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    Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston

    We Never Knew We "Wanted" To See Angelina Jolie Draped Over The Hood Of A Dodge Viper

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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    Nearly 21,000 hits. Hey Ray, how about you replace all of your Transformers posts with stuff about Danica. I bet that'd generate enough revenue for 24/7 Murlopnik.


    Better still, maybe GM should name a car after Danica Patrick.


    Carpocalypse solved! Just make sure you airbrush out the tramp stamp.

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    If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    For the love of Jesus Christmas, who cares? They all need to go away.
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    pres was starred pres was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    Too bad the young, indignant Sally Fields wasn't available.
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    Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was starred Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet was unstarred
    Image of OldTowneTavern OldTowneTavern
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    If she loses inches in height due to the G forces, will she allow herself to be played by Rhea Pearlman?


    How about the short guy from Top Gear?

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    Image of danio3834 danio3834
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    oops, wrong gawker.
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    danio3834 was starred danio3834 was unstarred
    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    Am I the only one here who fancies Aniston over Jolie? I just find Jolie to be creepy.


    SHE WEIRDS ME OUT, MAN.


    Megan Fox is OK, but not the megababe everyone makes her out to be.


    Fuck, this is Jalop, goddammit, why are we talking about chicks?!

    Yes, I know the addage: if it's got tits or wheels, it's gonna be trouble.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/19/09

    @Plecostomus - A monument to failure:


    No.


    Agreed.


    Yes she is.


    Because we can.


    Amen, brother.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    I want everyone here to stare at the double picture at the top of this page for at least one minute. Then tell me you aren't thinking "(insert your name here) sandwich".
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    02/19/09

    @aSoundofSleep: There isn't enough blood in my head to think anything at all
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    Aniston and Jolie are both too tall. Kelly Stables, on the other hand, would be perfect.

    [www.imdb.com]
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    Six Flags Over Tomsk was starred Six Flags Over Tomsk was unstarred
    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    There is only one person who can play someone who can promote themselves as much as Danica can.........................Scott Monty
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    Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was starred Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was unstarred
    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    I wonder if Jill Wagner is on her list???
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    Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was starred Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it was unstarred
    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/19/09

    @Bento needs a 20 billion dollar bailout: She's on mine.
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    Image of Omaxem Omaxem
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    Aniston vs Jolie? Pffftt... Dame Judy Dench would kick both their asses AND win an Oscar.
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    02/19/09

    @Omaxem: Right on! She's effin awesome.


    That's "Judi", though.

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    Stripper Pole Position: The Danica Patrick Story-


    Staring Justin Long, as Danica,


    and Mickey Rourke as Lug Nutterson; her loyal mechanic and life coach.

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/19/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: You sir have been hypothetically re-hearted
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    02/19/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: On The Colbert Report the other day, he was talking about Mickey and said "hey do we have a picture of Mickey?" and they threw this up:



    I just about peed my pants.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/19/09

    @the artist formerly known as dolo54:


    You, sir, are going straight to hell for that pic. :p


    I am officially creeped out.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: Flip those two pics and you have it right.


    @the artist formerly known as dolo54: One of my wife's friends showed me that pic one day. I couldn't sleep for a week.

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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    02/19/09

    @the artist formerly known as dolo54:


    You bastard - I just ate lunch!

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    02/19/09

    @the artist formerly known as dolo54: Threw up, indeed.
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    beercheck was starred beercheck was unstarred
    Image of Old No.7 Old No.7
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    Whoever portrays Danica will have to take extensive training in lousy driving and hissy fits.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    I came here to bitch about you guys covering such a lame, TMZ-grade catty topic.


    But then I remembered why I like Jalopnik. You guys liven up even the dumbest news with such gems as: "one-woman African baby kidnapping gang".

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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    02/19/09

    @Mad_Science: But it still doesn't make up for the lack of a daily DOTS!
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    Triborough was starred Triborough was unstarred
    Image of Maymar Maymar
    02/19/09

    @Triborough: We could synergize with Jezebel, and ship Murilee down to L.A. to do SJOTS (Snap Judgement on the Street). Sadly, it'd probably be more Lindsay Lohan crawling out of a Porsche Cayenne rather than whoever they posted a couple days ago (last week?) with that old DeSoto, but it'd be a start.
     Reply
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    Image of Dsanders100 Dsanders100
    02/19/09

    In reply to Danica Patrick Sides with Brad Pitt, Chooses Angelina Jolie Over Jennifer Aniston
    I am so tired of hearing about Danica, now there is speculation that she will be driving in F1 on the new USF1 team...such crap, there are several actually qualified American drivers who could maybe offer competition given a good car but Danica would be chosen first because she is ....hot?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/19/09

    @Dsanders100: It's about marketing. Because Danica would generate media attention and might actually get Americans to watch Formula 1.


    Still, unless the USF1 car is competitive right out of the gate, she's probably better off staying with IndyCar for the sake of U.S. visibility.

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    Kid Twist was starred Kid Twist was unstarred
    Image of Joshuman Joshuman
    02/19/09

    @Kid Twist: Glad to see some actual conversation in this page-view masterpiece.


    I really, really, hope the USF1 teams takes advantage of some of the other talented drivers out there and stays well away from Danica. I'm not saying they can't pick an American driver but I am saying they need somebody who has enough experience in F1 to help them develop the car. Even one of the test drivers from the last few years would have a stronger positive impact on the team than a few press events surrounding Danica.

     Reply
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    02/19/09

    @joshman: Jonathan Summerton FTW!
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/19/09

    @joshman: Well, I'm pretty sure they won't be picking Scott Speed. It would be great to see an American youngster get the ride so that team and driver can grow up together.
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