LeMons Torture Test Results: Alfa Romeo Milano

We knew the Milano has been a damn good LeMons car, but this good? That's right, the excessively complex, temperamental Reagan Era V6 Alfa absolutely stomps all Toyota products when it comes to LeMons reliability. Of course, when a Milano does break… well, they say that turning 10,000 fasteners over the course of a… » 1/17/10 10:00pm 1/17/10 10:00pm

PCH, Invasion Of The Hell Projects Edition: Three Alfas or Four…

Welcome to Project Car Hell » 10/10/08 5:20pm 10/10/08 5:20pm, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Yesterday, we had the chance to choose between two potential moonshine runners, with either of which one might keep bread on the table during the coming , and the like Junior Johnson beat…

Goal Of 100% Reliability Not Met, LeMons Cars Break Stuff

Can you believe it? Flogging mercilessly on a cheap-ass race car can lead to mechanical woes! According to UDMan: Well, all the entries are still on the track, and we are in hour 4. However, there have been some close calls. Team Pro-Crass-Duh-Nation (an Alfa Romeo) was black flagged because the Battery was on FIRE.… » 8/23/08 4:45pm 8/23/08 4:45pm

Chew On This Stat: 10 Percent Of LeMons New England Racers Drive Alfa…

Are we seeing the start of a new LeMons trend here? Rather than endless BMW E30s, Mazda RX-7s, and Honda CRXs, the Alfa Romeo Milano will become the can't-lose car of choice for LeMons teams? We know there will be at least one » 8/23/08 3:45pm 8/23/08 3:45pm at the next LeMons South race, and we're keeping our fingers crossed that someone will…

Time To Bust Some LeMons Cheaters... Wait, Is That An Alfa Romeo…

The racers lining up for the 24 Hours of LeMons New England race today have had time to get their stories straight » 8/23/08 12:45pm 8/23/08 12:45pm, so it appears that the BS Inspection went without any monstrous lap penalties. We've got on the ground in Connecticut, and he'll be sending us more photos of the rod-throwin', head-gasket-blowin',…