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    Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
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    Image of solracer solracer
    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    has my TiVo been missing episodes or are folks getting their Top Gear fix some other way? I keep hearing about episodes that I've never seen and don't think I've missed any on BBC America.
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    12/30/08

    @solracer: Teh internets is your friend
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Brit celebs will now drive laps in a Tata Nano?


    I'll be suspicious of the 14th show if the cars they test are all one color with painted steelies and have overspray on the tires, a la the Dukes of Hazzard "city slicker car".

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    Image of petersterncan petersterncan
    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Actually, this isn't bad news... it means that they'll have to review more low-end cars... It's more entertaining for me to watch Clarkson mercilessly berate a car he thinks is crap.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    12/30/08

    @petersterncan: Chrysler does sell the Avengbring twins in Blighty...


    Maybe this is a blessing in disguise.

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    12/30/08

    @petersterncan: I agree! Tomsk is right, I can't wait to see him rip into a cheap Chrysler.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Clarkson: "I've got it! I'll just become mayor and you two councilers and we'll shut down the M4 to use as our track (not that anyone would notice due to road works and bus lanes anyway) and with the money we save from airport rentals, we could do 20 extra shows a year!"


    Richard: "Right, you, mayor, that would never work!"


    Clarkson: "Have you seen the people on council.. really, how hard could it be?"


    James: "You know, you might be onto something here. In 1923 in france an artist and a clergyman by the name of .... so that's how it's done in Japan!"


    Clarkson: "Richard, your right.. it'd be ambitious, but rubbish. We should just outsource to bollywood like everyone else, it's a former colony, they speak english right?"


    Richard: "I can't eat curry."


    Clarkson: "And on that bombshell, next week we're live from Mumbai!"

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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    They had a lot of fun and did hilarious things trying to destroy the old 'Yota pick up truck. Or race miniature cars again--these guys can be funny no matter what.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    The highest-rated, most-watched automotive show on television


    FAIL.


    How could you miss the opportunity for a Clarksonism?


    La:


    "The highest-rated, most watched automotive show...


    ...


    ...


    ...


    ...in the world."

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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Maybe it'll be as good as previous seasons. Top Gear isn't about the crazy big money stuff for me. In my mind, I could watch an entire season of Cheap Car Challenges, with the odd review of non-ultracar stuff. Luckily, the Isle of Man is closer than Botswana.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Perhaps they could recoup some funds by shearing James May's wavy locks, and selling them to a high-end wig maker. Not as much as a good set of ceramic brakes perhaps, but everything helps.
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Do they charge ticket prices for all those people standing around during the news and such? If so, sounds like time to increase ticket prices for those lucky audience SOBs.
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    12/30/08

    @YankBoffin: They don't. It's the BBC, so it has to be free by law.
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    12/30/08

    @A strolling player got SMACKed: Though I'm sure the scalpers are making an absolute killing what with the multi-decade waiting list and all.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    I so lol'ed @ the morse code

    sadly my morse code language is very bad
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    Image of CypressCarNut CypressCarNut
    12/30/08

    @TBM-Fan: Maybe I picked a lousy internet translator, but this is what came out as output...


    "EELEASE DTNEGT EET RID TF E. IEG IN LTVE EITH THE HASTER AND I DRIVE FASTI VRTTTT. AKE SURE NTU DRINK NTUR TVALTINE."

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    12/30/08

    @CypressCarNut- Sadly no CTS-V under the Tree: That's what I got, too. I was able to work out most of it, though.
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    Image of Daniel Phoenix Daniel Phoenix
    12/30/08

    @CypressCarNut- Sadly no CTS-V under the Tree: The autoformat for this website must have made two dashes into one of those long dashes, which is why the online translator was having issues...


    the fully translated version is "Please don't get rid of me. i'm in love with the hamster and i drive fast, vroooom. make sure you drink your ovaltine."

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    12/30/08

    @Daniel Phoenix: what's with the stig and ovaltine ? where was it referenced ?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    12/30/08

    @Daniel Phoenix: That's pretty close to what I made out of it.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/30/08

    @c0de: First, Stig would never say "please." Ever.


    As for the Ovaltine, that's from the US movie, "A Christmas Story."

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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Between this and Torchwood "cleaning up" their shows for the American audience, the last bastion of good television is rapidly going to shite... er, I mean *****
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    12/30/08

    @Gearhead_42: "...Torchwood "cleaning up"..."


    Damn! I was so looking forward to some full-frontal nudity and sex between Ianto and Captain Jack...

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    More scavenger hunts, LeMons style. A few seasons back (before Discovery channel stopped showing TG altogether), they had to find the best car they could for under ÂŁ500...then they did all sorts of road tests, finishing by crashing them into a brick and sand barrier. One of the funniest bits I've seen on the show.
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    12/30/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: ÂŁ100, even. The EU's car recycling laws would make LeMons waaay too easy over there.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/30/08

    @A strolling player got SMACKed: And frankly, it's a crock of shite.


    Did I say that out loud? Right, then. You too, Japan.

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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Next week on Top Gear...we test the new Tatu and Chery sedans.
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    12/30/08

    @OctaneBoaster: Still too expensive.


    "On tonight's episode, James gazes at the Bentley Continental though the showroom window, Richard tests his mum's Honda Jazz, and I'll find out which sports car is easiest to nick."

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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    Sell some Daleks on Ebay. That should free up some cash.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Top Gear Hit By Budget Cuts, Jeremy Clarkson’s Diarrhea Of The Mouth Intact
    when we only have a tenner left, will be utter, utter *****.


    SHITE is not a bad word in American English. I heard it the other night on network TV. Apparently the FCC is about as bright as the DMV with their vanity plate approvals.

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