Mini Cooper Covered In One Million Swarovski Crystals... Is Proud To Be An American?

Who knew an art car (made by two Canadians) made from a Mini Cooper (a British brand name made by a German company) covered in one million Swarovski crystals (a German-founded, Swiss-owned brand) housed at a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum (in London) could be such an Amerigasm? The "Crystal Car" made by Ken and… » 11/14/08 10:00am 11/14/08 10:00am

Ten Greatest American Police Patrol Cars

We're celebrating Independence Day with a week-long automotive Amerigasm heading down two diametrically opposite roads. The first, started yesterday, is a salute to the best car commercials — a celebration of the conspicuous over-consumption that made this nation great. The second road is one we'll be traveling at… » 7/01/08 12:30pm 7/01/08 12:30pm

Ford Looks To The Amerigasmic Power Of Toby Keith To Save The F-150

We've already noted the propensity of Ford PR to drop happy releases right after their sad releases, as if somehow the good news will cover for the bad news. Today we got news that Ford is stalling F-150 production and then, minutes later, Ford released this note about Toby Keith's big, bad jingoistic tour: » 6/20/08 12:01pm 6/20/08 12:01pm

May the…

Commenter Of The Day: Top Gear USAgasm Edition

If you hadn't noticed, we've written a lot about Top Gear USA today, including posting the official release, the first photos and the host bios. Basically, it was a Toby Keith-sized Amerigasm all over the Jalop today as all the months of wondering, waiting and complaining finally came to an end (well, an "end" until… » 6/16/08 6:00pm 6/16/08 6:00pm

Ad Watch: Ford F-150 Eschews Amerigasm In Favor Of Killing A Cake

I've heard it's not possible to teach an old dog new tricks, and after watching years of Chevy and Ford truck ads, I was beginning to believe it was true. Especially after I saw the last round of amerigasmic ads from Chevrolet and Ford. Then FoMoCo dropped the above ad in our lap called "Cake." It's a commercial… » 1/23/07 12:46pm 1/23/07 12:46pm

The FordLink Mobile Office: An Amerigasm Of Computing For The Ford Truck Man

Apparently there's a part of the Toby Keith "Ford truck man" song we must have missed. It's a part of the song that must not have reached the commercials, where Keith pulls out a pocket protector and a tablet PC — and then says » 11/10/06 2:19pm 11/10/06 2:19pm

Keith must have said it — because with FoMoCo's new FordLink Mobile Office system,…

Idolator Wants Its Own Ford-Flavored Toby Keith Amerigasm

Our brother/sister site obsessed with music, we are flattered to learn, was so tickled by the phraseology we used to explain an orgasmic display of American patriotism — such as that displayed in the new Toby Keith Ford truck ads or the Mellencamp-soundtracked Chevy Silverado ads — they now want nothing more than to… » 10/23/06 5:01pm 10/23/06 5:01pm