If you thought the GT500KR in the Knight Rider made-for-TV movie was a disgusting piece of product placement, you ain't seen nothin' yet. What could be worse? How about the four remaining contestants in American Idol massacring Johnny Cash's song Ring Of Fire? What makes it extra terrible was the so-called "music video"…

Anyone know what company's paying for American Idol sponsorship? I know it's difficult to figure out, but try hard. – Ray Wert

We're never one to pat ourselves on the back, so we'll just pat the Freep on their collective back for having great taste in music, and "Cliffster51" for you know, writing the music and stuff. If you missed the original music videos, see them again here and here. – Ray Wert

You may have seen one of these commercials already — and if you have, we're sorry for you. Taylor Hicks is loud and proud and now's been added to FoMoCo's stable of American Idol winners. They signed season one winner Kelly Clarkson to cut a theme song for their "Bold Moves" campaign— and now season three's winner has…