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    Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    The croc's a lot less ugly than the Sequoia. And it gets one mile to the chicken.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    The alligator was laid off from Chrysler's plant yesterday and decided to hold an impromptu protest against foreign carmakers. When interviewed, he said, "I should have just taken a Sebring convertible, it would have kept customers from approaching the dealers."
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    Image of Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. . Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    That Gator must have been a Mopar fan.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    $48,000 for a sequoia? What a croc!
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    Staged. That gator is the most exciting thing a Toyota dealer's had on his lot in several years.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/01/09

    @Alfisted: ZING!
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    Image of AlienProbe AlienProbe
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    Gators are like little dragons right? Did anyone check to make sure the Supercars on the lot were unmolested?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/01/09

    @AlienProbe: It's a Toyota dealership. No supercars to worry about.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/01/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Thank God, I almost thought you mentioned Toyota and supercars in the same sentence. That period saves us all.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/01/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: What? The 2010 Prius has got 1 million horsepower and can do 1 million mpg at the same time!


    That failed this much:


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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/01/09

    @Mobius_1: Did we ever figure out who won that?
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/01/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: What, you mean the way you just did?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    That video was trying its best to give me a migraine.


    But it did remind me that there was a time when Michael Jackson was cool enough to collaborate with Eddie Van Halen.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/01/09

    @smalleyxb122: Dude, just Beat It.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    "Got anything similar to, say, a Cayman?"
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    First we need to scale back this crowd and then bring in some gator aid.
     Reply
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    I think he was looking for the aux input.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/01/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: he was trying to forge the pistons.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/01/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: The alligator that thought it was a dragon?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/01/09

    @Syrax can't mix memes with his name: but was he trying to forge the forged


    pistons?@Mobius_1: I'd say its closest we're gonna get.

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/01/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: the forged pistons he was trying to forge were forged prior the forging.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    05/01/09

    @Syrax can't mix memes with his name: But was e forging the forged pistons he was tryping to forge that were forged prior to the forging?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/01/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Don't think so. At that time he was looking for the aux inputs.
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    Image of Bret Bret
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    It's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    All that for a used Sequoia? That's why Toyota is where it is.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    05/01/09

    In reply to Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive
    As much as people make fun of California, I think Florida is bizarre!
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