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    2002tii Touring, 2002ti Alpina Restore Our Faith In Bavaria

    BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/29/09

    In reply to 2002tii Touring, 2002ti Alpina Restore Our Faith In Bavaria
    Now that Alpina--that's some Orange Sunshine!
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    Image of cyclopticgaze cyclopticgaze
    03/29/09

    In reply to 2002tii Touring, 2002ti Alpina Restore Our Faith In Bavaria
    Love the fuel injected touring, but I'd totally go for that Aplina ti first. I'll leave the rare cars like round-taillight touring tiis to the concourse crowd. Get a regular carbed car and you don't mind banging away at it like hell.
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    Image of .357 .357
    03/29/09

    In reply to 2002tii Touring, 2002ti Alpina Restore Our Faith In Bavaria
    Those were great days. The 2002tii probably weighs as much as the iDrive knob on the X5.
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    Image of The Kid The Kid
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    Make mine a Touring. In green. With Dakota Rotbraun leather. For collection at the factory in Buchloe. That is all.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    The ePRS (US Patent No. c11077983) produced the following:


    We are clever. We took a small diesel from a small car and put it in a bigger car so that we could claim to be green with mileage of 45mpg. See AlGore, we care about Mother Earth.


    Oh, it produces 214hp -- more hp/L than any other current Alpina engine -- and will propel the 3-series to 62mph in 6.9s (not 7s) and onward to a top speed of 152mph.


    The BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo -- for the smug prick in your life.

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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    03/17/09

    @engineerd is functionally ЯetardeD: Aren't pricks, by nature if not defination, smug?
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    Good Work, however, I don't think we are any better off replacing the Smugness of a Prius driver with the pure arrogance of a BMW owner, plus the smugness of 45+ MPG. That is a double fail.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/17/09

    @UDMan:


    I kind of thought the same thing.
    You would have to make a new word, smarrogance?

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/17/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis: If you google image "smug prick" this guy comes up multiple times:

    That's what I had in my head.

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    03/17/09

    @SirNotAppearing: That guy's clearly an Audi driver. Leave the Prius alone.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    I like how ALPINA makes up the majority of the expression "Small penis" (Sequential Manual Alpina Type S, or SM-Alpina S)


    I am amused.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/17/09

    @Ash78: That is funny. Reward yourself with an Alpina colada.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    Not entirely sure why BMW don't do a 323d. The 123d engine is exactly the same as the 320d, but with an extra turbo.


    Incidentally, the 123d is one of the finest vehicles I have ever driven.


    Shame it looks uglier than a hessian bag full of penises.

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    Image of MR42HH MR42HH
    03/17/09

    @Rust-MyEnemy:

    Because they already have the 6-cylinder 325d. Which is just a more relaxed de-tuned 330d.
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    03/17/09

    @MR42HH: I know that, a 323d would be more economical and about as powerful, while weighing far less. I never did like the 325d, seemed a little pointless.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    This actually seems pretty cool to me, but those wheels have GOT to go.


    Side note: couldn't diesels' relatively dismal 0-60 times (compared with their gasoline counterparts, at least) be improved with shorter gearing? Is that part of the reason why diesel trucks end up with eleventy bajillion gears? I'm not trying to be a smartass (much), I'm just curious since I don't know a whole lot about diesels.

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    03/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: They could, theoretically, but shifting usually kills 0-60 times. Really fast cars hit 60 in 2 gears (1 shift), while most normal cars require 3 gears.


    The ideal thing for a fast diesel would be a CVT of some sort, but IIRC, they just can't handle big torque (yet).


    Big trucks have lots of gears close together primarily for massive load hauling, not for speed.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick:


    Semis have a lot of short gears for hauling. ASH is right with the idea of a CVT being great for this purpose but I don't know one that wouldn't grenade when mated to a diesel.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/17/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis: @Ash78: Got it, thanks guys! Ash, are you sure that most cars need to shift into third to hit 60 though? That would surprise me greatly - my car, which is geared shorter than almost anything out there, will easily crest 60 in second gear.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    03/17/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I'm going from memory here, so might be off a little.


    I might be near redline at 60mph in 2nd, but I can't say I do that very often. Searching around on the web quickly, I see that a lot of sportier cars or big engines hit 65-75 in 2nd. I'd imagine more everyday cars probably redline before that. Interesting topic for more reading...

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    About that 43K: Is that the total cost, including the vehicle, or is that just for the conversion alone?


    $43K for the entire car is a little unreasonable for me, but not for a BMW, I suppose. But $43K plus the cost of the car would be f'ing ridonkulous.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/17/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I'm pretty sure it includes the vehicle and parts. Alpina BMWs command a premium over "regular" BMWs, but not nearly by that margin, and besides, they're registered as an automobile manufacturer, not a tuning house.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    Seriously, Prius, eat a dick.


    But will we ever see it in the US?

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/17/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis:


    You can custom order one from Alpina, no doubt.


    But for that price, I would sooner have the Prius and Civic Si.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/17/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.:


    But how is it going to run with our diesel quality?


    Are you talking about combining a Prius and a Civic Si, or two seperate vehicles?

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    03/17/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis: You mean cobbling the front ends together a la James May limousine? Cuz that would be entertaining as hell.
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    Image of 6061-Tsix 6061-Tsix
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    Save fuel, burn rubber. 332lb-ft=fun.


    Too bad American refineries don't cook up any diesel.

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    03/17/09

    @6061-Tsix: We do, but then we ship it to Europe and Asia. Dammit.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    Reasonable performance and awesome mileage overall? Absolutely.


    Reasonable performance and awesome mileage for $43K and no warranty? No.

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/17/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.:


    I'm sure Alpina has a warranty on everything they sell. They wouldn't be able to sell anything if they didn't.
    Plus, the B7 that was sold in the states was actually offered through BMW dealers.


    Think about it: For the price of TWO Priussesesss ... or whatever, you can get better MPG without all the smug! The best part is, no one will ever know. Unless you go bragging about it, which would probably end up happening. Smug assholes ... *grumble grumble*


    Ok, I'm done.

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    Image of Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage! Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!
    03/17/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: errr..."shared warranty coverage since 1964"


    Alpina cars carry a full warranty.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/17/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis:


    Yeah, in retrospect, I suppose they may well have a warranty program, particularly if the cars are sold under the "Alpina" name rather than the "BMW" name.


    I admit, however, to not knowing enough about either Alpina or BMW to be certain.


    And yes, as cool as it is, I would still rather have the two Priuses. Yes, they are the anti-cool, but at the same time, having to two functional vehicles is better than having one functional vehicle.


    Additionally, from an economic standpoint, this thing still makes no sense over a Prius, as the new Prius gets 50+ mpg on standard gasoline, which is significantly cheaper than diesel in the US?


    If you just can't stand the Prius and are willing to sacrifice 5 mpg for looks and a more interesting drive? The Ford Fusion hybrid is available for at least $10K cheaper and gets the same mileage on gasoline, which, again, is cheaper than diesel.

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    03/17/09

    @Gearhead_42: I stand corrected.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/17/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.:


    This BMW isn't being marketed for just anyone. Diesel is currently more expensive. Why? We'll never know.
    Look at it from the point of view of someone that has enough money to drop on a BMW already. Think of all of those movie-star types that drive Prisususesesses just to be eco-friendly.
    This is right up their alley. If I had the money it would be right up my alley. I can't say many things for sure but I know the BMW has to be exponentially more fun to drive than any Prius, ever.
    The thought of a vehicle that gets 45mpg and I can still have an ass-load of fun in all while retaining luxury status excites the hell out of me.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/17/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis: But they're not driving it to be eco-friendly. They're driving it to be seen as eco-friendly (that's why other hybrids that don't stand out have been relative sales flops). This car doesn't have the eco-image, whatever the reality, so it won't enjoy the same popularity, unfortunately.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/17/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis:


    You have a good argument there.


    But even so, I would just as soon skip out on both the Prius smug stereotype and the BMW douchebag stereotype and take the Fusion Hybrid.


    That way I could at least be a domestic douchebag.

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    03/17/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I think you can get the warranty also, this 7 series they made had BMW warranty, no?


    Actually they are not even tuners but car company, beemer looking cars they sell have their name in every tag so they are registered as Alpinas not BMWs, at least in europe

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/17/09

    @Manic King of Corinthia:


    Indeed. I stand totally corrected on that one.


    I'm generally a fan of classic domestic cars, so I will admit that my knowledge of European automakers is somewhat lacking.

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    03/17/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: "domestic douchebag" if you live in Mexico.
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    03/17/09

    In reply to BMW Alpina D3 Bi-Turbo: 45 MPG Performance Sedan
    good idea, but not enough power
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/17/09

    @Tiawatha: It's faster than an e46 325 and double the mpg. I'd say that's pretty damn good.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/17/09

    @Tiawatha: As someone who owns a diesel that makes 94hp and 162 lb./ft less from 50% more displacement, I say this thing's worthy of supercar status.
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