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    New Mini Cooper Convertible "Always Open" Commercials Celebrate Going Topless
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    Image of Lemmy-powered Lemmy-powered
    03/25/09

    In reply to New Mini Cooper Convertible "Always Open" Commercials Celebrate Going Topless
    I dunno. It just never looks right to me when two guys ride together in an open car -- unless maybe it's a steam car and one guy is operating the boiler while the other steers. And both have goggles and dusty faces.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    03/25/09

    @Lemmy-powered: Yeah, exactly. Or they are driving from Madrid to Paris in 1904 and death lurks around every corner.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/25/09

    In reply to New Mini Cooper Convertible "Always Open" Commercials Celebrate Going Topless
    Can't help but notice they're going for the snappily* dress guys who like to exchange looks with other snappily* dressed guys demographic.


    *Apparently that's a real word.

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/25/09

    In reply to New Mini Cooper Convertible "Always Open" Commercials Celebrate Going Topless
    "Duel" demonstrates the appropriate use of the Mini.


    "History" demonstrates the fact that chivalry is dying in the gay community.


    "Ninja Night" is just gratuitous objectification of ninjas, or, in the more PC term, violent-Japanese.


    "Best Buddies" seeks to break the barrier created by the "Bros before wheels" in modern US culture.

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    03/25/09

    In reply to New Mini Cooper Convertible "Always Open" Commercials Celebrate Going Topless
    Please please please: BatMini.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/25/09

    In reply to New Mini Cooper Convertible "Always Open" Commercials Celebrate Going Topless
    I like the one about the history of interpersonal relationships of gay couples. You can totally tell which one's the butch.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/25/09

    @Graverobber: Totally unrelated, but, good work on the NPOCP.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/25/09

    @Graverobber: Dammit. You ninja'd my gay theme.


    /pun intended.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/25/09

    @engineerd: Do you think there were ever gay ninjas?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/25/09

    @Graverobber: Not very subtle at all, is it?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/25/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: It get's cold and lonely sitting underwater for hours waiting for your assassination target to come by...
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    03/25/09

    In reply to New Mini Cooper Convertible "Always Open" Commercials Celebrate Going Topless
    I know a girl down at Hooters once named Mini. She'd only go topless for a 5-spot. But she never did go all the way down.
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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    03/25/09

    I'm still waiting for the ads that emphasize how relatively spacious they are inside. I'm thinking a typical 20-something boyfriend/girlfriend spot, moving in to a new apartment, with the tagline "Stick in her Cooper!"
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/25/09

    @Ash78: Seriously, who needs a big vehicle to move when you can just put the top down?


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