Used Armored Bank Trucks Become Hilariously Expensive Rap Star Limos

Ever wonder what happens to those chunky armored trucks you see carrying cash between banks? Like every other business asset they get auctioned off when they're used up, and a few have been converted into ridiculous(ly awesome?) rolling night clubs. » 12/18/14 4:58pm 12/18/14 4:58pm

LA Kings Paraded The Stanley Cup Around With A Badass Armored Motorcade

Los Angeles is totally jacked up over their Stanley Cup victory just a few days ago, and might have had the coolest "trophy transport truck" of any sports victory parade I've seen. » 6/19/14 10:25am 6/19/14 10:25am

You'll Want To Get Shot At In This Land Rover

The new armored Land Rover Discovery 4 combines rugged style with bomb-resistant materials to create a luxurious ride for high-value targets like diplomats or anyone who votes Carla off another Top Chef season (I'm looking at you, Colicchio). » 12/22/10 3:30pm 12/22/10 3:30pm

Lord Humongous Rides Again! Six-Wheeled Death Machine Recreated

Lord Humongous' armored killer buggy is a solid contender for the title of "Most Jalopnik Vehicle Ever Made." It's built the exact way it should've been: In an all-out garage thrash. More evil inside. » 3/10/09 4:20pm 3/10/09 4:20pm

KNIGHT XV: World's Biggest Fully-Armored Bio-Fuel-Powered SUV Gets…

At 7’4” tall, 18’1” long and 8’2” wide, the KNIGHT XV is one big honkin’ bio-fuel powered SUV. Did we mention it was armored too? Thanks to a 6.8 liter V10 that runs on something nebulously called “Biofuel” it claims to be green, but we estimate its mileage to be in the low single digits. That’s a lot of liquid corn.… » 11/04/08 2:40pm 11/04/08 2:40pm

Armored BMW M5: Brazil Edition

The BMW M5 is a perfect choice for the man who has everything. That same man who lives in Brazil and wants to keep it that way, sends out his M5 to get armored. 35 large added handy items like bulletproof glass, and a voice system so that the driver and passengers can speak to potential criminals without rolling down… » 5/01/07 2:00pm 5/01/07 2:00pm

New Toy for Danger Boys: Combat T-98

For those whose daily commute involves the threat of assassination or kidnapping, and even those who aren't from Camden, New Jersey but want to feel like they are, the Combat T-98 is a new choice in full-sized SUVs. Touted to be the fastest armored four-wheeler in the world, the T-98 is powered by GM's massive 8.1… » 10/31/05 2:28pm 10/31/05 2:28pm