Aww shit...
Get your towels ready, and grab yo'self a bottle (yeah!),
Everybody in the place hit the muthaf*ckin' throttle (yeah!),
But stay on your muthaf*ckin toes,
We amphibbin' this - LET'S GO!!!
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boooa-car-sumthinnn',
Take a good hard look at the muthaf*ckin boat (car, yeah!),
We're headin' to the water, so turn off 'lectrical switches,
Just sit yo' asses down & have a wine cooler, bizznitches,
I'm on a boat muthaf*cka,
Take a look at this thang shake,
Straight flowin on a carboat on the deep... blue... lake,
Bustin' two knots, wind whippin off my azzz,
You can't stop me there now homey,
Cause I got's a weekend RAMP PASS!!!
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boooooa-car-sumthinnn',
Take a good look at the muthaf*ckin carboat! (Yeah!),
(Sorry, I know it's been done, but I just can't resist doing a new permutation of that one :D ).
@KeyserSoze: I was thinking the same thing as you until I got to 2:28. If you just have a 24' Malibu, all of your bikini babes are going to jump ship to ride with two creepy old guys in a "chick magnet" WaterCar. #amphibiouscars
@RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment: Excellent. My fantasy practical combo would replace the boat with a camper. Unfortunately, making it a reality is about 20 years off for me.
@TR3-A: I don't think "practical" is verboten - it just has a different meaning. All of us here think the Vette/boat/truck is the pinnacle of practicality, but my wife would laugh me out of the room if I proposed that as a practical use of our (non-existent) surplus funds.
Sure, a separate boat and car would be cheaper, but this guy will get the laugh last when he drives straight into the lake and you have to take the time to drop in and unhook and end up getting eaten by the zombies.
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Get your towels ready, and grab yo'self a bottle (yeah!),
Everybody in the place hit the muthaf*ckin' throttle (yeah!),
But stay on your muthaf*ckin toes,
We amphibbin' this - LET'S GO!!!
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boooa-car-sumthinnn',
Take a good hard look at the muthaf*ckin boat (car, yeah!),
We're headin' to the water, so turn off 'lectrical switches,
Just sit yo' asses down & have a wine cooler, bizznitches,
I'm on a boat muthaf*cka,
Take a look at this thang shake,
Straight flowin on a carboat on the deep... blue... lake,
Bustin' two knots, wind whippin off my azzz,
You can't stop me there now homey,
Cause I got's a weekend RAMP PASS!!!
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
I'm on a boooooa-car-sumthinnn',
Take a good look at the muthaf*ckin carboat! (Yeah!),
(Sorry, I know it's been done, but I just can't resist doing a new permutation of that one :D ).
11/17/09
by DoucheMan.
I need to have my douche meters re-calibrated after this. #amphibiouscars
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All it lacks is fuzz guitar. #amphibiouscars
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(facepalm)
I'll go out on a limb and speak for everyone, how embarrassing...
For $200k, i'll buy a Z06 'vette, a 24' Malibu, and a F350 to pull it, and have money left over for beer and fuel... #boat #amphibiouscars
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#tips
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It seems I'm one toy hauler/camper away from being caught up with everyone who lives in CA/AZ, or at least the ones on the boat forums I frequent.
But I'd also need a Rino or Razr, dirt bikes, fake boobed wife and a giant home equity line on equity that is all now gone.
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This cynical barsted wants one
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Not sure if it's amphibious, but it looks a million times better.
10/07/09
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10/07/09
Also, here is the real Corvette speedboat.
10/07/09
That is awesome. But I still prefer an Amphicar.
10/07/09
@Buickboy92: Seconded.
I'm also decidedly partial to the Schwimmwagen.
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