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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/18/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that if you can swing $200K for anything, you have no trouble getting tail. Of course I have to guess.
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Aww shit...
    Get your towels ready, and grab yo'self a bottle (yeah!),
    Everybody in the place hit the muthaf*ckin' throttle (yeah!),
    But stay on your muthaf*ckin toes,
    We amphibbin' this - LET'S GO!!!

    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boooa-car-sumthinnn',
    Take a good hard look at the muthaf*ckin boat (car, yeah!),

    We're headin' to the water, so turn off 'lectrical switches,
    Just sit yo' asses down & have a wine cooler, bizznitches,

    I'm on a boat muthaf*cka,
    Take a look at this thang shake,
    Straight flowin on a carboat on the deep... blue... lake,
    Bustin' two knots, wind whippin off my azzz,
    You can't stop me there now homey,
    Cause I got's a weekend RAMP PASS!!!

    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat (an' drivin' in a car),
    I'm on a boat (I'm in a car),
    I'm on a boooooa-car-sumthinnn',
    Take a good look at the muthaf*ckin carboat! (Yeah!),

    (Sorry, I know it's been done, but I just can't resist doing a new permutation of that one :D ).
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    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 11/17/09 9:50 PM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    watercar.com...

    by DoucheMan.

    I need to have my douche meters re-calibrated after this. #amphibiouscars
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    Image of Blue387 Blue387
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Car? What car? #amphibiouscars
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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/17/09

    @Blue387: The coloring of the second one had me thinking 'buoyant poop'. #amphibiouscars
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/17/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I was thinking about poopers, too. #amphibiouscars
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    Image of fuhteng fuhteng
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Did anyone else think porn-music when they heard it? #amphibiouscars
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment fuhteng was starred fuhteng was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/17/09

    @fuhteng: Exactly.

    All it lacks is fuzz guitar. #amphibiouscars
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    Image of smokyburnout smokyburnout
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Forget flamboyant... Plain old bouyant would have been enough to solve his problems.
     Reply
    philibuster promoted this comment Edited by smokyburnout at 11/17/09 5:54 PM smokyburnout was starred smokyburnout was unstarred
    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    11/17/09

    In reply to Bugatti Guy Should Have Bought A Watercar
    Sigh. Why, why, why.

    (facepalm)

    I'll go out on a limb and speak for everyone, how embarrassing...

    For $200k, i'll buy a Z06 'vette, a 24' Malibu, and a F350 to pull it, and have money left over for beer and fuel... #boat #amphibiouscars
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    tempesjo promoted this comment KeyserSoze was starred KeyserSoze was unstarred
    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    11/17/09

    @KeyserSoze: I was thinking the same thing as you until I got to 2:28. If you just have a 24' Malibu, all of your bikini babes are going to jump ship to ride with two creepy old guys in a "chick magnet" WaterCar. #amphibiouscars
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    11/17/09

    @tempesjo: But they'll be back... Trust me, they'll be back.... #amphibiouscars
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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    11/17/09

    @KeyserSoze: I like the way you think. But you might be too practical for this site. #amphibiouscars
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    Image of KeyserSoze KeyserSoze
    11/17/09

    @TR3-A: I've been accused of alot of things, but that's not one of them. What a horrible thing to say. :-) #amphibiouscars
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    11/17/09

    @TR3-A: I'm in the right place if owning a Corvette, a boat, and a super duty truck is considered "too practical." #amphibiouscars
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    Image of RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment
    11/18/09

    @tempesjo: I have all 3 of those (well, mines a GMC HD, and the boat not a stupid ski boat). So yeah, this is a practical combo!
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    tempesjo promoted this comment RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment was starred RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment was unstarred
    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    11/18/09

    @RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment: Excellent. My fantasy practical combo would replace the boat with a camper. Unfortunately, making it a reality is about 20 years off for me.
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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    11/18/09

    @tempesjo: HA! I haven't got any of those. Not because I am too practical but too broke. I guess the word "practical" is verboten around here! B^)

    #tips
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    11/18/09

    @TR3-A: I don't think "practical" is verboten - it just has a different meaning. All of us here think the Vette/boat/truck is the pinnacle of practicality, but my wife would laugh me out of the room if I proposed that as a practical use of our (non-existent) surplus funds.
     Reply
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    Image of RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment
    11/18/09

    @tempesjo:

    It seems I'm one toy hauler/camper away from being caught up with everyone who lives in CA/AZ, or at least the ones on the boat forums I frequent.

    But I'd also need a Rino or Razr, dirt bikes, fake boobed wife and a giant home equity line on equity that is all now gone.
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    Image of Joe-Btfsplk Joe-Btfsplk
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever
    Should sell well in New Orleans.....a car for all seasons.
     Reply
    skitter promoted this comment Joe-Btfsplk was starred Joe-Btfsplk was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever
    Ram front with a Vette arse. I would never of though such an amalgamation would ever work so well.

    This cynical barsted wants one
     Reply
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever
    He painted one of them monkey-butt red, I see.
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    Edited by bmoreDLJ at 10/07/09 4:33 PM bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of GreenN_Gold GreenN_Gold
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever
    Sure, a separate boat and car would be cheaper, but this guy will get the laugh last when he drives straight into the lake and you have to take the time to drop in and unhook and end up getting eaten by the zombies.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever
    Are head restraints not mandatory?
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever

    Not sure if it's amphibious, but it looks a million times better.
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    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/07/09


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    High Speed Indeed was starred High Speed Indeed was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/07/09


    Also, here is the real Corvette speedboat.
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    Image of Buickboy92 Buickboy92
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever

    That is awesome. But I still prefer an Amphicar.
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    Deartháir II: The Return promoted this comment Buickboy92 was starred Buickboy92 was unstarred
    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    10/07/09


    @Buickboy92: Seconded.

    I'm also decidedly partial to the Schwimmwagen.
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    Image of Buickboy92 Buickboy92
    10/07/09

    @Deartháir II: The Return: Oh, I love that one. Most amphibious cars I like, but they have to be classic though. I think they are just better.
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    Edited by Buickboy92 at 10/07/09 3:27 PM Buickboy92 was starred Buickboy92 was unstarred
    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/07/09

    In reply to Corvette-Powered Python: Fastest Amphibious Vehicle Ever
    Great, now we can auger into rock walls on either land or sea.
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