Mini Cooper Covered In One Million Swarovski Crystals... Is Proud To Be An American?

Who knew an art car (made by two Canadians) made from a Mini Cooper (a British brand name made by a German company) covered in one million Swarovski crystals (a German-founded, Swiss-owned brand) housed at a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum (in London) could be such an Amerigasm? The "Crystal Car" made by Ken and… »11/14/08 10:00am11/14/08 10:00am

Ford Looks To The Amerigasmic Power Of Toby Keith To Save The F-150

We've already noted the propensity of Ford PR to drop happy releases right after their sad releases, as if somehow the good news will cover for the bad news. Today we got news that Ford is stalling F-150 production and then, minutes later, Ford released this note about Toby Keith's big, bad jingoistic tour: »6/20/08 12:01pm6/20/08 12:01pm

May the…

Ad Watch: Ford F-150 Eschews Amerigasm In Favor Of Killing A Cake

I've heard it's not possible to teach an old dog new tricks, and after watching years of Chevy and Ford truck ads, I was beginning to believe it was true. Especially after I saw the last round of amerigasmic ads from Chevrolet and Ford. Then FoMoCo dropped the above ad in our lap called "Cake." It's a commercial… »1/23/07 12:46pm1/23/07 12:46pm

The FordLink Mobile Office: An Amerigasm Of Computing For The Ford Truck Man

Apparently there's a part of the Toby Keith "Ford truck man" song we must have missed. It's a part of the song that must not have reached the commercials, where Keith pulls out a pocket protector and a tablet PC — and then says »11/10/06 2:19pm11/10/06 2:19pm

Keith must have said it — because with FoMoCo's new FordLink Mobile Office system,…