Ever wonder what happens to those chunky armored trucks you see carrying cash between banks? Like every other business asset they get auctioned off when they're used up, and a few have been converted into ridiculous(ly awesome?) rolling night clubs.
Los Angeles is totally jacked up over their Stanley Cup victory just a few days ago, and might have had the coolest "trophy transport truck" of any sports victory parade I've seen.
The new armored Land Rover Discovery 4 combines rugged style with bomb-resistant materials to create a luxurious ride for high-value targets like diplomats or anyone who votes Carla off another Top Chef season (I'm looking at you, Colicchio).
Lord Humongous' armored killer buggy is a solid contender for the title of "Most Jalopnik Vehicle Ever Made." It's built the exact way it should've been: In an all-out garage thrash. More evil inside.
The BMW M5 is a perfect choice for the man who has everything. That same man who lives in Brazil and wants to keep it that way, sends out his M5 to get armored. 35 large added handy items like bulletproof glass, and a voice system so that the driver and passengers can speak to potential criminals without rolling down…
For those whose daily commute involves the threat of assassination or kidnapping, and even those who aren't from Camden, New Jersey but want to feel like they are, the Combat T-98 is a new choice in full-sized SUVs. Touted to be the fastest armored four-wheeler in the world, the T-98 is powered by GM's massive 8.1…