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    Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong

    What About The Local Beverages?

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/24/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    Do none of you know? That is Moscow Hilton, a famous Russian socialite and allegedly involved with several oligarchs, seen with her new pet dragon.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    11/24/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    6.0% ABV is pretty damn low for a cocktail... Hell, by my standards, that's low for a beer, but then I'm sort of spoiled when it comes to over-21 beverages.

    [www.iron-horse-brewery.com]

    Quilters Irish Death, mmmmm.... 7.8% of malty alcoholic goodness.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    11/24/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    In Russia low-alcohol drunk you!

    *falls over backwards in chair*

    MWAHahahahaHA!

    *vomits*

    WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    What's the point of a low-alcohol cocktail? I don't drink because I want to stay sober. I drink because I'm starting to remember what grampa did to me in the shed.
     Reply
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    Russia is the antiUtah.
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    Image of mr_dude mr_dude
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    Time to send Comrade Wertovsky to Russia with steamy dragon love.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    I knew this Russian once, dude was so Russian he lived in Russia. Anyhow he had a sister and his father's way of judging whether or not a man was man enough was to see if he could keep up with his drinking and still hold his composure.

    They thought I was pretty manly :(
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    badhatharry promoted this comment Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/23/09 6:15 PM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/24/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Are you the little Russian girl in that story?
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Naw, I'm Irish, but I get around.

    Edit: Well now, that didn't come out how I wanted it to...
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/24/09 3:42 AM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/24/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Me too (I meant about the Irish part).
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    Uh, based on that picture I'd say they nailed it.
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    In Russia, drink drives you! (sorry)
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    American Dragons are doing old cars. Russian Dragons are doing hot chicks.

    Russia 1, America, 0

    low alchohol.....6.0%....Those Russians do know their drinking.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    In Russia, dragon dragons you!
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    Image of Steve Costello Steve Costello
    11/23/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: I knew there was a reason I <3 clicked you a few weeks ago.
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    that ain't the way to have fun, son promoted this comment Steve Costello was starred Steve Costello was unstarred
    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    @Steve Costello: Ah, heart-clicked.

    Thanks. As I get older, it takes longer to figure things out.

    /didn't realize the <3 is a sideways heart for the last half-hour...now get off my lawn!
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    Edited by that ain't the way to have fun, son at 11/23/09 6:28 PM that ain't the way to have fun, son was starred that ain't the way to have fun, son was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/23/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son:
    Sou, you were looking at the <3 while leaning your head to the left, and you thought he meant that he ass-clicked him???
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    Image of Turboner Turboner
    11/23/09

    @that ain't the way to have fun, son: Some people mistake it for sideways balls.
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/23/09

    @Turboner:

    I was trying to figure out how a rounded "W" worked in a smiley...

    #tips
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    Image of JC Whitless JC Whitless
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong

    Well, honestly, since Disney has gutted the Epcot exhibit he was in, what else is he going to do but schmooze it up with Nicolia Ritchieski.

    You can tell from the lack of a smile on her face that a dragon just isn't the kinda thing you have on your lap.

    Thankfully, her face won't be the same when she only uses a fire breathing beast as a restraint.

    Kraken Seat Belts FTW, BTW.

    /edit image fail
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    Edited by JC Whitless at 11/23/09 5:41 PM JC Whitless was starred JC Whitless was unstarred
    Image of pres pres
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    If I had a poorly animated dragon in my lap, I'd be closing my eyes as well.

    Or...

    It could be that she's just blind from drinking the rubbing alcohol earlier in the night and this is her "chill down" drink.
     Reply
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    11/23/09

    In reply to Russians Get Dragoning All Wrong
    I'm imagining what this liquid may taste like. Eeewww. Russian dragon juice.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/04/09

    In reply to What About The Local Beverages?
    Where's the toilet wine?
     Reply
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/04/09

    @aSoundofSleep says don't drink and Jalop: First Bathtub Banana rum and now Toilet Wine?

    You southr'nrs are gross.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/05/09

    @Pleco, king of the junkyard: Hey! It's Banana Gin, and it's Murilee-approved!


    Also, I'm gonna try to get pictures of my pumpkin for ya tomorrow.

     Reply
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