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Click here to read Calling All Car Freaks: <i>Jalopnik</i> Needs Interns

Calling All Car Freaks: Jalopnik Needs Interns

Like cars? Know how to work a computer without setting the building on fire? Can you communicate in English without getting into a fistfight? Jalopnik needs you! More »

02/03/10

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Click here to read <i>Jalopnik</i> Commenters Hold Comment-a-thon For Accord Wagon Owner-In-Need

Jalopnik Commenters Hold Comment-a-thon For Accord Wagon Owner-In-Need

In response to our question "What Car Would You Preserve Forever?" commenter RyGuy chose the 1993 Accord Wagon he's unable to afford the repairs for. Jalopnik commenters moved quickly, helping him raise the money right here.

01/18/10

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By Matt Hardigree

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The Awesomeness Manifesto

Much like the auto industry, Jalopnik has lost its way. It's time to get back on track with a simple mission: regain our snarky, just-shy-of-libertarian voice, and then use it to create a new generation of car enthusiasts. Let's roll. More »

01/08/10

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By Ray Wert

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Click here to read Aww... Fudge: Happy Holidays From <i>Jalopnik</i>!

Aww... Fudge: Happy Holidays From Jalopnik!

Team Jalopnik wants to wish you and yours a healthy, happy and safe holiday today. Although we'll probably not be posting we want to hear from you. Tell us what you got or are giving in the comments below.

12/25/09

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Click here to read A Quick Note On <i>Jalopnik</i> "Holiday" Programming

A Quick Note On Jalopnik "Holiday" Programming

If you're sick of Yule logs and Christmas carolers, team Jalopnik — or at least one of us who doesn't believe Jesus is magic — will be here all day. So stick around!

12/24/09

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Vote Early, Vote Often: Ray Needs To Win Some Pointless Crap

It's the end of the year, and everyone knows what that means: polls. Mediaite's hosting a poll to name the top online editor of 2009. Cast your vote! Why? Because Wert (along with his big mouth) is on it. [Mediaite]

12/23/09

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Happy Thanksgiving, Enjoy Your Engine Hoist Turkey Deep Fry!

In addition to these ten cars and five of these ten deals, we're also thankful we're not working today. In the meantime, here's Bumbeck's guide to deep-frying your turkey using an engine hoist for the dippin'. Enjoy and be safe!

11/26/09

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Click here to read 500 HP Week Heralds New <em>Jalopnik Reviews</em> Format

500 HP Week Heralds New Jalopnik Reviews Format

What seemed an unattainable production car power figure — 500 HP — only a decade ago is now available in sedans to SUVs to luxury convertibles. This week we're only reviewing cars with 500 HP+. Also, a new review format! More »

11/16/09

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By Wes Siler

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This Man Has Eaten Entirely Too Much Candy

I had planned to use this space to say something clever, but last night, I ate my weight in Sour Patch Kids and pulled an all-nighter watching rally videos on YouTube. Tired? Yes. But I'm also Jalopnik's newest contributing writer. More »

11/09/09

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#cartweets

Follow us on Twitter: @Jalopnik, @raywert, @madmatter33, @HellForLeather, @benwojdyla

11/09/09

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What Car Color's The Craziest?

To complete today's bout of self-referrentialism, the New York Times ran my article on "crazy car colors" — check out the great slide-show and see how I got the name of a porno into a NYT article. [NYT]

10/22/09

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Jalopnik Introduces Open Forums

Click here to read <i>Jalopnik</i> Introduces Open Forums

Car-obsessive commenters — since we opened up Jalopnik four years ago — have influenced our site more than is acknowledged and sometimes more than is comfortable. More »

10/15/09

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Take This Job And Shove It, For The Moment: Happy Labor Day From Jalopnik!

To properly honor the American worker, we'll be working half-speed the rest of today. Murilee's calloused and capable hands will bring you a full weekend of content, plus expect a feature or two on Monday. Be safe now!

09/04/09

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By John Krewson

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Royal Oak Meetup At Noir Leather's Free "Bikini Car Wash"

Ladies and gentlemen of the Detroit metro area: Interested in getting a car wash from models decked out in the latest fetish fashions of Noir Leather while meeting Jalopnik staff? Okay, we know one's a bigger draw than the other. More »

08/18/09

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By Ben Wojdyla

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Sorry! We forgot to feed the hamsters this weekend; intermittent comment, site issues persisting.

08/03/09

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Introducing Jalopnik's Newest Upgrade!

It's been almost two years since I took this gig running Jalopnik. In that time I've found we've become so big I can't steer it alone anymore. Luckily, I've found the right person for Deputy Editor — John Krewson. More »

07/28/09

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#pickyourpoison

Are you twatting following Jalopnik on Twitter, Facebook and E-mail yet?

07/15/09

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Comments are having issues at the moment. We're working on it. Sorry! UPDATE: They're back!

07/14/09

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Welcome To Jalopnik Commenting 2.0!

Jalopnik's comments have long stood out amid the illiterate abuse and empty-headed faux-wit of the internet automotiverse. We're going to make sure it stays that way — by putting you in charge. Also, the ability to edit comments. Seriously. More »

07/09/09

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Happy Fourth Of July From Jalopnik!

Click here to read Happy Fourth Of July From <em>Jalopnik</em>!

Jalopnik would like to wish you a happy fourth of July weekend. We'll still have our regular weekend action, but we'll be taking the rest of the day off. Enjoy the fireworks, BBQ and this Auto Insider-produced video.

07/03/09

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