some sort of stunt in which he shows how easy it is to get gallery space and, possibly, public art funding.

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Thu, 01 May 2008 07:59:31 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5007462&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Crash Bonsai Brings Miniature Hoonage Aftermath To Your Cubicle ]]> Someone who has experienced a car-on-tree collision first hand generally never wants to reenact the event, but if you do, there's now a company that caters to you. Crash Bonsai provides a means of reenact your tree collisions — in like 1/8 the scale. That's right folks — it's essentially nothing more than model cars crashed into bonsai trees.

The artist, John Rooney, goes through the painstaking process of precisely denting, damaging and melting model cars to look authentically wrapped around a tree. The catalog of models includes the likes of Porsches, Fords, a Barracuda, Chevelle, ML 320, TT Roadster and more with prices beginning at $75 and going upwards of $150. We're hoping he'll have a personalization service soon — merely so we can order everyone's favorite Mazda RX-7 chasing a cat up a tree and landing on it's ass. [Crash Bonsai via DVICE]

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Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382607&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mad Max Hood Mural Will Add Style To Your 2nd-Gen Camaro! ]]> You're proud of your Malaise Camaro (and who wouldn't be?) but you want it to stand out from the crowd? Head on up to Windsor, where a mere pittance of one hundred Canadian dollars will get you this 1977 Camaro hood with custom Road Warrior airbrush mural. That's right, you're looking at a signed 1985 work by Ivan of Cosmic Studio here. There's some rust and paint chipping, but the plastic scoop is just fine. Thanks to Hoser Dave for the tip! [Kijiji]

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Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:40:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382194&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Berwyn Car Spindle Up For Sale! ]]> We were all quite sad when we learned that the Cermak Plaza Shopping Center overlords had decided to remove the legendary Berwyn Car Spindle from their property. But now the Berwyn Spindle may be relocated... to your front yard! Yes, it's up for sale on eBay, with a starting bid of $50,000 (and a shipping cost of double that, so you'll probably elect to go pick it up yourself. Make the jump for some video of the Spindle. [eBay]

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Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:00:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=379239&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Sometimes You Must Buy The Hood Ornament ]]> After I violated my 'Don't Buy Junkyard Emblems' policy recently, I didn't think I'd fall off the anti-clutter bandwagon just a couple of weeks later. However, when you find a '56 Chevy hood ornament in near-perfect condition for just $9.47... well, you really don't have much choice in the matter. Now it hangs from the picture rail molding in my living room, right next to a photo of a rusty engine in a Minnesota scrapyard. I'm sure Martha Stewart would approve.

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Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:30:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=378117&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pedal-Powered Buick Owner Stands Up To The Man In Court! ]]>
It turns out that John Law takes a dim view of human-powered cars on the streets of Toronto, as artist Michel de Broin discovered to his dismay when he attempted to take his pedal-powered 1986 Buick Regal out for a little spin last year. In Mr. de Broin's view, the Shared Propulsion Car, with its perfectly functional brakes and steering, is safe for street operation. Safer, in fact, than gasoline-powered vehicles, and so he is fighting his Operation of Unsafe Vehicle ticket. [National Post]

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Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:45:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=375802&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Car Paintings By Robert Bechtle ]]>
When you're talking about painters who get the Jalopnik Stamp-O-Approval™, the Two Roberts come to mind immediately. You got your Robert Williams, of course, and then you got your Robert Bechtle... and what more could you need? I've got a print of Alameda Gran Torino hanging on my living-room wall, and it serves as inspiration every time I head out the door on a DOTS photo expedition (especially when I see a car like today's '65 Comet). I've gathered up a few of Bechtle's many car-themed paintings for our enjoyment on this fine Tuesday. [The New Yorker, SFMOMA]

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Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:30:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=374459&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "Reactive Sparks" Turns Traffic Agony Into Pretty Art ]]> A new art installation by Markus Lerner is turning the agony of sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic into something a bit more pleasing on the eyes. "Reactive Sparks" is an art installation commissioned by lighting company OSRAM. It watches traffic patterns and maps the patterns into seven light towers that sit alongside the road. Each tower contains 110,000 LED lights, likely provided by OSRAM.

osram_reactive_light_towers.jpgThe installation sits outside the OSRAM headquarter in Munich at the Mittlerer Ring, a busy roadway. When a car passes by the installation, a single line flashes across the top of the tower and is added to the light wave at the bottom. As more cars pass the bigger the wave will be.

While the lighting towers look nice from an artistic standpoint, they are just asking to be a victim of road rage. [Neatorama]

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Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:30:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=374119&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ $35,000 In Lottery Tickets Used To Create Hummer H3 ]]> This Hummer H3 is built from $35,000 in losing lottery tickets. No sheet metal here, folks. The piece is by Brooklyn-based artists Adam Eckstrom and Lauren Was and it's entitled Ghost of a Dream. The tickets came from local bodegas, where they were discarded by unlucky patrons.

"We started talking about what people dream about when they scratch the coin against the ticket, and almost always the first thing they dream about doing is buying a car," Was told the Providence Journal. "This is a ghost of all those dreams."

"We wanted the piece to contain the value of a Hummer," Eckstrom told the paper. "And $35,000 is also the price of the piece."

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Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:00:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=373158&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What Every Rampage Needs: Sexy Chick In Space! ]]>
We thought we'd seen every possible accessory a Dodge Rampage could possibly need, but we were wrong. Oh, so very wrong. TheEastBayKid found this 1984 Dodge Rampage with Sub Lime paint and a custom-etched mural entitled Sexy Chick In Space on the rear glass. Yes! This is right on so many levels that all I can do is express my disappointment that we've already removed the rear glass from our race car and thus have no canvas suitable for this Mr. Guise's etching skills.[Cardomain]

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Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:00:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=369020&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ An Exploding Chevy Can Be Pretty, Really ]]> cavalier-art.JPGWe don't know your opinion on the Chevy Metro. But we can assume that Cai Guo-Qiang is not too fond of the four-door sedan, as he has an art exhibit currently on display at the Guggenheim museum in New York City displaying the gradual exploding of the car. Six Metros have been hung in the famous rotunda of Frank Lloyd Wright's masterpiece. The entire exhibit is intended to simulate the violence of a car bomb, by using lights and careful positioning.

I applaud your memory if you're saying "Hey...." in response to this design because Guo-Qiang has done something similar before, but with Ford Tauruses. Another art dude who digs cars! Or at least does stuff with them. The mounting process seems pretty simple—a lot of cables, period. The exhibition will be on display until May 28. Check out the following link for a video that shows the installation process and more. [Guggenheim via MAKE]

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Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:45:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=367036&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Chevy Nova Completely Frozen, Art Flourishes In The Upper Peninsula ]]> Jalopnik's favorite ongoing art project, the Frozen Chevy Nova has finally been completed. The Nova is frozen and looks wonderful despite ice issues, temperature fluctuations, blizzards and Malaise-era leaking parts. Our hats off to Mary and Sue as well as the community in and around Michigan Tech who helped this project get off the ground... and then get frozen to it.


You can check out the Frozen Car Blog for more photos and information on how this project came to be. (Photos used with the permission of the artists).

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Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=367058&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Steampunk Aston Martin Model? ]]> I don't know if I would classify this work of art from Christopher Conte as steampunk, but it's hard to put any other kind of label on this customized Aston Martin model. Conte is an industrial artist who has given this Aston his own touch. I usually don't condone chopping up AM's, models or not, but this has an unusual and intriguing feel that's hard to dismiss.

Conte created this masterpiece for Les Barany and his book, Carnivora: The Dark Art of Automobiles. It's essentially a 1:18 scale AM chopped in half and with steel and aluminum components used to stitch the car back together. [Aston Martin Turbine via BornRich]

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Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:15:41 EST Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=360952&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Map Of USA Made of States' License Plates ]]> Here's some art which brings up a "why haven't I seen that before" thought. License plates, cut into the shapes of each state, arranged into the shape of the United States. Neat. Is it cool enough to fork over prices starting at $1,895, depends on if you've got spare scratch laying around. Of course if you've got a set of fifty plates, a template of the US (a map comes to mind) and a plasma cutter laying around, you can make your own for probably a lot less. Still a clever idea we wouldn't mind having on the wall of our garage. [License Plate Art]

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Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:30:00 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=360136&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Polish Homebrew Tractors In German Gallery Show ]]> Lets say you were trapped in communist-era Poland and needed to do some farming. Waiting for The State to provide you an unreliable proletarian tractor was out of the question. Because, after all, you wanted to be able to actually grow the grain that would get transformed into the wodka that would make your life bearable. So what did you do? Why, you built your own mechanized tiller of the soil, of course. That's just what enterprising farmers did in the pre-Solidarity days. The results of their homebrewed engineering have been cataloged and assembled in a new exhibit at the Zak Gallery in Berlin. "Machines," true to its title, is an exhibit of just that: the contraptions Joe Poland put together in the totalitarian past—and may still use to get things done.


Often cobbled together from bits and pieces of other machines, these things are obviously workhorses, even if they aren't pretty. Some even contain bits from scrapped war machines. We though the Soviet era Belarus pops picked up a while back was crude, but this kind of raises (lowers?) backwoods ingenuity to a whole new level. Bravo, oppressed Soviet Bloc agrarians! [via We Make Money Not Art

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Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:00:00 EST Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351694&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Hubcap Creature Art Is Inmate-Approved ]]>
Those hubcaps scattered on the side of the road are no longer being collected by felons, but rather people who are debatably just as bad: artists. Hubcap Creatures is an art project that that takes those forlorn, castoff discs and transforms them into creatures ready to... Eat the souls of automobiles! Or something of that sort.

The artist behind all this is selling the creations and prices begin at $300 and go to upwards of $1,000, depending on the complexity of the piece and, we figure, the quality of hubcap (Wal-Mart versus BMW). My favorite is the Ford butterfly fish. He's so cute, yet so devilish. [Hubcap Creatures via Uncrate]

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Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:30:30 EST Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348732&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jalopnik's Favorite Art Project: Freezing A 1978 Chevy Nova In Ice ]]> Mary Carothers and Sue Wrbican are our kind of artists, having dedicated much of their efforts towards the issue of mobility, landscape and the influence of the automobile upon American culture. Their latest project explores, among other things, the transition from the late 1970's into the Malaise Era of the early 1980's as epitomized by the Chevy Nova, which was replaced by the less than stellar Chevy Citation. The monument to this change will be a 1978 Chevy Nova frozen into a block of ice at Michigan Tech University on Michigan's Upper Peninsula.

Can we avoid a world cluttered with boring, underpowered subcompacts but still avoid destroying the environment? Or as the artists put it: "The Frozen Car points to the classic struggle of culture versus nature. It is a monument to a tragedy meant to remind us of our present choices." Below our conversation with the artists.

We spoke with the artists via telephone as they warmed up from a day out in the bitter cold prepping the base for the placement of the Nova. When we first saw the project we feared that perhaps it would be merely a simple visual meant to criticize the car culture we hold so near and dear. We were therefore quite pleased to find out that both artists are car fans and are taking a thoughtful approach to examining the same conflicts we explore often on this site (the Nova belonged to one of the artists).

Mary and Sue, who met at the Rhode Island School of Design, have worked together for a while and therefore have a habit of finishing the other person's thoughts and sentences. Because of this we've formatted the interview as both were talking at the same time instead of separately.

Why freeze a Nova in a block of ice?

In the past we've done some projects involving blowing up cars and working with fire. What started as a comment has turned into an inquisitive investigation and we started thinking about it more seriously and started thinking about what metaphor the car could describe.

We love cars and for a long time our work has referenced mobility. We were also very fascinated with the metaphor and the car in American culture; that it's power and that it's freedom and now we're questioning those things. We tend to question our behavior at the same time we enjoy our behavior. That's just part of our inquisitive nature. We're critiquing the culture at the same time we're enjoying it.

(SUE) For me, this is kind of personal. When I was a baby I guess I had colic really bad and the only thing that would quiet me down is that my parents would have to drive me around at night. Cars have always been a pacifier in a way, a really elemental thing. I love to travel and mary does, too.

You're taking out the motor and a lot of the interior elements, is that an aesthetic or symbolic choice?

Technically, I think it will help us position the car because it will be much lighter... environmentally it's also a little more sound that the fluids aren't going to leak. On top of that it won't cloud the ice. Any dirt that gets in will affect the clarity. I think we also like the idea of the car being a shell as a metaphor.

(The artists also pointed out that getting someone to do all the mechanical work for free is tough and the people in the Michigan Tech engineering department were more than happy to barter the work for the engine.)

How did you end up choosing Michigan Tech?

Last year we worked with the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor and they designed a refrigeration system and as much as we loved the work... we realized it would be very costly and we didn't want to have a fabricated solution to our problem. [Also] U of M did a study and realized that Detroit didn't get cold enough to get the ice that we needed. We wanted to do this by natural means and that meant we had to come further north.

[Mary] met an alum from Michigan Tech and he said it's really cold up there and you might want to contact the engineering department. They invited us to come up and with no skepticism said it's cold enough to do anything up there.

What's your ultimate dream for the project if you weren't hindered by supplies and funding?

What we'd really like to do is put it on a train while it's a frozen block and bring it to Detroit and watch it thaw. We think having a frozen Nova on a block of ice on the railroad car would look awesome. It would be suspended time in motion and it would be in the heart of the American auto industry. It would be ideal.


With the help of the Michigan Tech engineering department and students from Hancock High School, the car is set for freezing starting this Friday. The goal is to have the car frozen in time for the MTU Winter Carnival in early February. As the project continues we'll bring you updates from the frozen front lines. You can also follow the action on the Frozen Car Blog and Frozen Car Website.

Photos provided by the Artists

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Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:45:00 EST Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348293&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Trophies of the 24 Hours of LeMons ]]> Among the many cool things that set the 24 Hours of LeMons apart from the more boring forms of motorsports is the stuff that goes to the winners. In addition to back-breaking sacks of nickels, beautiful handmade trophies are handed out to the teams who triumph in their classes. So, after you check out the official list of winners, jump like a Datsun B210 and check out some of the highlights!



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Receiving the coveted I Got Screwed trophy is that dice-throwing bunch from Las Vegas...

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Team Sin City Lemons! The 302 in this LeMons-veteran LTD Crown Victoria threw a rod, like, 17 seconds into the race; team members then made a deal with a not-so-nearby auto-parts store for a rebuilt long block of complicated heritage and thrashed like crazy for hour after grueling hour... only to find that the unobtainable-on-Sunday harmonic balancer was cracked. They'll be back, though, and we'll give you a jackpot of photos of their efforts very soon.

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There's not much suspense surrounding the Heroic Fix trophy- we all knew it would be placed in the bleeding paws of...

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Team Dirty Drifters, whose Corolla's engine got all rod-knocky during practice the night before the race. Not letting this little setback stop them, they drove 350 miles round-trip to pick up a junkyard 3TC, then spun wrenches all night in rainy 37-degree weather. Race-day morning, the engine was in and running, and the team went on to finish in the #20 spot.

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The No Prayer of Finishing trophy went to those rotary-powered guys from Michigan...

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...Team PBRD/Car and Driver! Even though they were in the No Prayer of Finishing class, Team PBRD came in 6th overall! While the RX-7s did much better at Thunderhill than they did at Altamont, it's no picnic getting one to hold together for a race this grueling.

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If your car looks like it has a shot at contending, it gets put in the Prayer of Winning class. This time around, that prize goes to the team that ended up winning it all:

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Team Red Meat and Poontang, who piloted their damn-near-stock '99 Protege to victory. And that's all for now- keep checking in and you'll see more of these fine automobiles and the hoons steely-eyed racers who run them!


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Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:45:00 EST Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=339347&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Old Cars In Square America ]]> The website Square America showcases an obsessive collector's- wait, we mean curator's- vast selection of found photographs from the first three-quarters of the 20th century (most of them in the old Brownie-style square format, hence the site's name), including some great car-themed stuff. Warning: this site is a hazard to workplace productivity [Square America, via BoingBoing]

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Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:30:00 EST Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=338387&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Robert Williams Site Goes Live ]]> I'm still kicking myself for loaning my copy of Williams' Visual Addiction to some schmuck who never returned it, but even that twinge of pain is eased by the joy of perusing the God Of HoonArt's new site. Yes, it's all Flash (booo!) but the content is good enough to compensate. [Robert Williams Studio, via BoingBoing]

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Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:30:00 EST Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=337120&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Plymouth Hoonage From Walker Canada ]]> After seeing how much we all liked the decals based on his driveshaft-through-the-skull safety symbol, our South Carolina-based artist friend Walker Player Canada took a break from wrenching on his vast collection of vintage iron (which includes a 1950 Plymouth) and created this piece. So far it's untitled, but I think Disc Brakes Are For Cowards would work well.

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Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:30:00 EST Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=334917&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ $2.8 million Ivory-Carved Dragon BMW Speaks for Itself ]]> Some carved vehicles are okay, but this one by Folk artist Su Zhongyang, definitely isn't. You see, Su spends a lot of time carving dragons into ivory and yak bone. The carvings themselves doesn't look too bad, especially if you check out some of close-ups in the gallery below. However, it's what he did with the carvings that is truly horrifying. As if you can't already tell, the carvings are plastered all over this BMW 3-series that's already on the Tammy Faye-side of the gaudy meter, thanks to the excessive usage of gold and even diamonds. Surprisingly, the ivory rock only adds another 600 pounds or so to the vehicles curb weight, having a who-knows-what effect to the performance. The car's on display in Guangzhou's Zhenhai Tower, if anyone feels compelled to see this thing in person. [Born Rich]

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Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:15:00 EST Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=333649&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ What Would Noam Drive? ]]> Why, a custom van, of course! And, man, the onion-like layers of conceptual heaviosity involved with this painting; since our commenters are a bunch of Wittgenstein-quoting theorists, we're sure Brandon Bird's Signifier and Signified will be food for some serious thought this fine Wednesday morning. Thanks to Teargas for the tip! [BrandonBird.com]

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Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:00:00 EST Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=319305&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Supposed Artist Cubes Porsche 911 ]]>
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."
I have no context or info on this as my German is not yet good enough and the shock would have prevented translation anyway. Apparently the leftover 997 cube went on display in Bregens last October. May the artist involved be sent to the ring of hell where you are repeatedly dipped in piping hot 10W40. We've been seeing far too much Verstoemmelung in the last few days. When will the chain of violence end?


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Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:08:27 EDT bwojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=295933&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tuner Mercedes 350 CLS: The ART GTR 374 ]]> The tuning floor at the Frankfurt auto show will be packed to the rafters with tweakage this year. There, among the Brabus and AC Schnitzers, will be upstarts like Nuremberg's ART, a firm not known for restraint. But with its latest tuning job, performed on the Mercedes 350 CLS — the GTR 374 — the company's putting on a more serious face. A DTM-style body kit over redline rims and black racing stripes gives it a more earthbound look than some of the company's other creations. Under the hood, a supercharger system increases horsepower to 374 and torque to 376 lb-ft. Inside, it's a festival of ultra-suede, naturally. We'll get a reading from the Messe floor, next month. [via World Car Fans]

Press Release:

ART GTR 374

Mercedes Benz CLS-class models are indeed one of the most interesting vehicle successes. This rather elegant glider can be turned into a sportier street burner. A.R.T. makes this possible through an exceedingly successful aerodynamic kit combined with DTM sport resemblance. With help of a compressor kit, A.R.T. transforms the CLS 350 to GTR 374 with distinctively more power. Inside, occupants wallow in luxury and through the power enhancement, allow themselves to be swept away.
Under pressure

A technical highlight is found under the hood. The 3,5 litre V6 from the CLS350 receives forced air breath from A.R.T. with aide of a AK35 supercharger system. It displays a charge-air cooling system including heat exchanger and is equipped with a special ribbed poly V-belt. Naturally, A.R.T. pays particular attention to engine electronics and increases the Vmax limitations. With its 374 HP, the GTR374 can race significantly quicker than the standard version. The increase of torque to 510 Nm makes vehicle passing just a finger exercise. The power enhancement is accentuated with a rumbling sound creating goose-bumps caused by four double-walled tailpipes (100mm) from the A.R.T. anti-corrosion stainless steel sport exhaust system along with metal catalysts.
Sporty look with DTM racing touch

The CLS 350 is converted by A.R.T. to a significantly sportier GTR374 vehicle without altering any of it's characteristic elegance. The Nuremberg-based specialists with pure accomplish this with an aerodynamic kit containing pure racing genes. It comprised of a series of widening measures providing the GRT374 and even sturdier look and a light DTM racing touch. It contains special customized, broadened fenders inclusive warm air outlet vents front, widened side skirts, widened car doors plus broadened rear side panels with integrated air inlets located in front the rear wheels. Through A.R.T. lift-reducing front spoiler bumper with distinctive double-lip edge and accessory double-headlight-set (incl. bend lighting), plus new slated Lamella grille without MB-star, the GTR374 leaves a striking impression of a bully appearance. A.R.T. matches the rear with this look by the addition of a rear bumper skirt with diffuser reminiscent of motor sports vehicle with suited molded recess for an A.R.T. 4-pipe sports exhaust system. Likewise know-how from sports racing is represented with the rear lip spoiler jutting off the trunk.
Optimal agility and individual wheels

Since the CLS is not exactly a lightweight, to provide more optimal agility A.R.T. widens the tracks in front to 70 mm and even more in back to 80 mm. Additionally, A.R.T. scheduled a vehicle customization and built in a sport suspension lowering the center of gravity to 40 mm.

A.R.T. completed the external tuning with ARTstar2 - light alloy rims. A.R.T. built-in these three-part wheels front in size 9Jx20", and size 10Jx20" in back. The six star forming spokes provide sufficient intake air flow to the brakes system. A.R.T. succeeds with the finish "NANO black satin matt", in providing a striking contrast to the bolts; a further visual highlight. With the wide tires, 255/30R20 front and 305/25R20 rear, the large torque of the V6 motor can be brought to asphalt problem-free.
A.R.T. highlights

An even more individualized look is achieved by A.R.T. with headlights "Bi-XENON-NERO" with active bend lighting. Above and beyond this A.R.T. replaced all vehicle lettering and emblems through their own stroke of hand leaving only the vehicle's basic form still recognisable. As final step A.R.T. offers a special finishing with racing sport stripes design.

An absolute show stopper, yet very practical effect is scored by A.R.T. with STEPLIGHTS that mark opened vehicle doors outlining sideskirt contours on their top sides allowing getting into the vehicle easier under poor visability conditions. The STEPLIGHTS are made of light blue electroluminescent light stripes in highly polished stainless steel. In the vehicle entry area are additional light blue illuminated entry ledges with A.R.T.-logo of highly polished and brushed stainless steel; an additional highlight.
Ambience of pure luxury

For the interior, A.R.T. combined ambience of pure luxury to motor sports ingredients. With the ergonomic shaped steering wheel made of suede, the GTR 374 driver has everything perfectly under control. Optionally, one may steer with the A.R.T. tipfunction / shift buttons steering wheel in carbon look, available for 7-speed automatic transmission versions: 7G-Tronic. The A.R.T. carbon fiber features (complete dashboard, ashtray mask, mask above ashtray, gear selection lever, floor shift, louver blinds for rear storage space), keep drivers in the spirit of motor sports racing. The A.R.T. leather /alcantara ultra-seude furnishings with contrast stitching for middle console, head rests, rear central console, gear shift knob with shift cover, and arm rests, and the alcantara ultra-suede furnishings of the roof liner and door liner, generate an A.R.T. comfortable atmosphere. With a variety of accessories such as stainless steel entry ledges for the front doors with illuminated A.R.T.-logo (see above), or speedometer in white underlay with a scale up to 360 km/h, A.R.T. continues to set high noble standards.

The A.R.T. team certainly doesn't feel limited to being committed to just above described features program. For those preferring an individualized CLS appearance, the A.R.T. team implements requests with complete competence as well.

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Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:25:00 EDT Mike Spinelli http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=293041&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Student Builds '65 Mustang from 4,000 Beer Cans ]]> One of the benefits to alcoholism is the sheer quantity raw materials you can accumulate. And considering aluminum is the weight-saving metal of choice among carmakers, perhaps it would behoove the auto industry to be run by a bunch of drunks. That's not to say the guy who built this '65 Mustang facsimile out of Bud cans is an alky, but the 23-year-old UK design student did put down a Budweiser four-pack each day for three years, collecting 4,000 cans for his Mustang project. It sure beats the hell out of our own "beer can scale model of the East Rutherford, New Jersey interchange" we once built for a friend as a travel aid. It didn't help; he's still out there somewhere. [Carscoop]

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Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:27:20 EDT Mike Spinelli http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=285189&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Vintage Bulgarian Racing Hoonage, Captured On Canvas! ]]> While researching the amazing Sofia B Bulgarian sports car, I ran across this fine painting by Ivan Kolev, entitled Dramatic Scene From The First Balkan Race (1929). Check out the doomed occupants of the yellow car- Mr. Kolev is the Bulgarian Robert Williams!

Bulgarian Car History Art [carhistorybg.com]

Related:
Jalopnik Holiday Gift Guide: The Hot Rod World of Robt. Williams [internal]

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Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:00:00 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=277579&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Econobar! ]]>

So we've all seen cheesy frat-boy watering holes with the front end of, say, a '58 Corvette turned into decor and hung on the wall like the head of a dead animal. Big yawn. But howzabout this here bar crafted from a '61 Ford Econoline van's snout? It's freakin' beautiful! And it goes without saying that the headlights function.

Van of the Week-Pt. 2: Rollie's Econobar [Cap'n Scurvy's Treasure Chest, via BoingBoing and Coop]

Related:
Downforce in the Den: Porsche 917 Couch [internal]

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Tue, 22 May 2007 16:30:14 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=262608&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Robert Bechtle: Detroit Iron Under East Bay Skies ]]>

As an artist best-known for his photorealistic painting of a '74 Torino wagon parked in an Alameda driveway, Robert Bechtle definitely gets the coveted Jalopnik Approved Artist Certification. Bechtle didn't (and doesn't) limit himself to just the Torino when it comes to subject matter, however; check out SFMOMA's interactive gallery in the link below for paintings featuring Novas, Thunderbirds, even a Triumph. Some may say his work reflects the inherent contradictions in the American Dream, with overtones of postwar ennui, but we know it's really about the cars.

Robert Bechtle: A Retrospective [San Francisco Museum of Modern Art]

Related:
Paintblogging With Coop! [internal]

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Fri, 18 May 2007 18:30:22 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=261792&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Valveater And Shot Wheels: Wacky Packages For Gearheads ]]>

Any American who was a kid in the early-to-mid-70s can tell you all about Wacky Packages, those bubble-gum trading card/stickers that represented everything that was good and true in life, with their puerile-yet-insightful humor and Art Spiegelman illustrations. Each series had a single super-rare card; I recall an all-day negotiation between a couple of kids over whether the Rabid Shave card was worth trading straight-up for a Corgi James Bond Aston Martin with ejector seat (it wasn't). A fair number of the cards had car-related themes; follow the jump to see a sampling...

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The Wacky Packages Website [wackypackages.org]

Related:
CARToons: Muscle Car Comic Madness [internal]

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Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:05:21 EDT Murilee Martin http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=245812&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ We Got Your Art Car Right Here ]]> With camera in hand at a mere eighteen years old, Paul Novak captured in black-and-white glory what American racing used to mean as publicity photographer at Playland Speedway in Council Bluffs, Iowa. Racing back in the '70s at Playland meant jeans, t-shirts, barely held together junkyard specials, and fistfights in the stands thanks to cheap malt liquor. A collection Playland Speedway photographs shot by Novak will be on display at the Modernica Gallery here in Los Angeles from March 15-April 14, with a reception for the artist tonight. We're unsure if malt liquor will be served or if fistfights will be allowed.

Playland Speedway 1974 at Modernica [Modernicaprops.net]

Related:
If Only NASCAR Was Still This Cool: '79 Daytona 500 Finale [Internal]

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Thu, 15 Mar 2007 13:53:36 EDT Mike Bumbeck http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=244500&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jalopnik Weekend: How Much Good Could A Good Man Do If A Good Man Could Do Good? ]]>

Turns out, lots. Driving home on the Arroyo Seco last night (the portion of the 110 between Pasadena and Highland Park) I began realizing just how much of my life I will soon be spending on the world's first freeway. Inside Line is HQ'd in the People's Republic of Santa Monica, meaning that starting Monday not only will I have to deal with the shitty 10, but also the staggering volume of traffic that goes through the 4-level Interchange (think the beginning of Falling Down when "D Fens" abandons his Chevette) and then up the Pasadena (aka the 110 North). Though it used to be worse. Jump, por favor.

In one of the most totally selfless acts in recorded human history, an artist named Richard Ankrom got mad as hell at the traffic and was not going to take it any more. Here's the whole wiki story;

In 2001, Richard Ankrom, a local artist, who got lost trying to get onto Interstate 5 North from the northbound 110 Freeway because there was no clear official signage labeling access to the 5 North, solved his frustration by covertly modifying one of the overhead signs on the freeway just before the tunnels. Using official government sign specifications, Ankrom fabricated two sign pieces, one being an Interstate marker shield with the number '5' on it, and one with the word "NORTH", and affixed them to the left side of the sign. He performed his modifications in broad daylight, disguised as a CalTrans worker. In that district Caltrans has 3 sign crews, each thinking one of the other two crews did the installation. After nine months, at Ankrom's request, the Los Angeles Downtown News broke the story.

Prior to Ankrom's work, the only signage directing motorists to the 5 North off-ramp came at a quarter-mile before the exit, thus forcing many to merge across multiple lanes in a very short distance. The unofficial modifications remain on the sign to this day, after having been inspected by CalTrans to ensure they would not fall off onto the road below

Some morons (i.e. local politicians) wanted to bring charges against Ankrom because he broke the law. However, if I had been mayor, this dude would have had the God damn key to the city. And a star on the walk of fame. And a lifetime gift certificate to Tommy's. And a go-to-the-front-of-the-line pass for Pink's. And a box-seat at the Bowl. And the right to kick West Hollywood meter maids in the nuts. Anyhow, he was never charged with anything and the signage still stands. And dumb people wonder why we need artists.

Artwork by Richard Ankrom [ankrom.org]

Related:
America's First Freeway: The 110 [Internal]

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Sat, 10 Feb 2007 21:22:34 EST Jonny Lieberman http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=235627&view=rss&microfeed=true