Hey there, teens. Let me “rap” at you for just a second. Now, I know what it’s like to be a busy modern teen. It wasn’t that long ago that I was one myself! I know you’re preoccupied with the latest N64 game, going to rainbow parties and rocking out to Moby with your buds, but I’ve got some important news today: …
America: it’s the greatest country in America, besides Texas. And today we honor this fine nation’s birthday with barbecue, fireworks, and in the case of Jalopnik, a day’s worth of stories about sweet, glorious patriotic horsepower.
Everyone say congratulations to Jalopnik’s own Robb Holland, because at the Pikes Peak International Hill Climb this past weekend he and his team beat the course’s front-wheel drive record in that insane-looking Audi TTRS.
Jalopnik’s first ever 25-hour party went off without a hitch, which is more than I can say for Toyota. The LeManstravaganza, presented by Porsche, brought hundreds of people together to watch the festivities and a surprising number actually stuck around for the whole damn thing. Here’s what you missed if you weren’t…
We’re five hours into our 24 Hour LeManstravaganza at Jalopnik HQ in Manhattan and the party is going strong! About 100 people (seriously) have stopped by so far to watch the race on our giant screen, engage in bitter Forza battles, and pig out on French Toast. But the big highlight tonight will be car trivia, hosted…
When we said we were planning a 24-hour party for the 24 Hours of Le Mans, we didn’t just promise to show you the race. We promised to feed you. It’s going to be insane.
Much to the chagrin of haters everywhere—whom I fully expect will cry themselves to sleep upon hearing this—Jalopnik continues to exist today despite a bit of news you may have seen. And we’re not going anywhere.
If you’re one of the approximately 17 people who hasn’t seen the new Top Gear yet, your hardworking Jalopnik staff is doing a liveblog of the show’s U.S. premiere on BBC America tonight. We’ll be here at 9 p.m. ET/8 p.m. CT if you want to join us in lambasting—I mean watching the new show.
You could spend the weekend of June 18th mowing your lawn, lazily watching the Golf Channel on the couch, or avoiding talking to your spouse. Or you could come to New York and party with us for 24 hours straight during the greatest race in the entire world—the 24 Hours of Le Mans.
Do you love cars, speed, technology, and telling great stories about those things? Are you a fast, smart, creative writer with a commitment to truth and kicking the asses that need to be kicked? Do you waste your entire work day on Jalopnik as it is? My friend, we want to talk to you.
Foxtrot Alpha should not have been a success. A defense site on a car blog? Why the hell would anyone want to do that? And who the hell would even want to read it?
You know how I knew the Great Jalopnik Throwdown over driverless cars would be good? Because it started almost immediately with a diatribe from Jason Torchinsky about robotic car enslavement. And Alex Roy talking about how he’ll stash motorcycles all over the city to do “a social good” if banning cars becomes an…
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Hey, you kids like the Nissan GT-R? Of course you do. Be sure to be on Jalopnik at 10:30 a.m. EST today, because Nissan’s chief product guy for the GT-R Hiroshi Tamura will be around to answer your questions. Ask him whatever you want then about the 2017 GT-R, Skylines, his own 600 HP R32, and anything else that might…
Do you like to see sleep-deprived hacks mumble nonsense about cars? Follow us on Facebook—we’ll be doing Facebook Live videos from the New York Auto Show.
If you’re in Austin tonight, there’s only one place you should be, and that’s The Great Jalopnik Throwdown at SXSW. We’re going to talk autonomous cars, we’re going to talk the future of driving, we’re going to hang out, and we’re going to listen to killer music. What’s better than that?
How would I describe The Great Jalopnik Throwdown At SXSW? It’s like a TED Talk, involving cars, but everyone took acid beforehand. And with a DJ and some really great music. You have to come, and you have to RSVP right away.
Are you going to be in Austin for SXSW? You could spend big bucks on a badge to hear the startup crowd bloviate about #disrupting, or you could come to Jalopnik’s big throwdown instead! The Great Jalopnik Throwdown at SXSW is coming Monday, March 14, from 6-10 p.m.